LGBT [9/7/15] Facebook - Look at Chris's Swinging D Cup Breasts

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No, Chris, we already got the nudes of you years ago...and far more recently too (ick). We don't need to know more about your horribly miskept personal hygyne about body parts you technically don't have in the way you think you do.
 
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Varis said:
Biologically speaking, is that even possible? I'm not attracted to breasts so I don't know.

As for Chris' Daria D's, I don't completely disagree. While his breasts are tiny, cup sizes can vary from one manufacturer to another, and sometimes they are just... way off.

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As an ex-fitter, some of those ladies badly need a refitting, and also some advice about a suitable style. (It might be pretty, but that don't mean it suits your rack!) There's some weird pancaking going on there, and a number of them are wearing too big a back size.
 
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So as expected Chris thinks he has D size breasts because he probably bought a d cup bra that's really small and stretches it a cross his chest to an really tight fit and that's why he believes he has D cup breast, ignoring the fact that it's not how bras work.
 
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Moo said:
The largest strap size in the image is a 34, which is a fairly thin woman. Basically, as strap size goes up, cup size does, too. This would mean that my boobs will fit into the cups of a 36D, but will not fit in the cups of a 28G. Therefore, Chris (who probably measures around a 42) would have to fill out a 42D cup (MASSIVE boobs). He might fill out a 28D, but would never be able to close the bra.
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LongtimeLurker said:
Former bra salesperson just weighing in my opinion on Chris's obvious delusion. From my experience (read: measuring chunky old guys) Chris is probably a 42 or 44B. Problem being he's also probably just buying his bras at Target or Walmart, and I know the former has very, very few bands over 40 for sale. I sincerely doubt he's actually been measured since getting his first sports bras; if he were to go to a proper bra fitting he'd most likely just yell and scream that no way is he a B cup, like half the crazy ladies I measured, and refuse to try a properly fitting bra.

What's most likely happening is Chris is grabbing a bunch of bras, trying them all on, and deciding whichever band feels most comfortable around his girth is "his size". Some of his bras (I hate that I know this) also look like Target's "junior's" brand, which of course run smaller than the full figure cuts.

In short, Chris most likely thinks he's a D cup because he wants stupidly inappropriate "cute girly" bras and the only bands that fit him comfortably have D cups on them. For being such a "lesbian" he sure is lazy when it comes to studying bras.


Like Moo said, those ladies all have Ds or DDs because they have smaller bands. It's the same reason 32D and 36A are sister sizes. Chris, as I'm sure most anyone can tell, should not wear a smaller band.
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This is tells me a great deal but more so that we need SI measurements for bras of all things. This system makes the number of feet in a mile look like a reasonable amount.
 
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So he pitches a fit when he gets banned from a game shop, and now if his nudes that he uploaded to Facebook aren't reported...he gets mad at that too?

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I get that this is for whatever cause he's decided to latch onto because of his pseudo-feminist views, but Chris actually wanting to be banned from anything? I've been out of the loop concerning Chris's antics, so I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this sudden change in personality. I thought Chris was the kind of guy who would shrink from a fight, not instigate it.
 
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Lmao, most women don't feel the pressing need to be able to post topless photos on FaceBook, Chris. Speak for yourself. There are already websites for that, websites that don't directly link us to our families ("Hi, Grandma! Did you see my tit pic?") and friends.

Again, Christine shows that he honestly has no fucking idea how women think and feel about anything.
 
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It's a pretty extreme level of denial. I don't know jack shit about sizing bras, but it anyone should be able to tell that if he were a woman, his "breasts" would be smaller than average.

Does he just have no sense of breast size. If you showed him a woman with small breasts and told him she had large breasts would he just say "Hm yeah, I guess she does". Or what if he was showed an identically shot picture of another man with a similar chest to him. Would he look at the two and say "Mine are huge, his are small and gross".

The level of delusion really staggers me. If he said that his breasts were like female breasts, I would think that is typical Chris delusion. But he thinks his breasts are D's. According to some googling I just did, only 10-15% of women have breasts D or bigger. He thinks his breasts are bigger than the vast majority of biological women. It boggles my mind.
 
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