A Black, a jew, and a queer walk into a bar

He sits down and orders a mojito. When he gets the bill, it's 10 cents more than he's willing to pay for a mojito, so he calls the bartender a thieving goy and pulls out a sideways gun (which he hangs limply in his wrist) and demands that the bartender give him all the money. After cleaning out the bar's register, he shoots an AIDS-infected load in his pants at the sight of all his newly-stolen cash, then daintily skips out of the bar. He's immediately shot dead by police and lets out a faye gasp at how dirty his blood is getting the sidewalk.
 
They order a drink.
The bartenders serve them their drinks. He overheard laughter and whispers.
When he came back he asked the Jew, "What's so funny?"
And then the jew explained, "I just came up with a joke!"
The bartender asks, "Well how does it go?"
Then the jews says, "A Black, a jew, and a queer walk into a bar"
 
I saw that movie too and it's a shame Clint didn't have the balls to say nigger.
 
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