CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER Bless.
- 1:47 *STRESS SIGH* >

There are a hundred reports about this....
Dispatch woman: Sir, I need you to tell me --
Tommie: "IT IS THREATS COMING OVER THE INTERNET, MA'AM, NOW TRANSFER THIS CALL, PLEASE" /troll growling
Had to max volume at 13:30 but worth it for poor tard wrangler constantly calmly responding, "Oh, okay," to absolute insanity.
- 15:35 Tommie: He works the NIMH, you know what that is?
Officer: National Institute of Modern History???
Hahaha bless. Tommie explains, no, Mental Health. Because the best way to prove you're not crazy, is to prove you ARE crazy first. Smart. Very 5D chess move there.
- 16:30 Tommie explains Josh is a "fat fetishist who is apparently being controlled by Mossad."
Officer: Ohhhh, okay.
Then bitches for 4 minutes about CDG & co. Get some new material. Just when I was starting to snooze, "AND COCKS!!! :V"
- 20:15 Tommie: You know the notice on the building next door?
Officer: about it being condemned?
Tommies expresses surprise that it was that far gone. When your toxicity gets next door buildings condemns. Oof.
- 21:50 gotta lower volume obvs; dumbass boomer admits he doesn't even have all the proof of anything because it's
all in his head "It's just too much!"
Tommie: "Here's me discussing the situation with one of the administrators on the kiwifarms site!"
Officer: oh, okay.
Haha Bless.
- 22:30 "I'm getting ready to put together a RICO investigation!" (Protip Tommie, you're not a prosecutor, you can't do that.)
Officer: Oh, okay.
Please screenshot me too, senpai. uwu
Tommie: Let me get the ones I thought would be pertinent, I don't even know why I saved that.
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trying to copy Chris-Chan, guess Tommie really is jealous of the attention.
Officer: Mm-hm.
Tommie asks about how much crime there is in the region, despite hearing quite a lot, he continues wasting time with this. Since he's lonely and no one will patronize him otherwise.
- 29:40 after trying to notify cop about the injured woman he keeps mentioning, Tommie says "I had good training." His training? Divine ancestor priests and scribes.
Tommie: "Me and the navy couldn't come to terms, and I served in the streets."
Officer: "Oh! You were navy?"
MFW
Tommie: "I should have been!" Blah blah "I'm a marine biologist." lmfao
Officer: Wow. wow
Tommie: "You ever see Muhammed Ali's speech, when he was standing outside the courthouse?"
Officer: no?
Tommie: "Look it up!" lmfao google it bitch.
- 37:56 Tommie: "There's no law against laughing at somebody you think is stupid."
When even this dumb mofo can admit this poignant piece of reality...
- 41:57 Tommie says he sells those uh "minerals"
Officer: "Yeah, I can see that"
Tommie: you can probably feel it, all the energy
Officer: "I feel.... Hm... I can't describe it, but..."
rofl, well said. So much in what wasn't said.
- 42:30 Tommie "I'm not one of the new-age hucksters. I'm like a hereditary medicine person who's been trained by natives."
Officer: Wow. wow
- 46:19 Tommie: "I've been dealing with trolls for 22 years, I've got better things to do with my time than this."
This video (and all others) demonstrates otherwise.
- 48:25 Tommie: "I gotta get off facebook, none of this is important to deal with right now." I laughed a lot. Thank you.
- 50:29 Tommie: "I'm not palpably insane!" says the it showing literal forum pages to a cop. Yes. Good. He then talks about crazy conspiracy theories dating back to 1989 and how he's an elite ninja rainbow medic etc. Very very sane.
Officer: Oh, okay.
- 52:50 Tommie: "They're trying to make it like I'm insane, wasting cops' time, getting mad at people for making fun of me." Without a trace of fucking irony. rofl I missed this.
Boomer misuses "groomer," again, probably because he wishes he knew how to do it.
- 1:04:50 Tommie openly drooling over CDG gross. "We call them the Trans Taliban."
Officer: Oh, okay.
- 1:09:30 bored CDG stalking
- 1:12:05 Tommie is sad that he's not fat enough for Josh to want to feed him, (aka remembers he has to get food not from garbage cans) and stalks KF to look for stuff to bitch about. Finding none, he tries to create some. End scene.