A collection of generally non-contributive posts in the Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Meat Target]

Anyone weirded out by seeing that teenage girl talk about buttplug tails? Holy fuck man, these faggots grooming kids really pisses me off!

People don't lie when it's raunchy shit like this, especially not kids.

You know who always when they get caught? Sex pests. And what is their alibi? "UwU I'm just quirky and silly! Stop being the fun powice UwU!"

The litterbox is a progressive strawman so they can change the discussion from furries, fursuits and the obvious, continuous degeneracy most furries engage in.
This is why the right cannot afford to make such mistakes and especially cannot afford to lie.
The truth about furries is dire enough to not require any sort of litterbox in schools BS.

I assume it's true, because the truth is usually nastier and more depraved than what is allowed to become public knowledge.

Again, look at Loudoun County. The difference between a "false and dangerous conspiracy theory" and an irrefutable fact is a few months.

I may not have proof of it at the moment, but my Meaty Senses are seldom wrong when they detect bullshit.

 

[Red Mask]

There is nothing “inclusive” and “diverse” about harassment or tolerating it.
I’m not into furries, but the issue is those who use it as yet another shield to bully others.

 

[AgendaPoster]

This thread will now be unusuable for the regulars until a new highlight comes up.

Why would the Furry thread regulars require a hugbox?
It's just a spergout wave. Chill. Ride the Kali Yuga!

 

[Seedling]

Why would the Furry thread regulars require a hugbox?
It's just a spergout wave. Chill. Ride the Kali Yuga!

More often than not it just end up on kiwis that only participate in happenings bringing outside beef with other kiwis and adding 20 pages of unrelated bloat to a perfectly functional thread.
This is not a "furry hugbox" thing, this happens to literally every thread that gets highlighted

 

[Slav Power]

Everyone who disagreed needs to have their DMs leaked so we can have another Catler thread.

> Why the fuck do you keep giving attention to attention whores you fucking dipshit retarded faggots god fuck you
*locks thread*

Why would the Furry thread regulars require a hugbox?
It's just a spergout wave. Chill. Ride the Kali Yuga!

Exactly what @LUNEK0 said, this thread is for discussing furry drama, and the moment it gets featured it devolves into "furfags bad lmfao" being posted over and over again, which is why @0 0 puts that disclaimer every time something from AC gets featured.

And it happens in every featured thread, completely derailed by the exact same circlejerk of people who didn't participate in it to say the same shit. Null was planning to do something to stop that, but, Null ever adding something to XenForo in anno Domini 2024, lol.

 

[Pope Urban]

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There's a whole 1 hour video on it!

I want these kids armed! To the teeth! And then set loose upon the furries as a child militia!

They get away with this because all of these things are an extension of the LGBT movement. It's also why wikipedia and the "experts" deny its happening. They believe (correctly) that shining light on it by admitting its happening will lead to backlash. They also believe that such backlash is equivanent to oppression, and these mentally ill kids must be "protected" at all costs, so they lie about it and punish people for objecting.

 

[AnOminous]

You can't do anything to them. You'll be tired as a hate criminal.

Just get a few guys together and all dress the same and wear masks. Beat the holy fuck out of them with a sock full of pennies. They'll learn.

 

[Leblanc]

and hats aren't allowed since you can hide a gun under them or some shit.

Imagine watching some fat fuck tip a fedora at m'lady and when she just sneers and walks past they just yank it off to reveal a Glock underneath and just start firing it at everyone

 

[The Wokest]

Just get uniforms in murican schools and this ends.
Enforce the keeping/integrity of uniforms with disciplinary action and you're good, no dress codes needed, no kid swagger wars and definitely no furfaggotry.

if anyone asks why uniforms need to be a thing just tell them the truth.
"Listen kids most of you are going to be wagies and won't ever amount to anything in life, nurturing the habit of keeping a uniform in your forming years will help you not get fired from McDonald's, can't have you come to work without the red shirt/hat with the yellow m."

 

[Odd Opossum]

The Shitlib's Credo: "It's not happening, and it's good that it is".

It's not happening, and it's good that it isn't.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, cult-ass-Mormonism, polygamy, rampant child abuse, covering shit up, clusters of all kinds of mental problems, incest, The Political LDS good ol' boy network, and ruining one of the most beautiful places on earth.

Did I miss anything?

Yeah you missed that Mormons were protesting this heresy. Inshalla, we shall purge this filth from our schools with the power of God.

The brave mujihadeen of Utah are rising up against the kafurs alhamdu Allah.

Actually what's happening lol, just Mormon edition.

 

[Android raptor]

Imagine watching some fat fuck tip a fedora at m'lady and when she just sneers and walks past they just yank it off to reveal a Glock underneath and just start firing it at everyone

The years after Columbine produced some insanely retarded school policies.

Distinctly remember hearing about a girl who got expelled because the school thought her Tweety Bird Keychain counted as a weapon.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There's a whole 1 hour video on it!

Argument #9001 against public schools in Current Year America?

 

[Odd Opossum]

and telling them that they are retards just becomes evidence that the woke Marxists want to hide the truth.

Sorry fag, but you've just been fact-checked as a trannie/femcel/OnionFarmer/sock account/derailer/troll/libshit/T&Her.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Just get a few guys together and all dress the same and wear masks. Beat the holy fuck out of them with a sock full of pennies. They'll learn.

I want to also say, as a Utah resident, the town this happened in is NOT big. In fact its kinda remote. What you're suggesting actually could happen.

 

[Enig]

Modern kiwifarms is dollar store /pol/

You would think that a community based around lolcows who fall for stupid shit would have enough IQ points to discern bait and fake news from reality, but A&N and this thread is the counterproof

This is the end result of years of freezepeaching without foresight and letting Ethan Ralph related faggotry onto the site, a sitewide herd of people that weren't around to realize "internet is serious business" was supposed to be a meme.
Also why the fuck is a post from saturday just now getting featured after people started questioning if it was real or not?

 

[Odd Opossum]

Also why the fuck is a post from saturday just now getting featured after people started questioning if it was real or not?

I assume these threads get featured to pander to that freeze peach audience.

 

[Foghotten]

Can't even enjoy fursecutions without speds instantly making it political nowadays.

Smh. Just enjoy the show lads.

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

The closest thing I had to furries were kids with cat ears that acted like cats. They were bullied relentlessly.

Forget furries, this was never a thing when I was a kid. No one got out of line along this insanity. The worst was wearing clothes that weren't in style, like BoBo sneakers or some shit, and that just got more or less mild re-proofs by way of mockery. Deviations from normality--meaning fags and other deviates--were met with violence if it offended. Police your own and keep that shit in the closet.

I'm fucking mystified to how this country got to this point in the space of less than 25 years. You fuckers and your parents need to be gassed for tolerating this furry shit.

I certainly grew up in a fucked up 'hood. but at least we had standards.

Just get a few guys together and all dress the same and wear masks. Beat the holy fuck out of them with a sock full of pennies. They'll learn.

Precisely the solution when it began. We're at what, phase 3 now?

 

[Meat Target]

It's not happening, and it's good that it isn't.

Spare me your coy little denials. I've seen this movie before. The breathless "nuh-uh"ing of "the Thing" is always eventually replaced by enthusiastic Hosannas and praise of it.

Drag Queen Story Hour, CRT, the Great Replacement, the Lab Leak... I could go off on that tangent all day.

Point is, if they lied about those things, they will run interference for sex pest students. There's nothing they won't defend or rationalize, as long as they can frame it as "the big bad conservatards are being meanies!"