FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

[obliviousbeard]

Cheers Phil! Can I have your stuff?

Why would you want assortment of BDSM gear, expired mace, stinky rags and hot topic accessories?

 

[Apocalypso]

I reported the post shortly after screenshotting it.
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His life has been ful-PHIL-led.

 

[Cubanodun]

Maybe he was the guy with the machete from yesterday and now he is going to kill himself japanese style with it

 

[Jaded Optimist]

If he actually offs himself, despite the fact that the post has already been removed, I'll be surprised.

EDIT: Post hasn't been removed yet. But one person commented.

Mind posting an image of the comment?

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

if he calls my suicide hotline i would tell him to do it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

So long and thanks for all the fish.
So sad that it should come to this...

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil, showing he really understands true friendship and charity - by guilt-tripping the couple who were good enough to take him in for a few days.

Do a flip, fatty.

 

[Ravenor]

Do a flip, fatty.

You know what that move is called? The Crater Maker.

 

[Asuka]

If he does do it, everybody will suffer "Terryberry Syndrome" again and be all "oh my god I wish I could have saved him "

 

[Cubanodun]

If he does do it, everybody will suffer "Terryberry Syndrome" again and be all "oh my god I wish I could have saved him "

I wonder if our domestic terrorist would use his death to push his Cyber Jihad against the farms

 

[AnOminous]

Is there an obituary yet?

I feel a need to masturbate.

 

[IV 445]

If he gets cremated it would start a grease fire

 

[Melkor]

Mind posting an image of the comment?

Sure thing

Also, Facebook reviewed my report and apparently it doesn't violate their community standards. Thanks, Zuckerberg.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh Phil we knew thee too well and you were taken from us far too late.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to buy the guy who has to collect his body a beer.

It's a literal law of nature that scumbags who actually should die never actually do commit suicide when they promise to.

 

[Ruin]

It's a literal law of nature that scumbags who actually should die never actually do commit suicide when they promise to.

The Mr Burns effect is real the bigger the piece of shit the longer they live.

 

[Twrx]

On world suicide prevention day too....
probably lost his crash sofa and doesn't have the cash for a motel room, no ebeg money either.

He lost the couch for the weekend. Whoever's couch he was surfing on wanted their place to themselves for the weekend

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

If he does do it, everybody will suffer "Terryberry Syndrome" again and be all "oh my god I wish I could have saved him "

If Phil actually does it I'm pushing all the blame on @AnOminous to make myself feel better and shrug off any responsibility for my actions.

 

[Ravenor]

Do a flip, fatty.

You know what that move is called? The Crater Maker.

I got creative...

Bonus goodboy point's to whoever guesses that nuclear explosion correctly.

 

[MMX]

He lost the couch for the weekend. Whoever's couch he was surfing on wanted their place to themselves for the weekend

Thats the offical fiction
But phil was staying in a motel not crashing at someones place.
I think he confused his narrative to cover all his spending or overspent and couldnt afford to stay.