A commercial that has been burned into your memory

[Ponderous Pillock]

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside. ARMADILLO!

 

[XYZpdq]

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[Russian Collusion]

A hotline for those who crave verbal abuse

 

[Muncie Anderson]

"Get your Nuggets on two CDs or two cassettes, and play 'em LOUD!!"

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL ❄

I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAAAAS

 

[oldTireWater]

I only saw this commercial live once, but it's stuck with me as one of the best:

This is more Chistmas for me than It's A Wonderful Life:

 

[XYZpdq]

What was that one about the kids' parents leave, the kids go apeshit, then the parents come home and the kids have to clean up real quick.
The punchline is the mom advising the kids to get the pizza off the celling.

Might have been for paper towel?

 

[Trilby]

I wasn't thinking about it until today, but for anyone curious to know what was the first Butterfinger commercial to feature The Simpsons, here you go!

IT'S NEAT-O!

 

[Lunete]

This commercial used to scare me as a child. I had completely forgotten about it until some asshole on Youtube featured it in his video.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

This goddamn thing. It is mundane as mundane can be but I remember it being on the air FOREVER! Like I remember seeing it as a young kid, and also seeing it while I was in high school and ready to graduate.

It just refused to die!

 

[AF 802]

Any Indy-area Farmers also remember the Watson's Girl? This was a fixture of Indianapolis TV in the late 90's and early 2000's. I'd remember seeing her all the time tuning into The Simpsons reruns on the local FOX station.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I wasn't sure if these dog treats were still being made and discovered these commercials that I still remember from their first run:

Original Snausages

And with more flavors!

And we can't forget Snausages... in a blanket

 

[Trilby]

I wasn't sure if these dog treats were still being made and discovered these commercials that I still remember from their first run:

Original Snausages

And with more flavors!

And we can't forget Snausages... in a blanket

I remember this, fondly! I think it got replaced by the annoying Beggin' Strip dog these days.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I remember this, fondly! I think it got replaced by the annoying Beggin' Strip dog these days.

I'm not sure if Snausages are being sold in stores any more, but the same web search that produced these ads shows a few flavors still being sold on chewy.com. There's also a site, snausages.com (archive), that includes a link to a Snausages Facebook page.

 

[Trilby]

I'm not sure if Snausages are being sold in stores any more, but the same web search that produced these ads shows a few flavors still being sold on chewy.com. There's also a site, snausages.com (archive), that includes a link to a Snausages Facebook page.

Well, glad to know. I just hadn't thought of them in a long time, apparently not big enough to advertise on TV again. There's a lot of brands you don't see on TV much anymore I've noticed.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

What if you can't actually find the ones burned into you?

Does that mean they only exist now inside me?

 

[XYZpdq]

What if you can't actually find the ones burned into you?

Does that mean they only exist now inside me?

It's basically like Fahrenheit 451 but instead of classic literature it's thirty seconds jingles for plastic crap.

 

[BeanBidan]

 

[Trilby]

Growing up in the early 80's, I used to see ads for this brand of panty hose that left quite an impression on me...

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