Thats right we starting off by nameing the new guys. Good old MadCucks.
I can't not name another one after the smug bastard. Could you?
Be of one Mind.
Sword, and shield Not included.
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Turns out we are X-pirates now as well. What are we not at this point anyway?
We won't need every one of these given how often we keep finding ships.
Building another lab and Living quarters. This way we can study shit faster.
Ahhh yeah our replacement weapons came in.
Not risking a medium. They tend to be 100% trouble for us so far.
Doable.
I've forgotten if I said this yet but you need to have a pilot in a interceptor for it to take off.
Also I forgot to screen cap naming Jimmy Neutron. I wasn't having many brain blasts when I was screen capping.
It's another one of these,,,,, and it's over water right now so I am going to disengage and follow it.
And then mother fucking enemy inceptor shows up and we fight it.
Or we would but it chicken out after it finds out we not a harmless skyranger.
We wait a while because it's like to hang over the water.
but in the end we shoot it down in what looked like land, but the game cucked us and said it was over water when it was not. Grrrrrr.
and now we can buy more stuff, and have a larger stock of weapons on hand.
A GUN THAT IS ALSO A BLADE? FF8 EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
we buying a ton of different kinds of grenades, and guns, and bring back our old HWP we started the game with.
You might notice 2 of those names seem familiar. Turns out, out of the 4 in the shot down skyranger, 2 of them made it back.
This does mean we now have 2 kyubey, and childs may or may not be a "thing" given he doesn't seem to die, no matter what the enemy throws at him.
RIP AND TEAR.
He gonna take you back to the past. If he survives a mission.
The
DovahDOG!
Another Snake for us to add to our army full of memes, and pop culture names.
Readers Beware You Choose the
Scare! I remember those old books, Pretty fun back then to read.
Sadly our HWP didn't come yet.
Oh Let's not mess with it Medium ships are a pain most of the time this early in MONTH 1 STILL.
On second thought no reason not to now. I don't know if the ships I dislike even know how to land.
Feels like something Jimbo would do.
Turns out Doom Guy is a Doom Girl. Also HOLY HELL THE GUN BLADE WEIGHS 45, AND THE AMMO WEIGHS 30.
I under stand it's a giant fuck off sword but 45.
This thing also weighs a ton for what ever reason.
Right off the skyranger we spot the ship Nice.
and a captived human, at least I think that the name of these fucks we keep running into.
This is what the flame thrower does, it blankets a area in 4-5 shots with fire. I love it.
The thing still alive so let's use this thing.
It's like a less useful flame thrower? Bit disappointing.
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Let's send our other dog in the ship to bait out the enemies.
Looks like he being shot at. Time for some battle music.
Rip. Lasted all of three seconds after being shot twice.
So in other words Level 1 DB vs the end boss of Skyrim.
Links gonna be a hero, or else he'll end up as a zero.
Thank God the enemy can't aim, otherwise links life would be quite a Shame.
Links turn to fire back.
Doesn't look like it did jack.
Also gonna startmovig in other units to flank.
Sadly rem can't throw that well in his place.
Jimmy also being moved up.
kyubey is in the middle with rich and some other person on the sides. We gonna fire squad the fucker. Next turn.
Link got shot, wasn't quite the hero we thought.
Thats what I get for suddenly giving him the gimmick of the Hero of Rhyme out of nowhere. Ended up as a nightmare.
Also because I forgot to show this image for the turn screen.
More like the king of drama queens. Only some disposable units died, and he already freaking out.
I didn't screen cap it but madcucks got hit with a reaction shot in the back.
But I did see who did it. It's our old friend kyubey. I think we now know who shot JR in the back as well during that one mission.
You sly little fucker.
Some how we have no line of sight. I don't get it as well. We can clearly see on the number list he can see him. A fun thing is you can override No line of sight warning and force fire.
It hit. Good work madcucks.
Boy this weapon is really strong, or the enemy had low HP. Despite which it is, MAD CUCKS WAS USEFUL! More useful then his real life version as well.
Maybe rich thinks the enemies have AIIIIIIIIIIIDS!
Jimmy also panics, which is very inline with how he is on the show.
We sending up some of our guys. So far this room is clean. But it looks really fucking cool.
Any that has played the old x-com know what horrible monsters are in those green tubes. Thankfully they just set dressing, and can't come to life.
Oh well it was bound to happen during one of these turn ends.
Few things. I was right these are more captivated humans, and two our second kyubey is a girl. I don't remember if I said that yet, since these updates can take a few days to put together, and I don't reread any of it.
Our two Kyubey(s) are going to lead the charge and check the rooms. At least this way if one dies we won't have the problem of the Smug Duo.
And more shit from these two. One of the things I hate the most about old X-com is the nonstop panic and berserk messages every turn. Sure I do use them as cannon Fodder but that no reason to panic, or turn into a anime.
This rooms clean, and looks really fucking cool as well.
Damn you low TU's.
More like BITCH EVENS.
It's clean.
Oh there he is. Good job Rem.
This is a job for Male Kyubey. NEXT TURN.
Which It pops out of the room and melee attacks him. Awww shit.
But weirdly it doesn't do damage. Low roll? Or is Kyubey really just that good. I really hope it's the first.
Let's point blank auto shoot it.
It ate all fire shots of Lazer damage at point blank.
Yeah no Fucking the hell right out of there with him.
I send Doom girl up with the gunblade for next turn.
Here the thing see something I haven't been telling you guys is a lot of times Jimmy was panicking he was dropping his tear Gass grenades.
So I had rem pick them up. before he went in. Heres my big mistake, they treated as guns (for some God forsaken reason),and can be fired when a unit berserks. I never used them until this point, and good thing I haven't.
They cause this to pop up.
Good thing I save before every end turn encase I get a rare crash like this.
This time I remove those from his hands encase he does it again.
And with one melee attack from the Gun Blade Doom Girl proves she better then the movie version.
We are just getting soo much score from these missions it's great.
Look at all these stat games. Thankfully Jimmy got a 10+ in his bravery. MAYBE HE WONT PANIC EVERY OTHER TURN NOW.
Some of the shit we got.
and a Stellar crystal? Huh whats that.
Mad Cucks death by being killed by a teammate.
Link.
And our two dogs.
let's just buy 4 more.
Not much new, nothing about the stellar.
Also I remove 20 from the data bank,and put them into those two things.
Good.
The fuck wondering monsters?
RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR BASE? Is that luck or bad omen.
These won't come in time to do this mission sadly.
We doing it anyway.
Is this really monsters if they just insects? I am hoping to expect something like this.
But let's be honest that be way too cool for this mod.
This is a little Spoiler for NEXT TIME!