8values - What's your score, and do you think it's accurate?

[Feral Postie]

 

[mrfresh]

 

[Osmosis Jones]

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I'll come back in a year.

It's been 2 and a half years since this post. Let's see where I've gotten to.

People don't change.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That sounds unnervingly accurate for what I believe

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Welcome, comrade. Workers of the world unite!

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Welcome, comrade. Only through strength and solidarity can we achieve real change!

Does this make me a Vaushite? I'd say this accurately reflects my views doe
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Comrade, I respect your revolutionary fervor but you are going too hard and not recognizing the importance of these traditions and practices that benefit the workers and farmers. Collectivism should be only implemented on a voluntary basis.

It really warms my heart knowing there are so many comrades on KF. We will win in the end.

 

[d33CH]

I prob would've had a different set of answers years ago, but I answered as honestly as I could to how I feel today. I think it's pret accurate.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I figured it would end up here eventually.

 

[soup peddler]

I like 9Axes more than 8values, it's still like almost a meme but it's less reductive.

I'm pretty much a Christian socialist, so the numbers add up. Like 8values, the questions are very ambiguously worded. Like it put me as a "globalist" because "human suffering here is as bad as human suffering there" is just correct, even when I think power should be extremely decentralized except for globally relevant efforts at environmental conservation. Like I said, all of these kinds of tests are extremely reductive.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

 

[GunCar Gary]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The "Authority" slider is certainly off, because at every given point of "Government spying on you", I clicked strongly disagree. I personally would have put it more as 40/60 or 45/55.

Fascism is a weird conclusion given it didn't really ask "fascist" questions, and given that they were a lot more socialist (economically) than the "Market" slider would suggest.

This is also pretty hilarious considering this:

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/572704/

 

[Justice Tony]

This checks out ngl:

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Interesting, I though I'd end up as fascist

 

[Pure Soap]

Heil Capitalism, I guess

 

[ilovejews]

Sounds about right

 

[Dead Lion]

I’ve been getting consistent results like that on these kinds of horoscopes since forever.

 

[Bill's Due]

When this test first came out in 2014, I was a "classical liberal". In 2016, I was a Centrist.

Now in 2025, after realizing how damaging globalism and "progressivism" is, I seem to hover between "Moderate Conservatism" and "Right-Wing Populist".

Just because the "traditions" I want to hold are basically 90s Democrat views.

Fuck equality though. The modern left does not fight for "equality" anymore, they fight for "equity", so of course I'll be leaning harder into the free market opposing them.

 

[umseriously]

Kek

 

[starborn427614]

Not really surprising.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Oh wow double centrism.

Spoiler: Dangerous neutralism

These "tests" are always binary nonsense and fail to capture my yewneek spehshulness.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Been doing some testing and there is something wonky. It seems like certain issues are weighted pretty heavily or something, especially on the civil axis. Dip (national/global) centric questions seem to play a role in civil axis as well.

This is the last test i did and it was kind of on point, made a few little changes to a few my first choices. But i don't feel like taking yet another time. Should have remembered to save he ones from my first real attempt.


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9axis test:



Seems MUCH closer than the other one. Still not 100% but better.