A documentary studio wants to interview me about cyberbullying

Apparently this is for internal purposes to help the investigative team. What should I say?
I need more data: WHAT investigative team? If it's for some sort of libjew-led documentary about how AWFUL we are, then use their own weapons: "I feel that the LGBT+ community is being exploited by bad media representation in the form of people such as Phil, Greta, Brianna Wu, and other privileged trans people who are at odds with the community's struggles and try to set themselves up as its mouthpieces for self-aggrandizment. There is little accountability for them from without the trans community, and people inside the community- especially PEOPLE OF COLORZZZ- are afraid to speak out against the more PRIVULIJJJEDDD folks representing them in the mainstream media. This has to stop! The struggles of marginalized nonbinary eggplants and cactus and galaxygenders can no longer be ignored! Kiwi Farms documents their foot fungus- I mean, corruption- while pushing towards a more inclusive representation of the modern gay identity- you ***king cuck faggots. MAGA!" -OR- "We're trying to raise awareness of the appropriation of traditional oppressed minority cultures such as Mexicans by PRIVULIJJJEDDDDD ciswhitemales like THIS!" * holds up grotesque picture of Phil* *obviously fake tears* "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE REAL STRUGGLES OF SUSPICIOUSLY WHITE AND MANLY LATINAS LIKE ME and neither does he!" ;A;

"Have you ever REALLY thought about feminism and intersectionality? REALLY? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE HELPING TO UNDERSTAND AND HELP OUR SISTERS OF ALL GENDERS?!" ;__;

Seriously, you know they're going to use this for evil somehow. Make it fun and troll them. (If they broadcast it, let us know when? I think most Kiwis would LOVE to see you on TV. I'll invite my family over and pop some popcorn.)
 
I need more data: WHAT investigative team?
http://starfishmediagroup.com

Joshua-

I am a documentary researcher with US journalist Soledad O'Brien's company, currently looking at issues of cyber trolling. More specifically, we are aiming to look at the mechanisms that operate behind cyber trolling, as well as the culture that perpetuates this type discussion and behavior online.

Given your links to KiwiFarms, I was hoping you would be willing to share your insights either with myself or my producer. Currently, the interview information would only be utilized internally, and not for publication.

Let me know if you are interested, and I appreciate the opportunity to begin having a dialogue.

Best-
xxx
 
Don't let them use this as an opportunity to demonize you. You should give a presentation about Chris-Chan, giving each saga its own page, and perhaps more for the best classic sagas. Play relevant clips of his videos when appropriate. Show them how funny a lolcow can be and what it truly means to be a Kiwi. Show them every last autistic detail. Because autism is what we excel at as a community, and no documentary about this forum would be complete without it.

Also, please show us the video if you can.
 
Should probably just do it. In the likely hit piece they're writing they'll probably throw out some snarky, passive aggressive comment like "We reached out to Moon for comment, but he did not bother to respond." Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

If you do decide to do this, record fucking everything. Let them know ahead of time that you're going to be recording the entire interview for your own insurance. If they say no or try to debate you on it then that's probably a good sign that they're trying to use this against you.

It's how Katie Couric got trashed when making that gun control documentary of hers; the gun supporters she interviewed recorded the entire thing just in case she tried to fuck them over and edit things to make them look bad. Which, surprise, she did. And they had the last laugh when they released the full audio of the interview.
 
I did a quick google Soledad O'Brien was a former CNN reporter and still works with them through this group. I'd tread carefully. As @Keystone said, record everything. Also I'd do some digging to see who else is involved in this. Someone they've researched or interviewed has mentioned kiwi farms, that's how they've found out about us and Null.

Most likely it's someone like Greta, Zoe Quinn and her CON group, or Brianna Wu; people that have connections in media, know of kiwi, and hate us for exposing them. So if I were in your shoes I'd go into this knowing that no matter how kind they might treat you, they've already taken the side of the "poor oppressed gender special victim" from the start. They are going to lie to your face about anything to get something out of you to later use against you.

tl;dr: IMO do it, but consider what you say, record everything, and feel free to pick their brains while they try to pick yours.
 
I expect an ambush and that they're looking for info on some specific thing, like Elizabeth Waite or even Terryberry. Be prepared for specific questions on specific things cows may have fed them. There isn't really a way to make Terryberry's situation look good, although there's nothing we said about her that wasn't true, and if she'd listened to us instead of that psycho Mike Holland, she'd have had a better shot at being alive still.

And of course, Waite wasn't even discussed here until after the suicide. That's so thoroughly a lie that I hope you're prepared on that.

And if you do do this, also be prepared to pull the plug on it the instant it's obvious it's in bad faith.

I would not expect to be treated fairly or even honestly by these people.
 
"Starfish Media Group is an integrated media production company and distributor, dedicated to uncovering and producing empowering stories that take a challenging look at often divisive issues of race, class, wealth, opportunity, poverty and personal stories."

fug they care about the negroes, I'm boned
 
I did a quick google Soledad O'Brien was a former CNN reporter and still works with them through this group. I'd tread carefully. As @Keystone said, record everything. Also I'd do some digging to see who else is involved in this. Someone they've researched or interviewed has mentioned kiwi farms, that's how they've found out about us and Null.

Most likely it's someone like Greta, Zoe Quinn and her CON group, or Brianna Wu; people that have connections in media, know of kiwi, and hate us for exposing them. So if I were in your shoes I'd go into this knowing that no matter how kind they might treat you, they've already taken the side of the "poor oppressed gender special victim" from the start. They are going to lie to your face about anything to get something out of you to later use against you.

tl;dr: IMO do it, but consider what you say, record everything, and feel free to pick their brains while they try to pick yours.
That is exactly why he should script everything he is going to say in advance and only deviate from the script when necessary, and record it all like @Keystone suggested. Doing a presentation on Chris-Chan like I suggested would be fun and educational. Keeping notes on all the likely talking points may help as well, to avoid getting caught off guard.
 
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I expect an ambush and that they're looking for info on some specific thing, like Elizabeth Waite or even Terryberry. Be prepared for specific questions on specific things cows may have fed them. There isn't really a way to make Terryberry's situation look good, although there's nothing we said about her that wasn't true, and if she'd listened to us instead of that psycho Mike Holland, she'd have had a better shot at being alive still.

If they bring up Terryberry, insist that it's a brand of artisanal organic pomegranate juice. If they try to argue, punch the interviewer in the face, scream "WORLDSTAR HIP HOP BITCH" at them and then storm out.
 
Apparently this is for internal purposes to help the investigative team. What should I say?
Tell them that you're providing a service to people that are tired of being shouted down by facist leftism.

Show up wasted, wearing a Sonichu medallion. Interrupt halfway through every question with "WHAT?". Constantly look at your watch (or cellphone). Pick a random moment to look at your phone, act like you just read something upsetting, glower uncomfortably at whomever you're talking to and say "I fucking KNEW IT!!!", then storm out of the room and slam the door as hard as you can. Fart on the way out. Send them a ridiculous bill 2 days later.
But first, proclaim your everlasting romantic affection for Christine Weston Chandler, and say, "I'm doing this is because you don't want me Christine".
 
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