8-May-2016: Phil sperging about guns again - Links smallest gun he can find

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Psycho

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http://www.keltecweapons.com/our-guns/pistol/pf-9

That thing looks like it would have a hard time shooting all the way through a watermellon.
 
Of course he's a Kel-Tec fan. I would rather go bare-handed than carry any of their shit. You'd have a better chance of living.
 
Here is a video review for you all.


It looks like a cheep Saturday Night special that's sorta OK for the money, but it has a problem feeding some types of ammunition an spits mag's when you least expect it.

But this will ever remain out of Phils grasp, it's too expensive and there is nobody who would legally sell him a gun.

Edit to add:
This is a link to the product page.
 
Are there even any Kiwis who don't already own at least one assault rifle for the upcoming race war? You're not intimidating us, Phil, our guns are bigger, louder and hold more lead.
 
Am I the only one worried about the fact that an impulsive, paranoid, aggressive Exceptional Individual with a history of violence is talking about revenge fantasies, militant delusions, and acquiring a concealable handgun that's within his price range in the same month?
Most of you think he's a harmless, spineless potato-man, but there's nobody more dangerous than a cowardly idiot with something to prove who thinks they're under attack.
 
I was going to say that Phil didn't have the balls to try anything but then I realised....
 
of course Philthy would go for a kel-tec. A gun made by potatoes for potatoes. Kind of disappointed that they'd let Philthy into a gun shop, but the cost of that thing is probably about as much as his monthly cheese budget, and we know which choice Philthy is gonna make.
 
Tranhuviya said:
Of course he's a Kel-Tec fan. I would rather go bare-handed than carry any of their shit. You'd have a better chance of living.
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To be fair, a real firearm is going to cost real firearm money.
Philthy is working in that "what can the pawn shop toss me for $160" range, and I really do hope he gets one. You people though the pepper spray incident was funny?
Make sure you get one with the grip held together with electrical tape, Phil. That's where the quality is at.
 
They say most guys would overcompensate for having a small penis by buying a big gun like a Desert Eagle or Taurus Judge.

Apparently Phil didn't get that memo, and went for the smallest, dinkiest gun that he could get his grubby, dirt encrusted mitts on.
 
Picklemaker said:
Am I the only one worried about the fact that an impulsive, paranoid, aggressive Exceptional Individual with a history of violence is talking about revenge fantasies, militant delusions, and acquiring a concealable handgun that's within his price range in the same month?
Most of you think he's a harmless, spineless potato-man, but there's nobody more dangerous than a cowardly idiot with something to prove who thinks they're under attack.
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Yeah, no.
You forget exactly what degree of cowardice and incompetence we're dealing with here. Phil is grossly out of shape, clumsy, and has no training or experience of any kind with firearms. The golden rule is that if you don't know how to use it, a firearm is a greater threat to you than it is to anyone else. The only thing Phil is going to do by whipping that thing out is justify someone shooting him and calling it self-defense.
So yes, Phil having a firearm is a terrible idea and incredibly dangerous, but not to anyone else. He talks a lot, but historically that's the full extent of his ability against anyone who isn't his mother.
 
Psycho said:
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http://www.keltecweapons.com/our-guns/pistol/pf-9

That thing looks like it would have a hard time shooting all the way through a watermellon.
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Looks like a PP7

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Yeah, no.
You forget exactly what degree of cowardice and incompetence we're dealing with here. Phil is grossly out of shape, clumsy, and has no training or experience of any kind with firearms. The golden rule is that if you don't know how to use it, a firearm is a greater threat to you than it is to anyone else. The only thing Phil is going to do by whipping that thing out is justify someone shooting him and calling it self-defense.
So yes, Phil having a firearm is a terrible idea and incredibly dangerous, but not to anyone else. He talks a lot, but historically that's the full extent of his ability against anyone who isn't his mother.
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Maybe hes gonna try to kill himself with it. Guns do have a 90%+ success rate with suicides.
 
Picklemaker said:
Am I the only one worried about the fact that an impulsive, paranoid, aggressive Exceptional Individual with a history of violence is talking about revenge fantasies, militant delusions, and acquiring a concealable handgun that's within his price range in the same month?
Most of you think he's a harmless, spineless potato-man, but there's nobody more dangerous than a cowardly idiot with something to prove who thinks they're under attack.
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I'm not worried for a few simple facts, Phil even with his port stress impulse control is yet to draw a weapon in a fight, Phil's the idiot kid who carry's a knife "For protection" but the only time he pull's it out end's up layed out on a slab, in addition to this where is he going to get one from? He's of no fixed abode so can't apply for a weapons permit in CA according to my research, nobody is going to sell one to him under the table as he just looks like a dodgy unstable bastard, and to get one illegally he'd have to associate with people he's genuinely terrified of.
If he ever got a gun, he'd pose more of a risk to himself than anyone else, Phil has no concept of firearms safety he's soon fall afoul of his own idiocy.

An beyond that, if he ever did manage to aquire a gun, myself an a fair number of his friends would report him Phil is EXACTLY the sort of person you don't want to own a gun for there own safety an considering I know his general whereabouts at any moment his joy would be short lived.

Damocles_Sword said:
of course Philthy would go for a kel-tec. A gun made by potatoes for potatoes. Kind of disappointed that they'd let Philthy into a gun shop,
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Eh in the UK a lot of Gunshops get lookieloos who have never shot or held a gun before poping in just to hold a gun I know in the US it's a little different but if they had people like that it wouldn't surprise me.
 
Erubetie said:
They say most guys would overcompensate for having a small penis by buying a big gun like a Desert Eagle or Taurus Judge.

Apparently Phil didn't get that memo, and went for the smallest, dinkiest gun that he could get his grubby, dirt encrusted mitts on.
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It's the clitoris of guns.
 
God I want to /k/ sperg so badly.

First this never happened. Odd he picked kek tel a lesser known brand though.

Second he cant get a gun legally his 5150 made sure of it. Hes too dumb to illegally do it.

So yea no scare Phil. Your odor is your most dangerous weapon.

Kel tecs aren't awful and sub 2k are fun PCCs and make a good car gun. Not that Phil can afford a gun let alone a car.
 
Bassomatic said:
Second he cant get a gun legally his 5150 made sure of it. Hes too dumb to illegally do it.
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Not on the west coast, anyway. Go somewhere like Texas, Mississippi, Montana or Utah and he'll be able to get a gun. Unfortunately, he's terrified to leave those liberal spaces that are filled with white people.
 
Good luck Phil, you stupid fucking potato, you bounce back and forth between two cities with the toughest gun laws in the country.

Get caught with that POS and it'll mean a couple years in the can, you moron.
 
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