A collection of immature name-calling

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ThatsMyDog

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Been meaning to have a record of all those old immature schoolyard names that degrade your fellow classmates. Any names you remember and any stories behind them that you can share would be awesome.

I just remember watching an old local news story of some little boy getting bullied, with those bullies calling him a "Gaywad". It was funny as the kid had to explain to the news anchor what a gaywad was.

Post away Buttdarts.
 
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I like to compare people to random broken or deformed objects. You can basically insert anything.

You look like a broken coffee pot
You look like a crashed Honda accord
You look like a burnt down house
etc.

You can rapid fire these and catch people with a gish gallop of insults which are half funny and half confusing.
 
Jace E. Denton said:
I like to compare people to random broken or deformed objects. You can basically insert anything.

You look like a broken coffee pot
You look like a crashed Honda accord
You look like a burnt down house
etc.

You can rapid fire these and catch people with a gish gallop of insults which are half funny and half confusing.
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"Ayo, <insert name here>, you look like hammered shit" is always funny after i see someone I know coming home from a bar.

Speaking of, @Suburban Bastard , you look like hammered shit bro
 
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The autistic kids can come up with some interesting ones.

Knew a kid in first grade named Jimmy. We used to call him Jimbo Bimbo. He’d get pissed and scream “WELL YOU’RE A NINJA TURTLE!” at us.
 
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This one has a bit of backstory....
Showing my age here, but the insult of the day when I was at school, was to call someone a "Joey". Now, when you called them this, you had to use the typical "mong" voice and slap the back of your bent over left hand with the palm of your right hand - the international sign of the retard, I believe. This came from the fact that one of our kids programmes decided in it's own very retarded way, that it would make kids more aware of/respectful of people with disabilities, by featuring a guy with cerebral palsy on the show to mark the International Year of the Disabled. All this actually did was backfire on them horribly and resulted in kids calling each other Joey Deacons, or just "Joeys" for fucking years afterwards.

I also am particularly fond of onomatopoeic sweary insults such as twat-knacker, fuck-nugget and cock-knocker.
 
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butt pirate
fudge packer
fag
goth kids drink blood (for some reason this was a really popular thing to write on the chalkboard if the teacher wasnt in the room in 9th grade)
 
Dwight Frye said:
The autistic kids can come up with some interesting ones.

Knew a kid in first grade named Jimmy. We used to call him Jimbo Bimbo. He’d get pissed and scream “WELL YOU’RE A NINJA TURTLE!” at us.
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I used to know this one autistic kid who would come-up with the kind of insults that AVGN would make if he were a sperg
One of the kids that would bully him had was asigned by the teacher to work with the autist for a two-man group project. The sperg got pissed over this arrangement, so he yelled at the teacher "Why did you pair me up with this fuck rock!?". I tried not to laugh when he said this, but couldn't hold-in my laughter, so I yelped "What the fuck?" in response. Not knowing what a "fuck rock" was supposed to be. We both got suspended and had to attend detention together. It was a weird time
 
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