A fun game: - Niggers

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Here's a fun game I like to play when I'm bored. You make up the most ridiculous, niggery baboon name you can think of, and attach "Washington/Jackson/ Johnson or similar to it, and google search it. I keep track of my results , and it's at 80+% that some sheboon has already named her kid that. Good chapter on this in the seminal book Freakonomics

 

[Immortal Technique]

Le'Qua'Sha'Swan Swashington. The MLK boulevard wouldn't be the same without him.

 

[Jesus Goldstein]

Holy shit! Off by one letter (or two)- I’ll call that close enough.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

No results found for "D'Trayvondarious".

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson...oh wait, I mean Dr. Marijuana Pepsi...

JK, she's totes real.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/21/marijuana-pepsi-unusual-name/

 

[LazloChalos]

Illiteracy + picking words that sound fancy = best names

Credenssa Beeday Robinson.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Holy shit! Off by one letter (or two)- I’ll call that close enough.
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Yup. That one was what made me remember the Nigger Game that Freakonomics made me invent years ago. So I tried it a couple times, and sure enough...so I made the thread.

Also got Quantavious

https://www.albanyherald.com/community/births/albany-births-nov/article_e8616cf6-9665-5350-b467-d47d48473c67.html

and Jacquavious:

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/men-get-life-prison-terms-for-deadly-shooting/JJ69BMeZBlnM2iQrNUWvEO/

and Ioquavious:

https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/195544549/

 

[The Wizard]

Wasn't expecting to get this:
https://runescape.wiki/w/Lord_Daquarius

I wasn't surprised to get pages and pages of mugshots, though.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Perhaps try a phone directory site. Google mostly gives arrests, it seems.
BabyNameFinder is good too. Check this out, it's a veritable Goodall inventory:

https://www.babycenter.com/babyNamerSearch.htm?name=Laqueefa

It is also awesome that the niggers are naming their kids Quantrell. As in Quantrel's Rangers. Look it up.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-quantrell-611305.htm

 

[millais]

What insights does Freakonomics have to say about this phenomenon? Genuinely curious.