FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

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*Feels like he belongs in every group there is.

*Never feels like a burden no matter how many people he abuses.

*freely moves wherever he wants.

*Hoards all his junk.

...Phil is probably the least suicidal person on the planet.
 
Is he dead yet? I just want to know so if we figure out where he's buried, I want to go take a shit on it.
 
Dr.Research said:
He went from suicidal ideation to implied homicidal ideation. What an improvement!
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Oddly enough...

OK Phil can't understand subtly, he's a very black an white thinker an he is only really able to process what he's saying through a set of very well defined rules he's had for a long time.

For example some one who watches the black adder goes forth joke - "When I joined the Army Bladric if we saw some one in a grass skirt we'd shoot them and nick their country" While a kinda of a crass joke based loosely in factuality it's still absurd by it's very simplicity, but still funny because it has a grain of truth in it. But not Phil he's view that as a out and out confession of the total output of British colonial history an think it was some what accurate.

He also can't get the subtext of this joke -
https://tune.pk/video/2490313/go-for-an-english-goodness-gracious-me

It's a ethnic send up of the English tradition of going for a indian when your wankerd (something that doesn't happen really) from the other side, The obvious jokes fly over his head - really basic we do that just not with that food joke, and it's now a moot point, but Phil can't understand that and take away that's a normal experience of a indian going to english restaurant.

Phil spends his day's permanently frustrated with the world he grew up in, and what little he can understand of other cultures that doesn't fit his frame of personal reference so he can't understand it, and that means he can't draw a parallel from one situation to the next situation , that's part of the reason he avoid's taco and burrito places ran by Mexicans places when he's in sanfran over chain places like taco bell etc, he knows what to expect at taco bell but he's not able to understand half the menu an thinks the people cooking it / serving it are weird and he might also have to mix with people he doesnt like to have a meal so he avoids them like the fucking plauge.
 
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Randy Lahey said:
"Has anyone tried calling the jail morgue?"
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"Hello, I'm looking for a man covered in shitty tattoos who died recently...yes, the one who has female pronouns written all over his body in English and Spanish. No...no, sir, it would be for the best you didn't know why he has them."
 
Here's the thing about suicide baiting- if you do it enough times, eventually literally nobody will care when you do it again. At this point, even Phil's asspatters are like "Okay, if I just ignore this post then soon he'll pretend like it never happened."
 
Well the flab-lib cycle will now repeat from here but of course C.I.S. always gets its man Phil, he's only delaying the inevitable either way.
 
I'm remembering his threats on the bridge now. Talk about a Great Leap Forward!

In all seriousness, though, this is both sad and fascinating. Sad because this is all he has, really, and fascinating because--well, because this is all he has, really. Without the Farms to respond to, without a visible villain, he's flailing for purpose in life. Yet we weren't the villain who created him or even injured him in any way, so his opposition was pointless to begin with. He's a directionless mess of an individual, trying to make a personality and identity by literally tattooing it onto his skin. There's something strangely totemistic about it.

I could probably make a decent horror villain out of him. The Illustrated Man, Special Ed-ition. But as a person, he's an utter mess. I don't doubt we'll see more posts like this while he flails around for some new target to fixate on.
 
Phill views suicide like a teenage year old girl does. An empty threat used to try and scare the people who hate you off, and if you do try and do it it is usually a half assed attempt to get attention.
 
I also like how he tries to spin a joker quote to trans...

Original quote: "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else..."

The flying rat bit isnt too far off either.
 
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