A collection of generally non-contributive posts in the Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Android raptor]

You have allowed yourself to rot out the one brain you have on insane thoughts like this. Feel shame for it, and then work on getting normal.

Especially since if anyone wants to make rape legal, it's the far right.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I guess from local municipalities to Federal government there is a distinct lack of strong leadership. No wonder the country is falling; folks in mascot costumes are the blame. Kill'm all.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

What have furries ever done that was good for society?

Being a subject to laugh at?

 

[Meat Target]

folks in mascot costumes are the blame. Kill'm all.

Or just restore them to their true place in society: as punching bags.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Or just restore them to their true place in society: as punching bags.

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Honestly, that suiter that got picked up and body slammed should have gone duck on the guy.

 

[TheRetardKing]

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If they want to act like animals, you might as well feed them like one.

Just feed them the low quality stuff and eventually, they'll hate it.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

This is the thing that always gets me, with all the degenerate shit I’ve seen, I’ve never known any furry to actually use a litterbox. Every time this gets mentioned I usually write off the story as a joke, or people falling for obvious trolling.

Nowadays it is hard to tell though.

My mother works as an EA and has seen them. The custodian has to deal with doodoofeces incidents near daily.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

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Hah, found out about this story through Tell ‘Em Steve Dave.

 

[Barbenheimer]

I wonder if a competent lawyer could make the case that if the furry children identify as animals to an extent that they’re allowed to bite and scratch then they should be expelled as it’s a school for CHILDREN and not ANIMALS. Take those little shits to dog taming classes if they want an education, better yet throw them in the pound and watch how fast they decide to identify as human children again.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

>furries in school

 

[Hortikekulture]

Jesus Chirst.

Furries honestly need to be banned from not just the United States but everywhere around the world. Like if this image isn't enough to get furries banned then idk what will. Furries are a legit threat so society.

Spoiler: Furries doing some pretty bad shit

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and they still say shit like "Furries doing one bad thing ≠ all" type shit, even when furries get exposed for like the fucking trillionth time, furries are actually retarded.

Ship them off to the middle east

 

[Greenday87]

What have furries ever done that was good for society?

Give us something to laugh at and aspire not to be.

 

[Evilronald]

I wonder if a competent lawyer could make the case that if the furry children identify as animals to an extent that they’re allowed to bite and scratch then they should be expelled as it’s a school for CHILDREN and not ANIMALS. Take those little shits to dog taming classes if they want an education, better yet throw them in the pound and watch how fast they decide to identify as human children again.

I feel like if they identify as animals, there should be a right to hunt them. So fucking weird anyone wants to be a furry: like what’s the endgame here? Getting attention? I don’t think Gen Z and Gen Alpha ever understood that negative attention is bad attention.

 

[Tinnitus]

This is why classic bullies are necessary in a school environment

10/10 movie idea ngl.

A classic schoolyard bully ending up in the internet crybully age who due to some time travel bullshit cannot leave the school premises until he fixes what is wrong.

Assisted by a former victim turned teacher, they figure out that they must change the school's atmosphere back to the 90's, get rid of all the fur shit, the insane principal and a utterly mental glowie parent via old-fashioned bullying, pranking and beating.

In the end when the bully still didn't return to his time he & his now friend realize that he must bully the principal & glowie parent while they were children after that realization he finally goes back and the teacher wakes up to the next day being bewildered how normal the school has become until he meets the new principal who turns out to be the bully.

 

[Meat Target]

Just get a few guys together and all dress the same and wear masks. Beat the holy fuck out of them with a sock full of pennies. They'll learn.

A sock full of pennies is ineffective against fursuits. You need things with more oomph, like bats, two-by-fours, hammers, chairs, or rocks. Or spray some pepper spray or Liquid Ass into any holes in the suit.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

10/10 movie idea ngl.

A classic schoolyard bully ending up in the internet crybully age who due to some time travel bullshit cannot leave the school premises until he fixes what is wrong.

Assisted by a former victim turned teacher, they figure out that they must change the school's atmosphere back to the 90's, get rid of all the fur shit, the insane principal and a utterly mental glowie parent via old-fashioned bullying, pranking and beating.

In the end when the bully still didn't return to his time he & his now friend realize that he must bully the principal & glowie parent while they were children after that realization he finally goes back and the teacher wakes up to the next day being bewildered how normal the school has become until he meets the new principal who turns out to be the bully.

Bully II: Extra Credit
Not that current year Rockstar could ever be that based.

 

[Google.com]

Hey guys I'm here to make the we should be allowed to hunt furries if they dress like animals joke for the 80 millionth time today. Please give me like agree funny reacts

 

[macrodegenerate]

Furries are such parasites to society. ERP should be banned as a whole.

Yeah FUCK SAP, Oro and Salesforce. I've had a goddamn nough of needing 2 years of xp with them to get a job slinging code.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

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There's a whole 1 hour video on it!

I want these kids armed! To the teeth! And then set loose upon the furries as a child militia!

Why aren't kids beating the fuck out of furries, what changed culturally?

 

[FinnSven]

Give us something to laugh at and aspire not to be.

But Green Day already did that?