FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

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That's not very nice. Do you want the river to catch fire from that much toxic waste? That's Ohio's trick.

Oddly enough I don't see Phil dieing in such a way he'd be eiter put into water OR die under a bridge (baring a unexpected cold snap).You see while a river is a handy body removal tool it also signifies guilt i.e. you care enough to get rid of the body even if it's for selfish reasons, nobody would care enough about Phil for that to be a consideration.
 
Taters threatens to off himself.
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Which would make Phil's suicide "cancelling the Apocalypse," which would only be apt if Phil were effectual in any way.
 
Perhaps the most eye-catching accounts in Li's book have to do with Mao's sex life. Despite his infertility, Mao indulged in young women--sometimes more than one at the same time--and engaged in Taoist sexual practice to prolong his life. Mao even had a special bed made for his sexual activity, with the edge of one side raised about four inches higher than the rest of the bed, which he took every place he traveled, even to Moscow. His hygiene was even more eccentric; according to Li, Mao's "genitals were never cleaned." Instead, Mao said, "I wash myself inside the bodies of my women." He never brushed his teeth, either; instead, he simply used tea to rinse out his mouth when he woke, eating the leaves after drinking the water, as many peasants in southern China did.
Birds of a feather...
 
If Phil is using comic book logic insane bizarro Phil should hopefully act like a normal neurotypical cis adult who gets a job and wear a respectable suit.

Unfortunately since this is the real world that won't happen, maybe he'll act like the villain in Kick-Ass 2 and wear his BDSM outfit everywhere claiming it's his supervillain costume.
 
Birds of a feather...

When I see that quote about Mau I'm always reminded of Ghandi an how he always supposedly slept in a bed with a Virgin every night to prove how pure he was and how it's pretty much bull shit especially if you learn about his early life, The thing is apart from sexual deviancy Mau much like Phil has a really odd set of double standards - i.e. He's fine with the one doing the deviancy as that's OK but the moment it's some one else he takes issue with it.

Besides, he can't kill himself. Who will take care of his imaginary country? Us?

Oddly that does cause Phil to react, Autismlatina is his safe place, it's the place he goes to that he can understand and control with 100% accuracy when other people fuck with it he get's pissed as it's his place not your's, sadly he's not fleshed it out so he see's himself as a mid level functionary of the country not as the leader or as a normal citizen.
 
Did Facebook wise up or did he remove it? Yes I'm on his friends list and I'm not seeing it anymore.
 
Phil will outlive all of us, despite being a fat ball of misery on a steady diet of junk food.
 
I'd say 'yes', but...
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So a nipple or a bare butt brings down the banhammer but suicide baiting and threats of violence are fine and dandy on Facebook? I'm beginning to understand why Facebook is extremely popular in the Islamic world.
 
Can we seriously start a betting pool on how Phil actually kills himself? Make one of the moderators of the Phil thread the holder of the bets. Winner takes all sort of thing.

Nha Deadpooling is a little to much, but honestly It's either going to be a heart attack or he crosses the road at the wrong moment his death isn't going to be interesting it's just going to happen.
 
Nha Deadpooling is a little to much, but honestly It's either going to be a heart attack or he crosses the road at the wrong moment his death isn't going to be interesting it's just going to happen.

We were accused of killing wood shed princess. I see no reason why we couldnt have a pool, but your thoughts about a boring death due to heart failure or a random car accident would make the suicide pool null and void.
 
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