A Gift Of Free Milk From the Queen of All The Lolcows - Who here can laugh at themselves with a story of their own stupid fuck up?

[Niggernerd]

Your parents could only laugh at their major fuck up that is you.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

your lack of self awareness, delusions of intellect and redeeming social worth are noted. Did any of your parent's other children live?

You put a can of tuna in the oven, Einstein. So... Up yours nonce.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

can we share normal fuck ups in this thread to make tommy look worse?

oven-related - i burnt a cheese pizza a bit last night. it was still pretty edible but i threw a bit of the crust out. i don't think that any errant cans of tuna made it into the oven because that would be completely retarded, but, just in case they did, i remembered to turn the oven off so that nothing would explode

I oversteeped my tea this morning, and still drank it. Nothing exploded so I think it's good.

"Worked with PhDs"

I think he's talking about his former friends and cohorts: pedophiles, hobos, and dogfuckers.

More likely it's the shrinks he has to talk to every time he gets 5150'd.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, have you cleaned the explosion of tuna from your oven yet? I assume not? I'm not going to bother insulting you with ad-hominyms.

The landlord's property you rent from is kept unhygenic, guests in the house have shown signs (visibly and verbally) to the smell of it as offensive on record, your dreams are impossible delusions of grandeur, and you incorrectly conclude that your masculinity is only capable of aggression in order to excuse repetitive bad behavior.

A bottle of Fabuloso, bleach, disinfectant wipes, sponges, and a mop all costs less than 20 dollars by the way.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Your PhD must not be in psychology, pig woman, or you would realize that your comment was a textbook projection of the denial of your own self loathing, foolish floozie.

I own every single one of you hating me so intensely and you hate me because you believe lies strangers told you about me and what's really pitiful, you're all going to go on hating me , letting me rule your lives while you think you are destroying mine when you are only destroying yourselves.

I worked with PhDs , my bitch. Your behavior is not up to par for somebody who actually possess one. A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.

Once again, Thomas. You're angry because your father only paid for a worthless entry level degree while mine paid for my entire education and then some. Your father had enough foresight to know not to piss and burn away money on useless cock sucking hobos obsessed with hideous, cheap rocks you shove up your own ass.

You legit expect me to believe that this filthy hobo worked with people who hold advanced degrees? We have evidence that everyone around you in the past and present knows you're an insane garbage/ cock gobbling, child molesting, drug addict. Being a research subject on the effects of drugs don't count as working with PhDs, Thomas.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

can we share normal fuck ups in this thread to make tommy look worse?

oven-related - i burnt a cheese pizza a bit last night. it was still pretty edible but i threw a bit of the crust out. i don't think that any errant cans of tuna made it into the oven because that would be completely retarded, but, just in case they did, i remembered to turn the oven off so that nothing would explode

I was cleaning my tub and toilet and accidentally touched the doorknob without washing my hands.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Tom would call mopping a research lab "Working with Phd's" though. If he's not straight out lying then he's stretching the truth to his best advantage.

That's (one of) your problem(s) Tommmie, you're demonstrably untrustworthy.

 

[Deranged Jew]

Tom...do I really need to provide you examples when there's a subforum here full of them and you've admitted as much yourself on more than one occasion? I think not, even the most lacking of individuals in the competency department would have gotten it by now. Most individuals would have gotten through the denial phase by now too, but here you here, still trying to sound intelligent with all of your puffery.

That time would be better spent cleaning that dump, getting off the drugs, and trying to be a productive member of society so you could at least have ONE decent thing in your death announcement when that inevitably happens, whichever vice/Darwin award level action takes place first, as evidenced here by your inability to be a basic human and pull the goddamn can of tuna out of the oven if it fell in retard.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.

Actually, it's quite fascinating observing the behavior of people like yourself, as an educated man. I don't know why you haven't realized this, but the purpose of this website is for all kinds of people to come together to laugh at people like you. Every time you lash out at us in a post you're dancing for our amusement. Please keep posting your hollow threats and insults.

 

[blablabla]

letting dudes fuck you in the ass is not working with phs tom

 

[MistressCaridad]

this is the sort of comment that if i saw my son making it , i would take him straight to a shrink.

this site is made up of cliques of competing charismatic , narcissistic nitwits surrounded by the most astounding array of serious psychosexual disorders I have seen anywhere.

No Tom, the comment about being concerned over an older person’s cognitive decline is normal and common. Also, being disgusted by pedophilia and bestiality isn’t a psychosexual disorder. It’s also normal and common. If you see psychosexual disorders everywhere you look, you may want to consider why. “Meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. Meet assholes all day, you might BE the asshole.”