Culture A Fancy Card Is Becoming the Only Way to Get a Restaurant Reservation - The game is rigged.

By Saahil Desai
JULY 1, 2024, 3:13 PM ET

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The cocktail is $21, and it is absolutely worth it. Or at least that is what I’ve heard about a certain gussied-up old-fashioned that keeps making the rounds on my Instagram. Rum is infused with rose petals, ginger, and a smattering of other Indian spices and then mixed with orange juice and whole milk. The dairy curdles and is strained out drip-by-drip until the final clarified liquid is as clear as glass—a recipe that took two months to develop and requires 36 hours of preparation. After all that, it’s served on top of an ice cube stamped with the name of the restaurant that sells it: Bungalow.

For weeks I’ve been trying and failing to get a reservation at the buzzy Lower Manhattan Indian restaurant. The problem is Resy. The reservation app never seems to have any open slots. New tables supposedly open up every day at 11 a.m. Eastern. Most days they are all taken within three minutes.

Such is the nature of restaurant reservations these days: It has never been easier to book a table, and it’s never been harder to actually find one. You can fire up apps such as Resy, Tock, SevenRooms, Yelp, and OpenTable and find plenty of openings at perfectly good, even great, restaurants. But getting a seat at the most sought-after spots, especially in major cities, has become hellish. In the days of phone reservations, tables might have been booked up weeks or months in advance at the most exclusive restaurants—but now the phenomenon plays out beyond just the Michelin-starred spots. Batches of new openings can disappear before you have the time to click and confirm—perhaps snatched up by bots or scalpers. One student at Brown has reportedly made $70,000 by hawking reservations between classes.

But with the right credit card, you have a better shot. Resy, which is owned by American Express, keeps certain tables open for the Platinum crowd, and leapfrogs such cardholders to the front of waiting lists. Apparently one reservation app wasn’t enough. Last month, American Express announced that it was shelling out $400 million for Tock, a Resy competitor used by some 7,000 restaurants, bars, and wineries worldwide. The goal is to connect “even more premium customers with the most exciting restaurants,” Howard Grosfield, an American Express executive, said in the company’s press release. In all likelihood, a fancy credit card is about to matter even more in the reservation wars. For an entire set of in-demand spots, a card isn’t just for paying the bill: It’s something like an entry ticket in its own right.

Reservations, once free, have been financialized. If you want to eat at the best spots, you’ll fork over $695 annually for Amex Platinum, buying access to exclusive reservations—roughly equivalent to how you largely need a fancy card to get into an airport lounge. Every day, Bungalow’s Resy page sees about 1,500 people vying for a spot, Jimmy Rizvi, a co-owner of the restaurant, told me. American Express withholds a few tables for its elite customers, and in return comps Bungalow the nearly $500 monthly fee to use Resy. “And it benefits us that we get a clientele of big spenders,” Rizvi said.

Amex is not the lone credit-card giant to figure out that there is money to be made off reservations: JPMorgan Chase owns the restaurant-review site The Infatuation, through which it offers exclusive reservations and hosts ultra-luxe food events just for its Sapphire Reserve members. And Capital One has its own reservation platform, offering spots at hundreds of restaurants.

When it works, parlaying a card into a reservation can feel great, like a cheat code. Or like you’re a celebrity who can get a table anywhere, any night. But eventually, the reservation wars will make losers of us all. If you’ve been to an airport lounge of late, did you struggle to find a free outlet to charge your phone? Was the buffet line long enough that you skipped out on complementary yogurt parfait and breakfast potatoes? The metal credit cards with eye-watering annual fees have become so popular that the lounges are no longer a respite from the crowds in Terminal 2. Something similar is already happening with restaurants. The exclusive privileges are no longer, well, exclusive. So many people want in on reservations that even the proud owners of an Amex Black card, with its $10,000 initial charge and $5,000 annual fee, don’t have a great shot. In 2022, when Resy hosted the Copenhagen restaurant Noma for a five-night pop-up in Brooklyn, only certain American Express card owners had even the opportunity to buy tickets for $700 a pop. They still sold out instantly and generated a waitlist of 20,000 people.

The same process plays out again and again. Reservations to the cool spots quickly disappear on the apps, which makes them more desirable, which makes the next batch of slots disappear even quicker. As Amanda Mull wrote in The Atlantic, “Resy has effectively become a one-stop shop for securing the kind of restaurant experience that people want to brag about to their friends … It is a digital velvet rope, showing diners in no uncertain terms which places are hopelessly mobbed.”

Things are the same on Tock. Although the platform is smaller than Resy, it has some of the most in-demand spots. That includes Alinea, the Chicago fine-dining mecca with a tasting menu that has included edible green-apple balloons and a dessert course in which chefs paint on your table with Jackson Pollock–like strokes. (The restaurant’s co-founder Nick Kokonas also started Tock.) You’ll also find reservations for both Atomix and SingleThread—the only two restaurants in the U.S. currently ranked among the world’s 50 best. As The New York Times once put it, “OpenTable is economy. Resy is premium economy. Tock is business class.”

Sure, trying and failing to nab a reservation is literally a champagne problem—pity the poor soul who can’t splurge on dinner and a bottle of Dom Perignon Brut. But consider the bigger picture: Must every aspect of life be subject to some form of digital arbitrage? Dating apps are full of schemes to make you pay up. Airbnb is basically just as expensive and corporatized as actual hotels. An Amazon search result will pull up reams of stealthy sponsored listings. Now even restaurant reservations are a commodity—vacuumed up by bots and scalpers looking to sell. As a last attempt to find my way to Bungalow and its $21 cocktail, I closed out Resy and opened up another site: Appointment Trader. Someone had managed to land a table for two for Tuesday evening, and it could be mine for the low price of $175. “Bots are the biggest problem we have,” Rizvi said, snatching up about 8 percent of all reservations at Bungalow. When they aren’t sold, the table might sit empty. One New York steakhouse with an especially bad bot problem reportedly has lost $10,000 in one night from cancellations and no-shows.

I had to ask Rizvi: Any tips on getting a table? All of the reservations, all of the fancy cards, all of the people clogging up the waiting list—“it’s a good problem to have,” he said. “But we are getting bad reviews as well from people who are not able to make the reservation.” So right at opening time, Bungalow saves a few tables for the lone style of dining impervious to this madness: walk-ins.

Saahil Desai is a supervisory senior associate editor at The Atlantic.

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The cocktail is $21, and it is absolutely worth it. Or at least that is what I’ve heard about a certain gussied-up old-fashioned that keeps making the rounds on my Instagram. Rum is infused with rose petals, ginger, and a smattering of other Indian spices and then mixed with orange juice and whole milk. The dairy curdles and is strained out drip-by-drip until the final clarified liquid is as clear as glass—a recipe that took two months to develop and requires 36 hours of preparation. After all that, it’s served on top of an ice cube stamped with the name of the restaurant that sells it: Bungalow.
That's not an Old Fashioned, that's an abomination.
 
Only retards and status-chasing black people get the amex cards that cost an annual fee.

Everyone with a normal brain and an inkling of money sense gets their card that doesn't cost anything annually and still gives you 3% cashback, and allows you to remain from having to deal with some shyster bank-issued mastercard that is constantly fucking with your rewards and your credit limit.

Also, all these reservation apps and their subsequent gaming and abuse are the result of Pajeet's Law.
 
This is an ad. These apps are for glorified chain restaurants (I have several Amex cards), not exclusive high end restaurants of the upper echelon (those restaurants don’t take reservations, at least not for your kind).
It's the same shit when it's "actress/former x(high ranking job, or education grade)/athlete becomes Onlyfans whore" article.
 
These apps are for glorified chain restaurants (I have several Amex cards), not exclusive high end restaurants of the upper echelon (those restaurants don’t take reservations, at least not for your kind).
Absolutely not true, at least not for Tock. Every (busy) Michelin star restaurant uses it, and the competition is indeed ridiculous.

The place I wanted to go to releases reservations in 2 month blocks on the 2nd of every other month at midnight, and I managed to get a Saturday night at 8:00 seven weeks into the block by constantly refreshing the page... every weekend res before that was gone 5 seconds after they released the block. By the time I reserved, every weekend time was gone. They were already up on Appointment Trader for $1,400.

Less experience with Resy, but they tend to take the 2nd tier restaurants in the city.
The world's best restaurants cater to the world's richest and most famous people.
While not cheap, I'd argue "the best restaurants" are some of the most accessible ultra-luxuries. What else can you get the best in the world of (or close enough to it) for like $1,500, and less if you skip the wine.

The best watch in the world costs like $1,000,000; the best car is like $100M; the best hotel room is like $40k/night...
 
the best car is like $100M
nigger the best car in the world is one which gets you from point a to b without breaking down and doesn't cost an arm and leg to buy and operate. no way the best car cost 100M. this is nigger mentality, best == most expensive.
 
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the restaurant bs is just a gimmick they're pushing because card signups are flat. JPMC and Citi dump these offers on me constantly. I got cards with both banks but they're $0AF and the balance stays at zero. My FICO is over 815 and both of them set my APR above 25%. I was below 15% with both of them when I originally opened those cards and my score was lower.

Fuck 'em. I maxrunned my FICO score as high as I can make it go and my reward for looking good to their algo is to give me a rate twice as high as when I was making $37K in my 20s when I was so broke I would suck a dick for a Diet Coke.

The US is in a recession and nobody wants to actually acknowledge it, so banks are doing weirder things to try to juice consumer spending. There was a thread yesterday about Wells Fargo's Bilt rewards card, which lets you pay your rent with a credit card, and how it's been a huge disaster because they aren't attracting the type of customers who are profitable for them - i.e., people who are willing to carry a balance on paying their rent.
 
While not cheap, I'd argue "the best restaurants" are some of the most accessible ultra-luxuries. What else can you get the best in the world of (or close enough to it) for like $1,500, and less if you skip the wine.
The thing is though, those best restaurants are a finite resource that often thrive on exclusivity.

Table par Bruno Verjus is supposed to be the hottest restaurant in Paris right now. €400 per person for their menu degustation; €700 per person including wine matched by their Sommelier - but if you go for three courses a la carte and no wine, it's significantly cheaper, about €250 per person. So for many middle class people, this is actually pretty feasible for a special occasion dinner - and now anyone can easily find out about the most exclusive restaurants in Paris via google, rather than needing to religiously follow lifestyle columns or buy good food guides.

But incredibly wealthy people who'll splash even more money will also want to go there - and there's only 50 covers. Those wealthy people have assistants who will ensure a table is reserved for them, or they'll be able to afford to use one of these stupid reservation services where you pay multiple thousands to cinch that reservation. You can still get a table there tomorrow -
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- it's just going to have to be a lunchtime seating. Or you can go midweek next week for dinner -
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- just not Friday. The person in this article is seething that although they could afford to go to these highly sought after restaurants, they can't get the most glamorous bookings (I appreciate things do seem to be worse in New York - but at the same time I can get a bar tasting menu reservation for two in August at Atomix, so it's not impossible).

It's the same sort of thing with a lot of luxury brands. A Patek Philippe Grandes Complications watch costs around $150k. But if you had $150k, they're not going to sell you one, because they only make those watches available to repeat customers (and their cheapest watches are $25k). They don't really want to attract loads of customers who can just about scrape together enough to afford this as a one off because they're exclusive. "My money is just as good as anyone else's" doesn't really apply there. If the man in the article went a bunch of times to an incredibly exclusive restaurant in their lunchtime slots or weeknight early seatings, and splashed the cash about, the Maître d would slip him a phone number he could use to get those Friday night reservations on limited notice - but he's not going to do that, because he can't afford it. Instead of accepting that, he's seething about his inability to get into the most exclusive restaurants in the world on the nights he wants to.
 
nigger the best car in the world is one which gets you from point a to b without breaking down and doesn't cost an arm and leg to buy and operate. no way the best car cost 100M. this is nigger mentality, best == most expensive.
I will say the $100m car is a 1965 Ferrari 275 GTB, it's not some piece of shit Hummer from Detroit with a gold dashboard or whatever.
 
Exactly this, there is no fucking way on earth that these utterly pretentious shithouse joints, deep within utterly pretentious parts of shithouse cities, can ever compare to the awesome burgers and steaks I can get at my local highway bar
I got taken to Ruth's Chris for my birthday one time. While the food was excellent... I can safely say that it wasn't worth the exorbitant prices.
 
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That's not an Old Fashioned, that's an abomination.
No kidding. If I wanted to engage in conspicuous consumption I'd sooner throw the cash off a bridge. It'd be faster, more public, carry less risk of food poisoning, and I'd merely look crazy rather than like a pretentious twatwaffle.
 
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I knew this was going to be a new york city article. The older I get, the more irritated I am with new york city people. New York city is not the center of the world. It's not representative of every city in the world. Everybody else in the world, roughly 99% of the human population, doesn't really care that much about what's going on there at all times. Media publications really need to get more writers that live someplace else.
 
I knew this was going to be a new york city article. The older I get, the more irritated I am with new york city people. New York city is not the center of the world. It's not representative of every city in the world. Everybody else in the world, roughly 99% of the human population, doesn't really care that much about what's going on there at all times. Media publications really need to get more writers that live someplace else.
The world would be markedly improved if Manhattan were nuked midday, unfortunately.
 
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