9/4 - Planned podcast interview

[John Furrman]

Like all attempts at interviewing Chris, this will not end well.

People always ask him the most boring questions and squander the opportunity.

 

[CatParty]

Like all attempts at interviewing Chris, this will not end well.

Yeah this idiot podcaster wants people to pay him on patreon to ask chris questions. No one should endorse this. He's not trying to do anything productive. Just trying to scam people.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If anything interesting happens I'll catch it when I have the time. But I'd rather not hear Chris talk about Ponies, trolls, and mundane life routines for the hundredth time.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

There's always a chance Barb will shuffle by and ask him to go get cat food and q-sands again

More than likely it'll just be Chris repeating what he's already said in his past couple of posts in a flat, monotone voice and saying "hmmm yeah" and farting whenever it's pointed out that it was his own behavior that got him in hot water.

 

[FisfulFries]

People always ask him the most boring questions and squander the opportunity.

That's not even it. Chris just interviews very poorly. People expect him to rage and be emotional like he is during his classic videos but during interviews Chris is soft and meek. Even then if the topic isn't directly about him Chris can't hold a conversation to save his life. Even when people want to talk Sonic or about his comic Chris can barely understand and keep up with the conversation.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Why are you so worried about him?

You're right. I shouldnt be.

I just question the futility of doxxing of an attention whore from denmark who got semi-famous off of internet drama with a Japanese man who pretends to be awful at English.

That said though, Ill be surprised if Chris takes the bait at all

 

[TheArtistFormerlyKnown]

That's the silliest idea since paying him 1,500 bucks for his watercolored cardboard totem.


edit:

And for the very same focking reasons, my friends.

 

[Karen Riley]

Thinking about it, I can't recall one time where Chris was interviewed in an official capacity and we actually ended up being pleased that it happened.

At a stretch the @MasterDisaster interviews were enjoyable enough but the recent ones by those weens on Youtube was so terrible, discussion of the interview content was banned and the people behind it got doxed, simply because they were so offensive and unfunny it was painful to watch. On the other side, the respectful Screw Attack interviews were so boring and dull that there was literally no enjoyable content to be gleaned from them, so it's kind of hard to find that fine balance that makes for an enjoyable interview with Chris.

At this stage I'm toying around with closing this thread until an interview is confirmed or uploaded. Chris hasn't actually agreed to be on anything or responded to them so this is dead content in my eyes. Plus these guys clearly want attention. Maybe we shouldn't be giving them any until something is actually confirmed. What do you all think?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is going to be awful, like every other Chris interview.

Don't interact with the lolcows, folks

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

At this stage I'm toying around with closing this thread until an interview is confirmed or uploaded. Chris hasn't actually agreed to be on anything or responded to them so this is dead content in my eyes. Plus these guys clearly want attention. Maybe we shouldn't be giving them any until something is actually confirmed. What do you all think?

Not a bad idea. There's not much to be said other than "this will likely be shit" at this point.

Guru Larry's interviews kinda proved it; Chris is so dumb and so quiet that it's just boring to watch. He can't be bothered to pay attention and be interesting, so why should I care?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Thinking about it, I can't recall one time where Chris was interviewed in an official capacity and we actually ended up being pleased that it happened.

Even David Frost couldn't have interviewed a wet mop like Chris. Our boy knows half a dozen facts, and they're all about cartoons.

 

[CatParty]

Thinking about it, I can't recall one time where Chris was interviewed in an official capacity and we actually ended up being pleased that it happened.

At a stretch the @MasterDisaster interviews were enjoyable enough but the recent ones by those fools on Youtube was so terrible, discussion of the interview content was banned and the people behind it got doxed, simply because they were so offensive and unfunny it was painful to watch. On the other side, the respectful Screw Attack interviews were so boring and dull that there was literally no enjoyable content to be gleaned from them, so it's kind of hard to find that fine balance that makes for an enjoyable interview with Chris.

At this stage I'm toying around with closing this thread until an interview is confirmed or uploaded. Chris hasn't actually agreed to be on anything or responded to them so this is dead content in my eyes. Plus these guys clearly want attention. Maybe we shouldn't be giving them any until something is actually confirmed. What do you all think?

If you look at the sample patreon question, this will be garbage because chris will prattle on for the entire hour about sonichu.

 

[The Fool]

At this stage I'm toying around with closing this thread until an interview is confirmed or uploaded. Chris hasn't actually agreed to be on anything or responded to them so this is dead content in my eyes. Plus these guys clearly want attention. Maybe we shouldn't be giving them any until something is actually confirmed. What do you all think?

Even if he goes through with it we should keep it locked just to prevent them getting any more attention. It's not like we'll get any information out of Chris we don't already know from this.

 

[TheArtistFormerlyKnown]

It's not like we'll get any information out of Chris we don't already know from this.

Or, btw, any information that we would like to hear from him, about himself.
What else can we expect coming from this, anyway?

 

[The Fool]

What else can we expect coming from this, anyway?

The questions are coming from Patreon, so they're all either going to be questions answered on the first page of the CWCki or "JULAAAY"

Although, I am curious how much money @Michael J Hirtes's is going to pour into this.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Only interview Chris needs to go to is one about a job.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris hasn't actually agreed to be on anything or responded to them so this is dead content in my eyes.

He hasn't said anything publicly, but he followed Merryweather on Twitter and Patreon after he contacted him.

But, yeah, maybe a lock is a good idea. I wasn't sure if this would be enough for a thread. Just thought I'd let people know that an interview might be happening. Not much to actually discuss now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Even if he goes through with it we should keep it locked just to prevent them getting any more attention. It's not like we'll get any information out of Chris we don't already know from this.

Plus this shit should be discouraged. It wasn't funny or interesting the previous dozen times and it won't be funny or interesting this time.

 

[CatParty]

He hasn't said anything publicly, but he followed Merryweather on Twitter and Patreon after he contacted him.

But, yeah, maybe a lock is a good idea. I wasn't sure if this would be enough for a thread. Just thought I'd let people know that an interview might be happening. Not much to actually discuss now.

Probably better suited buried in random updates

 

[Karen Riley]

He hasn't said anything publicly, but he followed Merryweather on Twitter and Patreon after he contacted him.

But, yeah, maybe a lock is a good idea. I wasn't sure if this would be enough for a thread. Just thought I'd let people know that an interview might be happening. Not much to actually discuss now.

There's no problem with your logic behind the thread but I think you're right. We shouldn't help this account make money on Patreon when nothing is even confirmed. Locked