A documentary studio wants to interview me about cyberbullying

[Florence]

Oh great, batten down the hatches.

They call themselves Kiwis, they are doxers on steroids, treating the web like a real-life video game! Street racing trannies, invading tumblrs, disrupting innocent people's lives, and if you chimp out, WATCH OUT!

One such threat from this gang of vicious doxers is "lol calm down."

>Inb4 they actually claim we have a Race War Van

 

[Mrs Paul]

Compare it to celebrity gossip websites?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd say do it @Null. What more do you have to lose?

Like really, you've lost your family, no place to call home, trannies hate you, websites demonize you, but you still got us.

 

[vertexwindi]

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>Inb4 they actually claim we have a Race War Van

That's ridiculous. It's a Race War truck.

 

[AnOminous]

That's ridiculous. It's a Race War truck.

It's a total lie. It was totaled long ago.

 

[Randy Lahey]

It's a total lie. It was totaled long ago.

but rebuilt in secret, until now

 

[RealtreeByGod]

@Null Make sure it's a live interview and kill yourself on camera.

That'd be pretty funny.

 

[Aquinas]

Hi A-Log!

 

[Barbarella]

Tell them it's not bullying if they have to come here to read it. They have the option of not. And all we do is talk., we don't attack or troll.

Somebody said it first but I'm not reading all these pages in case somebody said something mean about me.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I would paint us the KIWIFARMS as the real victims of all these lolcows. Tell them about the psychological scarring Chris's bent duck has had on the forums. Or how all these fake fat trannys show up here threatening to kill their pet kitten unless their kickstarter goals can be met. Maybe a conspiracy on how there is an uprising in the Dev-art Tard community and how they come to Kiwifarms to troll us with the unspeakable horrors of the art world.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

but rebuilt in secret, until now

Movie night crew drunk drove it into a ravine a month ago.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Movie night crew drunk drove it into a ravine a month ago.

Wait, why didn't they just turn on the... wait... DID ANYONE REMEMBER TO INSTALL THE BRAKES?! I thought you guys did it!

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Movie night crew drunk drove it into a ravine a month ago.

Did they survive?

 

[Lurkette]

That's ridiculous. It's a Race War truck.

Movie night crew drunk drove it into a ravine a month ago.

what happened to the bulldozer tho
wasn't there a bulldozer at some point?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Wait, why didn't they just turn on the... wait... DID ANYONE REMEMBER TO INSTALL THE BRAKES?! I thought you guys did it!

bro by not having brakes we got it to go like .5% faster

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Well that was interesting. I think that interview reshaped his interest from just Internet trolling to the Kiwi Farms specifically.

Aw shit Null, now the CIA is going to kill us all with Heart Attack Rays.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Aw shit Null, now the CIA is going to kill us all with Heart Attack Rays.

Now, now, children, we mustn't be frightened by the inevitable... (~_~♡)

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Did they survive?

You can't kill our autism.
We are forever.

what happened to the bulldozer tho
wasn't there a bulldozer at some point?

We don't talk about "The Shovelmech Incident".
It was movie night. People were shitfaced. Things happened.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

You can't kill our autism.
We are forever.

We don't talk about "The Shovelmech Incident".
It was movie night. People were shitfaced. Things happened.

Were the doctors ever able to remove the embedded bulldozer from @Mariposa Electrique's spleen without the subject dying?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Were the doctors ever able to remove the embedded bulldozer from @Mariposa Electrique's spleen without the subject dying?

No comment.

Wait, why didn't they just turn on the... wait... DID ANYONE REMEMBER TO INSTALL THE BRAKES?! I thought you guys did it!

Look buddy, I'm not sure how much more clear we can make this: