[9-17-16] Phil's really starved - Please give asspats!

[Twrx]

 

[AnOminous]

Phil should just actually post "GIVE ME ASSPATS!" He's not fooling anyone.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Rat poison and tequila.

 

[APerson]

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Half an hour and nothing. Ouch. Countdown to the next suicide/Daddy post, about 1 hour?

 

[AnOminous]

He should drink the magic bleach that transports you to Autistalatina.

One thing that's funny is two people actually clicked like on that post and then didn't even give the poor spud the verbal asspat of a response.

 

[BillRiley]

Sure Potato Boy! I'll buy ya a pickle juice and flat root beer cocktail with a circus peanut garnish.

 

[DZ 305]

Half an hour and nothing. Ouch. Countdown to the next suicide/Daddy post, about 1 hour?

I'd say he cracks and does another suicide threat within a week

 

[Randy Lahey]

bleach

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like the way he puts the content note, and then literally virtue signals. "Look how thoughtful I am! Love me! LOOOVE MEEEEEE!"

 

[lindsayfan]

a Big Gulp of christine's Creamy Fanta !
now with her special artisinal ice cubes

 

[repentance]

Antifreeze.

 

[Innocuous]

My piss

 

[Holdek]

A Velveeta martini garnished with a baby potato wedge.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Phil's already given me an alien brain haemorrhage, why waste any of my money on him

 

[chimpburgers]

Roundup Weed Killer

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

What he says:
"come on, don't be shy people..."
What he means:
"pls respond "

 

[Reshiram]

I assume Phil doesn't have any orbiters like Kim Wilson or Kenneth who reply to all his content then?

 

[Twrx]

I assume Phil doesn't have any orbiters like Kim Wilson or Kenneth who reply to all his content then?

He's burned all those bridges.

 

[Ruin]

What happened to the crazy Jewish lesbian lady who painted with her menstrual blood, wasn't she one of Phil's most hardcore asspatters?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I assume Phil doesn't have any orbiters like Kim Wilson or Kenneth who reply to all his content then?

He chased off Kenny and no troll cares about Phil like they care about Chris.