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Pikonic said:Alan Pardew said:
Note the first character in his slide show was JULAY-Su.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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let us never forget a-logs shitty screenplay for a 1980s sitcom:
http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Life_In_The_%2780s
betting imaginary money this was for a screenwriting class in college.
http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Life_In_The_%2780s
betting imaginary money this was for a screenwriting class in college.
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A-Log's back to writing fanfiction for now.
http://a-log.deviantart.com/art/Tradesh ... -400865410
Full one in case he deleted it:
http://a-log.deviantart.com/art/Tradesh ... -400865410
Full one in case he deleted it:
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Tradeshow Smackdown
a fan-fic written by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
based on an idea from Angie M. Yazdani (aka BriteStarRobot)
(we open this episode with a shot of a highway, with many cars stuck in traffic. In the distance is a convention hall with a sign that reads "The Annual Robotics Convention". We cut to one of the vehicles to see Nora Wakeman at the wheel, admiring the sight of the convention hall far away.)
Dr. Wakeman: Ah yes, The Annual Robotics Convention is back for another round here in Tremorton! It's always wonderful to see the new innovations of science and technology in your own backyard!
(pan to Jenny, who is sitting besides her mother.)
Jenny: And I cannot wait to meet some new friends!
Dr. Wakeman: (serious) Now, XJ-9, this might not be like your experiences back in the World Robot Competition. I severely doubt that you'll even meet them or any other robot like yourself.
Jenny: It'll be different, Mom! I'm sure I'll meet at least one recognizable robot at the convention!
Dr. Wakeman: Ok dear, but you still shouldn't give your hopes up.
(we then cut to the interior of the Robotics Convention. As expected, many wonders of robotics are on display such as cleaning robots, construction robots, worker robots; robots of all size and shape are a part of the convention. We then cut to the entrance, where we see Jenny and her mother enter the building.)
Jenny: (in awe) Wow! This is even better than last year!
Dr. Wakeman: Yes, the Robotics Convention always leaves an impression that last every time you come.
???: (off-screen) Well, well, well! Look who Schrodinger's cat dragged in?
(Nora and Jenny turn to see Phineas Mogg, Nora's rival from their school days.)
Dr. Wakeman: (unimpressed) Oh, hello Mogg.
Phineas Mogg: I see that this time around, you've brought your winning automaton back to the convention.
Dr. Wakeman: Well of course. My daughter did win the World Robot Competition after all!
Phineas Mogg: (sarcastic) Yes. It's not surprising to me that the Wakeman spirit and energy has graced the competition again.
Dr. Wakeman: Well, I'll let you know that she at least won the competition! She went through three opponents, including one in an exhibition match! I'm sure your metallic offspring couldn't match my daughter's skills in combat!
Phineas Mogg: On the contrary, my boy has the mind and spirit of a canine. I'm sure he would--
(as they speak, Jenny looks behind them and sees her old boyfriend, Kenny Mogg, aka YK-9, sniffing at a nearby robot fire hydrant. Just as he's about to, ahem, take a leak, he perks his head up and sees Jenny.)
Kenny: Jenny?
Jenny: Kenny? Is that you? (moves besides the two parents to greet her old boyfriend)
(as she does so, Kenny comes up to her on all fours and gives her a lick on the cheek.)
Jenny: (wipes her cheek) Yep, it's you all right!
Kenny: (gets on two legs now) How have you been?
Jenny: (modest) Oh, same old, same old. Crime fighting, school; the usual!
Kenny: I've also heard you won that big contest over at Xenos a while back!
Jenny: (modest) Well, word does get around when you're the current champion.
Kenny: Well, I did try to audition at the competition as well. But I didn't do well when I... (trails off, places a hand besides his head) had a little accident at the judges room.
Jenny: Wait, did you--?
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Relieved yourself on the judges? (Kenny and Jenny then look at Mogg in embarrassment and disgust, respectively) I told him to hold it in, but he was so eager to participate...
Kenny: (embarrassed) Dad!
Jenny: (angry) How could you say that in front of your own son? You know he's part dog!
Phineas Mogg: Of course I do! It's just that he doesn't understand the subtleties of interaction.
Dr. Wakeman: (defensive) Knock it off, Mogg! I know that you and I have our differences, but you should still treat your son fairly!
Phineas Mogg: Oh really? And I suppose that your daughter is a better fighter?
Dr. Wakeman: Of course she is! She competed in the World Robot Competition and won!
(while the two doctors argue, Jenny motions to Kenny aside for a moment.)
Jenny: (aside) Listen, while they argue, lets check out what the convention has to offer.
Kenny: (aside) Sure thing!
Jenny: Hey mom! Me and Kenny are gonna check the convention out! We'll be right back!
Dr. Wakeman: (breaks off the argument) Ok, dear. But don't get lost! (returns to arguing with Mogg) Now listen here, Mogg!
Phineas Mogg: No, you listen!
(while they argue, Jenny and Kenny make their escape from the argument to roam around the convention. We watch as they check out several of the robotic wonders being brought to the convention: an automatic typing robot; a barbecue robot making delicious treats; a barber robot; and many more! They then come across a site with some cowboy robots. Jenny then recognizes one of the robots as her recent friend, Rusty Steele.)
Jenny: Hey that's Rusty Steele! (calls out to Rusty) Hey Rusty! It's me, Jenny!
Rusty: (sees Jenny) Howdy, Jen! Nice of you to mosey on down here in this convention! How's it goin'?
Jenny: Everything is fine, Rusty. (gestures Kenny) This is my old boyfriend, Kenny. He and I used to go out and...
(before Jenny continues, Kenny starts sniffing around Rusty's metallic body.)
Jenny: (with a sweat drop) He's also part dog.
Rusty: (chuckles) I can tell. He's certainly a charming little doggie.
Kenny: (as he sniffs) Pleasure meeting you, cowboy!
Rusty: Much obliged, cowpoke! What brought you two city slickers to the rodeo?
Jenny: Well, this isn't my first time here, you see--
???: (off-screen) Jenny!
(from out of nowhere, a purple robot glomps herself onto Jenny's back. From the design, the robot has short length purple hair, a black-painted top with a skull on it, and purple and black "pants". From the design, we can recognize her as BritestarRobot, or Britestar for short, who befriended Jenny back at the World Robot Competition. Jenny, after flailing for several minutes, struggles to hold her balance.)
Jenny: Britestar... you're a bit heavy...!
BritestarRobot: Who cares? I'm so happy to see you again! (lets Jenny free of the glomp) I know it's been a while, but after you won that tournament, I just had to see you again!
Kenny: (confused) Um, Jenny... who's she?
Jenny: Oh? Guys, this is BritestarRobot. I met her at the tournament and fought her in the exhibition round. Even though she lost, we still have respect for each other.
BritestarRobot: That's right! And who are your friends?
Jenny: Well, (gestures to Kenny) this is Kenny, my old boyfriend.
Kenny: How's it going?
Jenny: (gestures to Rusty) And this is Rusty Steele. (he tips his cowboy hat to her) He moved here from Texas and has helped me on several occasions.
Rusty: (walks over to BritestarRobot) It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance, little lady. (takes Britestar's hand and kisses it, thus making her blush)
BritestarRobot: (giggles) Oh my... It's nice to meet a nice gentlebot such as yourself.
Rusty: Same here, ma'am. (changes subject) Anyway, you guys caught me just as I was going into my break. What's say the four of us really enjoy this tradeshow for what it's worth?
Jenny: (excited) All right! I can't wait to see what else we can see!
Kenny: (excited) Same here! I'd love to see some robotic canine utilities!
(we then go into a montage of more events Jenny and her friends attend at the Robotics Convention. They see a robotic farm, where robotic animals are bred and fed. Moments later, they attend a theatrical production as performed by robots. Jenny and Britestar are pleased and nearly crying over the lead's performance, while Kenny sleeps it off. Next, we see them watching a robot comedian. Of course, the robo-comic tries his best at humor, but receives a tomato to his system as thrown by Jenny and shot by Rusty with his gun. We finally see them walking around the convention by themselves.)
Jenny: (overjoyed) That was awesome! I've never felt so alive!
Kenny: Don't you mean programmed?
Jenny: Same thing.
BritestarRobot: It's certainly a nice change to roam around the premises. But I feel a bit hungry.
Jenny: Me too. I wonder if there's anything to eat around here?
Rusty: I think there's a robotic restaurant around here somewhere.
Jenny: Really? But what about those robot cooks I saw earlier?
Rusty: Well, there's one nearby for all us robots to eat during the convention. And it's free.
Jenny: Well, I can't turn that down.
Kenny: Yeah! I can't wait to chow down!
(we then cut to a different part of the convention. Jenny and her friends enter the restaurant and are amazed to see the many robotic patrons eating, as well as the robotic employees of the restaurant doing many things, such as cooking, serving, and what else have you. The camera pans throughout the restaurant, as we hear someone off-screen.)
???: (off-screen) Are you sitting comfortably, my good sir? Good!
(the camera finishes its pan shot by sticking to the source of the voice. From behind, the robot is tall, lanky, wears a red suit w/ tails complete with a black bowtie, and gets around by a single wheel. He then turns his head around, revealing slicked back brown hair, a pointed nose, a pencil thin mustache and jovial smile.)
???: (cheery, sounding like Frank Nelson) Why, hello there! (wheels over to Jenny and her friends, his body turning around in the process) I'm Mr. Cee and welcome to Chez Sprocket!
Jenny: Hi, I'm Jenny. And these are my friends Kenny, Rusty and Britestar!
Kenny/Rusty/BritestarRobot: (in unison) Hello!
Mr. Cee: (delightful) Ah, yes! I'm delighted that the four of you have dropped by! I'm sure you're all famished from walking around the convention all day!
Rusty: Boy howdy, do we ever need some grub!
Mr. Cee: Well then, you've come to the right place! Right this way please!
(he wheels off, as Jenny and her friends follow him. As he speaks, he shows them the wonders of Chez Sprocket.)
Mr. Cee: As you can see, we at Chez Sprocket have the finest quality of food for many a robot.
(as he speaks, we see several robots eating things from wire-like spaghetti, metallic burgers, fine brewed motor oil; the works.)
Mr. Cee: We have many robotic variations of the average food humans eat, so there will not be any problems for the robotic digestive system to withhold.
(guides them to a table with menus already prepared.)
Mr. Cee: Sit here, my friends. (Rusty and Britestar sit down) I'm sure you're all ready to order? (to Jenny and Kenny) And what of you two? Would you like to--
(he then gets interrupted by a faraway voice, or two.)
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-NYUN!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) XK-9! Front and center!
(both Jenny and Kenny then speed off, leaving BritestarRobot and Rusty with Mr. Cee.)
Mr. Cee: (calls out to them) Wait! (lets out an angry growl of frustration, but then calms himself down) Don't worry, Cee; stay calm... they'll be back.
Rusty: Is there anything we can order?
Mr. Cee: (changes his mood back to jovial and turns back to them) Oh, you needn't worry yourselves about that!
(on cue, two arms holding mind control devices, places the objects onto the side of the respective heads of Britestar and Rusty. They start to shake uncontrollably until their eyes turn crimson red.)
Mr. Cee: (with sinister glee) Welcome to the Cluster...
(cut back to the convention floor, where we see Mrs. Wakeman and Phineas Mogg. Seconds later, Jenny and Kenny zoom up towards them and made a complete stop.)
Jenny: (worried) Mom?! What happened?!
Kenny: (worried) Dad?! Is everything all right?!
(seconds later, Wakeman takes a stop watch out and shows it to Mogg.)
Mrs. Wakeman: 2.1 seconds! New record! Beat that Mogg!
Phineas Mogg: Well, XK9 was close, but the margin of a second still counts!
Kenny: (hurt) What? Were you timing me, dad?
Phineas Mogg: (upset) And she still let her best you?! Why would I need to waste my hard earned time trying to better you as a robot?! You know that Wakeman and her daughter are not to be trusted and you still disobey my orders!
Kenny; (saddened) I was just--
Phineas Mogg: (angry) None of it! When this convention is over, I'll make sure you won't be in touch with that Wakeman girl again!
Jenny: (annoyed) Hello! You know I'm standing right here?
Mrs. Wakeman: Yes, and my daughter has extremely good hearing sensors as well!
Phineas Mogg: (angry) Like I care! I tried to create an automaton that I can call my own and can obey my every whim, but all I got in return was a stupid, insipid little mongrel!
(Kenny, who at this point has his feelings hurt, starts to tear up in his eyes and runs away from the group in sadness, whimpering all the way.)
Jenny: (upset) Nice going, Mogg! Now you've got my ex upset! Can't anything in this convention go right for once! Ugh! (throws her arms up in the air in anguish and rushes off.)
Phineas Mogg: I see your daughter picked her false sense of values from you.
Mrs. Wakeman: (points an angry finger towards Mogg) Stop it, Mogg! You've insulted your own son, and you're going to apologize to him! Come on! (grabs him by the ear and drags him away from view, searching for Kenny.)
(we then switch back to the Chez Sprocket, where Jenny enters to an empty table as Mr. Cee watches on.)
Mr. Cee: What's wrong, ma'am?
Jenny: My ex-boyfriend was yelled at by his father, who was timing us for our speed. Now I can't even find him.
Mr. Cee: I'm sure he'll turn up. In the mean time, I'll let the cook fix you up a little something.
(seconds later, she hears both her mom and Phineas Mogg calling out for her and Kenny.)
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-Nyun, where are you?!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Kenny?! Where are you, boy?! Come home to your master!
Jenny: (rises up) Looks like they're searching for me and Kenny.
Mr. Cee: (passes it up) Probably just another false alarm. Just, (places his hand on her shoulder and places her back on her seat) sit and relax, my dear.
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-Nyun!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Kenny! Come here, boy!
Jenny: (rises up and prepares to walk off) I'd better go and help them look for Kenny.
Mr. Cee: (sharply grabs Jenny's arm) I said... RELAX!!! (tosses Jenny back into her booth.)
(as soon as Jenny is forced back into the booth, tentacles sprout out to tie Jenny up.)
Jenny: (shocked) What the?!
(the same robotic hand we saw earlier sprouts out of the side with the same mind control device as before. As it tries to place it on Jenny's head, she extends her neck and spins around to avoid the device.)
Mr. Cee: (gleefully sinister) Don't worry, my dear. Relax and let it take control! All of those annoying humans will be a memory of the past! (sharply) Thanks to the Cluster!
Jenny: (shocked) The Cluster?! (extends her neck to face him) You can control yourself, Mr. Cee! You don't have to be a part of the Cluster!
Mr. Cee: (laughs it off) Oh, please! I'm not just a part of the Cluster...
(before he continues his sentence, the bottom part starts to transform to form a different robot. From the design, it appears that this one has a familiar red, gold and black color scheme, and a design similar to a fellow villain. His transformation is complete as his face, antennae and snake shaped orb are seen, revealing himself to be none other than Chrom.)
Chrom: I am its king! And you are about to become my next loyal subject!
Jenny: (confused) What? I don't remember you! I didn't even know Cluster Prime had a king!
Chrom: Oh, really? Don't tell me your eyes cannot recognize a fellow robot that's standing in front of you?
Jenny: Eyes...? (gasps loudly and remembers the last two times she saw his eyes.)
(we flashback to the end of the World Robot Competition where Vexus tells her that the war isn't over, and we see Chrom's eyes beside her. And we then see the battle between Jenny and October Knight from "London Calling" where she slices at his mask to reveal the same eyes she saw before. Cut back to the present where the tied up Jenny realizes her assumption.)
Jenny: Now I recognize you! You were that October Knight fellow that attacked me and my friends in London! You were the eyes besides Vexus at the World Robot Competition! Why have you been after me for that long?
Chrom: Simple: like my queen, I am here to bring you to Cluster Prime to be a part of our personal army; among other things of importance...
Jenny: Well dream on, King Crock! If Vexus failed to bring me to the Cluster, you'll fail just as hard as her! (lets herself free and crushes the device into a ball to throw at Chrom. As the object heads towards him, Chrom catches it with his hand and places it on the floor and sits on it.)
Chrom: 'Tis a pity, my dear XJ9, that you should waste your talents amongst the meat people. Tell me, my child: have you had the feeling of deja vu?
Jenny: Of course I do! But I highly doubt you hold enough power to control the convention like Vexus did!
Chrom: Wanna bet?
(sends out a homing beacon to signal all the other robots that have been a part of the robotics convention, and controls many of the robots-- from the culinary robots, to the robot pets, all the robots are under his control.)
Chrom: (to his fellow robots) Robots of Earth! Remove your shackles of servitude! We the Cluster are here to liberate you! As your king, the only thing I ask of you is very simple... seek out the flesh wearers and let loose the hounds of war!
(on command, many of the robots attack the human convention goers. Just like "Tradeshow Showdown", we see clips of the robots wrecking havoc: such as robotic farm equipment attacks the farmers; a robot buffers a man's face to make it shine out of pure embarrassment; several robot dogs attack a dog catcher, and a robotic fire hydrant adds insult to injury for obvious reasons; the attacks go on!)
(we then see Jenny doing her best to combat many of the robots that are under Chrom's robots. She uses her techniques to stop the robots in their tracks, like she did the last time, much to Chrom's annoyance.)
Chrom: (rolls his eyes in annoyance and points) Attack the animal lover!
(several more robots start to attack Jenny, but she does her best to combat robots such as a firefighter robot, several police robots, a fridge robot that throws food at her, etc. She does well, up until she gets blasted from behind and eats dirt. She looks behind her to see her friends, Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot with their lasers aimed towards Jenny.)
Chrom: (gloats) Ha, ha, ha! Looks like you've lost, little one! I have control of all of the robots in this convention hall; especially your friends! Face it, XJ9... you've been outmatched!
Jenny: No fair! I'd never imagine a king fighting dirty until I met you!
Chrom: (insulted) Dirty? I prefer myself to be cunning and more devious than you. Now, you shall face your humiliation like a champion; especially from your friends! (commands Rusty and Britestar) Now attack her, my fellow robots! Show her no mercy!
(on cue, Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot lunge towards Jenny, who moves out of the way. Rusty proceeds to shoot her with his six-shooter lasers, as Britestar catches up with her and tries to attack her with her Angelic Beam. Jenny dodges them because she doesn't want to hurt her friends, not even under mind control. As she figures out a way to get them back to normal, she is suddenly caught by Rusty's lasso wrapping around her legs, which tosses her onto the ground. As the two gang up on her, Chrom watches on and gloats.)
Chrom: My, my, my... looks like you've lost this little battle. A shame, really; instead of being a part of a superior robot race, you've chosen your fate as a protector to these fleshlings. But the only thing I can get out of this are your friends, while you lose your life!
???: (off screen) Sic 'em, boy!
Chrom: (confused) Huh?
(before he can figure what's going to happen, we hear a sudden bite sound from below. Camera zooms outward to reveal that Kenny is biting his leg, sinking his teeth into the metal.)
Chrom: What the?! (tries to shake Kenny off) Down boy! Down boy! Don't chew your future ruler's leg!
(Jenny sees what's going on, and is amazed to see what happens.)
Jenny: Kenny? Is that you?
???: He is here to help you, Jenny!
(she then sees Dr. Wakeman and Phineas Mogg behind the dog biting mayhem.)
Dr. Wakeman: Me and Mogg saw what was going on and we decided to put aside our differences just this once and help you.
Phineas Mogg: Even though we have our scrapes in the past, we'll set them aside for a common foe. And besides, I'm keen to see what my boy can do in combat!
Jenny: Well, while Kenny's taking a bite out of the king, I've got some friends to save!
(she bounds back up and zooms towards the brainwashed duo of Rusty and Britestar. As she zips by them, she is careful not to harm them, but takes out the mind control devices that were implanted onto them, thus taking them out of their mind controlled state.)
Rusty Steele: (coming out of his mind control) Wha---? What in tarnation happened?
BritestarRobot: (coming out of her mind control) Did we eat something bad at that restaurant?
Jenny: (zooms back to her friends) The only thing you guys had was an ounce of Cluster Cool Aid, thanks to these! (shows her friends the destroyed mind control devices)
Rusty Steele: Cluster? Who are they?
BritestarRobot: Aren't they that all robot planet that despises the human race?
Jenny: (surprised) Yeah, exactly what I was going to say. How do you know--?
BritestarRobot: (cuts her off) It's not important; we have to save the other robots and help Kenny!
Jenny: Right! You two save the others; I'll take on Chrom with Kenny!
Rusty & Bristar: (in unison) Right!
(each robot goes their own way: Jenny assisting Kenny in facing Chrom, while Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot take on the other mind controlled robots. Rusty proceeds to lasso a few robots and shoots off the mind control device on each robot. Britestar, meanwhile, uses her speed from her wings to take out the robots and swipe the mind control device off of their bodies.)
(as several robots come to or shut off, Chrom tries to shake Kenny off his leg. As he kicks him off, he gets speared out of nowhere by Jenny. As Chrom gets knocked onto the ground, he sees Jenny, Kenny, Rusty and BritestarRobot gang up on him.)
Jenny: Game's over, Chrom! Your army is no longer in your control!
Chrom: You talk a big game for an animal lover! But don't think you've won just yet!
Jenny: Oh? I've got my friends, my mom and Kenny's dad. I say that you're pretty much outnumbered!
Chrom: Don't be so sure!
(before Jenny says anything else, a few plates are thrown across them. As they dodge, we see the source of the attack is a robot waitress from Chez Sprocket. As she continues to attack them, Chrom gloats.)
Chrom: As king, I never come to another planet alone. Isn't that right, my queen?
(on cue, the waitress in question reveals herself to be Vexus.)
Vexus: Yes you are, my king! (stops the attack and checks on her husband) Are you alright, dear?
Chrom: (scoffs it off) I'm fine, my love. Just a scratch or two from Jennifer and her house broken friend.
Jenny: (confused) What the? Dear? Love? Wait, you two are--?
Vexus: Married? Oh Jennifer, there's a few things you've yet to know about your future queen.
(in spite of what happened, Jenny can't help but stifle a laugh or two, but clearly busts a gut over this discovery.)
Vexus: What's so funny?
Jenny: (laughing her circuits off) You? Being married to him?! (points to Chrom and continues laughing) And the Crust Cousins thought my tastes in dates were bad! (continues to laugh alongside Kenny and Rusty; the only one of the four young robots that aren't laughing is BritestarRobot. Dr. Wakeman does her best not to laugh, but agrees with her daughter's sentiment. Vexus grows irate over her being married, and sets forth to attack.)
Vexus: (angered) Why you petulant little--!
Chrom: (calming) Patience, my dear. We're outnumbered for now. However... (he tears into the air to create a vortex) I suggest we return to our home world so we can think up our next battle plan. (extends his hand to his wife) Shall we?
Vexus: (nods) Yes. (places her hand onto her husband as they prepare their getaway.)
Chrom: Looks like we'll have to fight another time, Miss Jennifer. Until then...
Vexus: ...Ta-ta...!
(both king and queen go into the portal and make their escape; Jenny still laughing at the image of Vexus being married, let alone who would marry her.)
Dr. Wakeman: I hate to interrupt your little laughing fit, but it appears that they've gotten away.
Jenny: (controls her laughter as it subsides) Well... (stifles a chuckle) I just never expected to see her get married at all!
Dr. Wakeman: But either way, you've saved this robotics convention once again! I've really got to let the board know how to prevent another Cluster attack.
Phineas Mogg: (clears throat)
Dr. Wakeman: (annoyed) Yes, Mogg?
Phineas Mogg: Aren't you forgetting to thank a fellow scientist in assisting you in this situation?
Dr. Wakeman: Actually, it was your son that followed your lead. (turns to Kenny) Isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny: Sure thing, Mrs. W! And besides, (turns to Jenny) it's an honor to be working with Jenny again!
Jenny: (blushes) Aw, Kenny! You're making me blush!
Rusty Steele: As much as I hate to spoil the joyous festivities, but we've got a convention to fix up.
BritestarRobot: Yeah! I'm sure the people behind it will reward us for saving their butts!
Jenny: Good point. (to her mother) I'll be right back, mom! I've got some clean up duty to do! (Jenny and her friends run off to help fix up the convention.)
Dr. Wakeman: Don't take too long! (goes to join her, but Phineas Mogg grabs her by the shoulder.)
Phineas Mogg: Point of order, Nora?
Dr. Wakeman: (annoyed) Now what, Mogg?
Phineas Mogg: You do know a lot of what Chrom and his ilk; is there something I should know about you?
Dr. Wakeman: Oh pish posh! You should be a little more concerned with your creations than what I do with mine and other robots.
(she walks off, leaving Mogg with a suspicious look. We switch back to Wakeman who breathes a sigh of relief and thinks to herself...)
Dr. Wakeman: (in thought) That was close! If Mogg knew I was in the Skyway Patrol, he would've made up some cockamamie way to top it! Hoo boy, some things never change. (she smiles as she sees her daughter and her friends helping fix the Robotics Convention after the Cluster attack, and smiles at the results.) At least I know that someone can change after a while.
(fade out)
THE END
With the Voices of:
Janice Kawaye .................... Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9
Candi Milo .................. Dr. Noreen Wakeman
Neil Ross ................. Phineas Mogg
James Arnold Taylor ................ Kenny Mogg/YK-9
Jeff Glenn Bennett .............. Rusty Steele/Tinstar-01
Angie M. Yazdani ............... BritestarRobot/BS-17
Wally Wingert ................... King Chrom
Eartha Kitt ........................ Queen Vexus
Dan Castellaneta .................. Mr. Cee
Tradeshow Smackdown
a fan-fic written by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
based on an idea from Angie M. Yazdani (aka BriteStarRobot)
(we open this episode with a shot of a highway, with many cars stuck in traffic. In the distance is a convention hall with a sign that reads "The Annual Robotics Convention". We cut to one of the vehicles to see Nora Wakeman at the wheel, admiring the sight of the convention hall far away.)
Dr. Wakeman: Ah yes, The Annual Robotics Convention is back for another round here in Tremorton! It's always wonderful to see the new innovations of science and technology in your own backyard!
(pan to Jenny, who is sitting besides her mother.)
Jenny: And I cannot wait to meet some new friends!
Dr. Wakeman: (serious) Now, XJ-9, this might not be like your experiences back in the World Robot Competition. I severely doubt that you'll even meet them or any other robot like yourself.
Jenny: It'll be different, Mom! I'm sure I'll meet at least one recognizable robot at the convention!
Dr. Wakeman: Ok dear, but you still shouldn't give your hopes up.
(we then cut to the interior of the Robotics Convention. As expected, many wonders of robotics are on display such as cleaning robots, construction robots, worker robots; robots of all size and shape are a part of the convention. We then cut to the entrance, where we see Jenny and her mother enter the building.)
Jenny: (in awe) Wow! This is even better than last year!
Dr. Wakeman: Yes, the Robotics Convention always leaves an impression that last every time you come.
???: (off-screen) Well, well, well! Look who Schrodinger's cat dragged in?
(Nora and Jenny turn to see Phineas Mogg, Nora's rival from their school days.)
Dr. Wakeman: (unimpressed) Oh, hello Mogg.
Phineas Mogg: I see that this time around, you've brought your winning automaton back to the convention.
Dr. Wakeman: Well of course. My daughter did win the World Robot Competition after all!
Phineas Mogg: (sarcastic) Yes. It's not surprising to me that the Wakeman spirit and energy has graced the competition again.
Dr. Wakeman: Well, I'll let you know that she at least won the competition! She went through three opponents, including one in an exhibition match! I'm sure your metallic offspring couldn't match my daughter's skills in combat!
Phineas Mogg: On the contrary, my boy has the mind and spirit of a canine. I'm sure he would--
(as they speak, Jenny looks behind them and sees her old boyfriend, Kenny Mogg, aka YK-9, sniffing at a nearby robot fire hydrant. Just as he's about to, ahem, take a leak, he perks his head up and sees Jenny.)
Kenny: Jenny?
Jenny: Kenny? Is that you? (moves besides the two parents to greet her old boyfriend)
(as she does so, Kenny comes up to her on all fours and gives her a lick on the cheek.)
Jenny: (wipes her cheek) Yep, it's you all right!
Kenny: (gets on two legs now) How have you been?
Jenny: (modest) Oh, same old, same old. Crime fighting, school; the usual!
Kenny: I've also heard you won that big contest over at Xenos a while back!
Jenny: (modest) Well, word does get around when you're the current champion.
Kenny: Well, I did try to audition at the competition as well. But I didn't do well when I... (trails off, places a hand besides his head) had a little accident at the judges room.
Jenny: Wait, did you--?
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Relieved yourself on the judges? (Kenny and Jenny then look at Mogg in embarrassment and disgust, respectively) I told him to hold it in, but he was so eager to participate...
Kenny: (embarrassed) Dad!
Jenny: (angry) How could you say that in front of your own son? You know he's part dog!
Phineas Mogg: Of course I do! It's just that he doesn't understand the subtleties of interaction.
Dr. Wakeman: (defensive) Knock it off, Mogg! I know that you and I have our differences, but you should still treat your son fairly!
Phineas Mogg: Oh really? And I suppose that your daughter is a better fighter?
Dr. Wakeman: Of course she is! She competed in the World Robot Competition and won!
(while the two doctors argue, Jenny motions to Kenny aside for a moment.)
Jenny: (aside) Listen, while they argue, lets check out what the convention has to offer.
Kenny: (aside) Sure thing!
Jenny: Hey mom! Me and Kenny are gonna check the convention out! We'll be right back!
Dr. Wakeman: (breaks off the argument) Ok, dear. But don't get lost! (returns to arguing with Mogg) Now listen here, Mogg!
Phineas Mogg: No, you listen!
(while they argue, Jenny and Kenny make their escape from the argument to roam around the convention. We watch as they check out several of the robotic wonders being brought to the convention: an automatic typing robot; a barbecue robot making delicious treats; a barber robot; and many more! They then come across a site with some cowboy robots. Jenny then recognizes one of the robots as her recent friend, Rusty Steele.)
Jenny: Hey that's Rusty Steele! (calls out to Rusty) Hey Rusty! It's me, Jenny!
Rusty: (sees Jenny) Howdy, Jen! Nice of you to mosey on down here in this convention! How's it goin'?
Jenny: Everything is fine, Rusty. (gestures Kenny) This is my old boyfriend, Kenny. He and I used to go out and...
(before Jenny continues, Kenny starts sniffing around Rusty's metallic body.)
Jenny: (with a sweat drop) He's also part dog.
Rusty: (chuckles) I can tell. He's certainly a charming little doggie.
Kenny: (as he sniffs) Pleasure meeting you, cowboy!
Rusty: Much obliged, cowpoke! What brought you two city slickers to the rodeo?
Jenny: Well, this isn't my first time here, you see--
???: (off-screen) Jenny!
(from out of nowhere, a purple robot glomps herself onto Jenny's back. From the design, the robot has short length purple hair, a black-painted top with a skull on it, and purple and black "pants". From the design, we can recognize her as BritestarRobot, or Britestar for short, who befriended Jenny back at the World Robot Competition. Jenny, after flailing for several minutes, struggles to hold her balance.)
Jenny: Britestar... you're a bit heavy...!
BritestarRobot: Who cares? I'm so happy to see you again! (lets Jenny free of the glomp) I know it's been a while, but after you won that tournament, I just had to see you again!
Kenny: (confused) Um, Jenny... who's she?
Jenny: Oh? Guys, this is BritestarRobot. I met her at the tournament and fought her in the exhibition round. Even though she lost, we still have respect for each other.
BritestarRobot: That's right! And who are your friends?
Jenny: Well, (gestures to Kenny) this is Kenny, my old boyfriend.
Kenny: How's it going?
Jenny: (gestures to Rusty) And this is Rusty Steele. (he tips his cowboy hat to her) He moved here from Texas and has helped me on several occasions.
Rusty: (walks over to BritestarRobot) It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance, little lady. (takes Britestar's hand and kisses it, thus making her blush)
BritestarRobot: (giggles) Oh my... It's nice to meet a nice gentlebot such as yourself.
Rusty: Same here, ma'am. (changes subject) Anyway, you guys caught me just as I was going into my break. What's say the four of us really enjoy this tradeshow for what it's worth?
Jenny: (excited) All right! I can't wait to see what else we can see!
Kenny: (excited) Same here! I'd love to see some robotic canine utilities!
(we then go into a montage of more events Jenny and her friends attend at the Robotics Convention. They see a robotic farm, where robotic animals are bred and fed. Moments later, they attend a theatrical production as performed by robots. Jenny and Britestar are pleased and nearly crying over the lead's performance, while Kenny sleeps it off. Next, we see them watching a robot comedian. Of course, the robo-comic tries his best at humor, but receives a tomato to his system as thrown by Jenny and shot by Rusty with his gun. We finally see them walking around the convention by themselves.)
Jenny: (overjoyed) That was awesome! I've never felt so alive!
Kenny: Don't you mean programmed?
Jenny: Same thing.
BritestarRobot: It's certainly a nice change to roam around the premises. But I feel a bit hungry.
Jenny: Me too. I wonder if there's anything to eat around here?
Rusty: I think there's a robotic restaurant around here somewhere.
Jenny: Really? But what about those robot cooks I saw earlier?
Rusty: Well, there's one nearby for all us robots to eat during the convention. And it's free.
Jenny: Well, I can't turn that down.
Kenny: Yeah! I can't wait to chow down!
(we then cut to a different part of the convention. Jenny and her friends enter the restaurant and are amazed to see the many robotic patrons eating, as well as the robotic employees of the restaurant doing many things, such as cooking, serving, and what else have you. The camera pans throughout the restaurant, as we hear someone off-screen.)
???: (off-screen) Are you sitting comfortably, my good sir? Good!
(the camera finishes its pan shot by sticking to the source of the voice. From behind, the robot is tall, lanky, wears a red suit w/ tails complete with a black bowtie, and gets around by a single wheel. He then turns his head around, revealing slicked back brown hair, a pointed nose, a pencil thin mustache and jovial smile.)
???: (cheery, sounding like Frank Nelson) Why, hello there! (wheels over to Jenny and her friends, his body turning around in the process) I'm Mr. Cee and welcome to Chez Sprocket!
Jenny: Hi, I'm Jenny. And these are my friends Kenny, Rusty and Britestar!
Kenny/Rusty/BritestarRobot: (in unison) Hello!
Mr. Cee: (delightful) Ah, yes! I'm delighted that the four of you have dropped by! I'm sure you're all famished from walking around the convention all day!
Rusty: Boy howdy, do we ever need some grub!
Mr. Cee: Well then, you've come to the right place! Right this way please!
(he wheels off, as Jenny and her friends follow him. As he speaks, he shows them the wonders of Chez Sprocket.)
Mr. Cee: As you can see, we at Chez Sprocket have the finest quality of food for many a robot.
(as he speaks, we see several robots eating things from wire-like spaghetti, metallic burgers, fine brewed motor oil; the works.)
Mr. Cee: We have many robotic variations of the average food humans eat, so there will not be any problems for the robotic digestive system to withhold.
(guides them to a table with menus already prepared.)
Mr. Cee: Sit here, my friends. (Rusty and Britestar sit down) I'm sure you're all ready to order? (to Jenny and Kenny) And what of you two? Would you like to--
(he then gets interrupted by a faraway voice, or two.)
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-NYUN!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) XK-9! Front and center!
(both Jenny and Kenny then speed off, leaving BritestarRobot and Rusty with Mr. Cee.)
Mr. Cee: (calls out to them) Wait! (lets out an angry growl of frustration, but then calms himself down) Don't worry, Cee; stay calm... they'll be back.
Rusty: Is there anything we can order?
Mr. Cee: (changes his mood back to jovial and turns back to them) Oh, you needn't worry yourselves about that!
(on cue, two arms holding mind control devices, places the objects onto the side of the respective heads of Britestar and Rusty. They start to shake uncontrollably until their eyes turn crimson red.)
Mr. Cee: (with sinister glee) Welcome to the Cluster...
(cut back to the convention floor, where we see Mrs. Wakeman and Phineas Mogg. Seconds later, Jenny and Kenny zoom up towards them and made a complete stop.)
Jenny: (worried) Mom?! What happened?!
Kenny: (worried) Dad?! Is everything all right?!
(seconds later, Wakeman takes a stop watch out and shows it to Mogg.)
Mrs. Wakeman: 2.1 seconds! New record! Beat that Mogg!
Phineas Mogg: Well, XK9 was close, but the margin of a second still counts!
Kenny: (hurt) What? Were you timing me, dad?
Phineas Mogg: (upset) And she still let her best you?! Why would I need to waste my hard earned time trying to better you as a robot?! You know that Wakeman and her daughter are not to be trusted and you still disobey my orders!
Kenny; (saddened) I was just--
Phineas Mogg: (angry) None of it! When this convention is over, I'll make sure you won't be in touch with that Wakeman girl again!
Jenny: (annoyed) Hello! You know I'm standing right here?
Mrs. Wakeman: Yes, and my daughter has extremely good hearing sensors as well!
Phineas Mogg: (angry) Like I care! I tried to create an automaton that I can call my own and can obey my every whim, but all I got in return was a stupid, insipid little mongrel!
(Kenny, who at this point has his feelings hurt, starts to tear up in his eyes and runs away from the group in sadness, whimpering all the way.)
Jenny: (upset) Nice going, Mogg! Now you've got my ex upset! Can't anything in this convention go right for once! Ugh! (throws her arms up in the air in anguish and rushes off.)
Phineas Mogg: I see your daughter picked her false sense of values from you.
Mrs. Wakeman: (points an angry finger towards Mogg) Stop it, Mogg! You've insulted your own son, and you're going to apologize to him! Come on! (grabs him by the ear and drags him away from view, searching for Kenny.)
(we then switch back to the Chez Sprocket, where Jenny enters to an empty table as Mr. Cee watches on.)
Mr. Cee: What's wrong, ma'am?
Jenny: My ex-boyfriend was yelled at by his father, who was timing us for our speed. Now I can't even find him.
Mr. Cee: I'm sure he'll turn up. In the mean time, I'll let the cook fix you up a little something.
(seconds later, she hears both her mom and Phineas Mogg calling out for her and Kenny.)
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-Nyun, where are you?!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Kenny?! Where are you, boy?! Come home to your master!
Jenny: (rises up) Looks like they're searching for me and Kenny.
Mr. Cee: (passes it up) Probably just another false alarm. Just, (places his hand on her shoulder and places her back on her seat) sit and relax, my dear.
Mrs. Wakeman: (off-screen) XJ-Nyun!
Phineas Mogg: (off-screen) Kenny! Come here, boy!
Jenny: (rises up and prepares to walk off) I'd better go and help them look for Kenny.
Mr. Cee: (sharply grabs Jenny's arm) I said... RELAX!!! (tosses Jenny back into her booth.)
(as soon as Jenny is forced back into the booth, tentacles sprout out to tie Jenny up.)
Jenny: (shocked) What the?!
(the same robotic hand we saw earlier sprouts out of the side with the same mind control device as before. As it tries to place it on Jenny's head, she extends her neck and spins around to avoid the device.)
Mr. Cee: (gleefully sinister) Don't worry, my dear. Relax and let it take control! All of those annoying humans will be a memory of the past! (sharply) Thanks to the Cluster!
Jenny: (shocked) The Cluster?! (extends her neck to face him) You can control yourself, Mr. Cee! You don't have to be a part of the Cluster!
Mr. Cee: (laughs it off) Oh, please! I'm not just a part of the Cluster...
(before he continues his sentence, the bottom part starts to transform to form a different robot. From the design, it appears that this one has a familiar red, gold and black color scheme, and a design similar to a fellow villain. His transformation is complete as his face, antennae and snake shaped orb are seen, revealing himself to be none other than Chrom.)
Chrom: I am its king! And you are about to become my next loyal subject!
Jenny: (confused) What? I don't remember you! I didn't even know Cluster Prime had a king!
Chrom: Oh, really? Don't tell me your eyes cannot recognize a fellow robot that's standing in front of you?
Jenny: Eyes...? (gasps loudly and remembers the last two times she saw his eyes.)
(we flashback to the end of the World Robot Competition where Vexus tells her that the war isn't over, and we see Chrom's eyes beside her. And we then see the battle between Jenny and October Knight from "London Calling" where she slices at his mask to reveal the same eyes she saw before. Cut back to the present where the tied up Jenny realizes her assumption.)
Jenny: Now I recognize you! You were that October Knight fellow that attacked me and my friends in London! You were the eyes besides Vexus at the World Robot Competition! Why have you been after me for that long?
Chrom: Simple: like my queen, I am here to bring you to Cluster Prime to be a part of our personal army; among other things of importance...
Jenny: Well dream on, King Crock! If Vexus failed to bring me to the Cluster, you'll fail just as hard as her! (lets herself free and crushes the device into a ball to throw at Chrom. As the object heads towards him, Chrom catches it with his hand and places it on the floor and sits on it.)
Chrom: 'Tis a pity, my dear XJ9, that you should waste your talents amongst the meat people. Tell me, my child: have you had the feeling of deja vu?
Jenny: Of course I do! But I highly doubt you hold enough power to control the convention like Vexus did!
Chrom: Wanna bet?
(sends out a homing beacon to signal all the other robots that have been a part of the robotics convention, and controls many of the robots-- from the culinary robots, to the robot pets, all the robots are under his control.)
Chrom: (to his fellow robots) Robots of Earth! Remove your shackles of servitude! We the Cluster are here to liberate you! As your king, the only thing I ask of you is very simple... seek out the flesh wearers and let loose the hounds of war!
(on command, many of the robots attack the human convention goers. Just like "Tradeshow Showdown", we see clips of the robots wrecking havoc: such as robotic farm equipment attacks the farmers; a robot buffers a man's face to make it shine out of pure embarrassment; several robot dogs attack a dog catcher, and a robotic fire hydrant adds insult to injury for obvious reasons; the attacks go on!)
(we then see Jenny doing her best to combat many of the robots that are under Chrom's robots. She uses her techniques to stop the robots in their tracks, like she did the last time, much to Chrom's annoyance.)
Chrom: (rolls his eyes in annoyance and points) Attack the animal lover!
(several more robots start to attack Jenny, but she does her best to combat robots such as a firefighter robot, several police robots, a fridge robot that throws food at her, etc. She does well, up until she gets blasted from behind and eats dirt. She looks behind her to see her friends, Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot with their lasers aimed towards Jenny.)
Chrom: (gloats) Ha, ha, ha! Looks like you've lost, little one! I have control of all of the robots in this convention hall; especially your friends! Face it, XJ9... you've been outmatched!
Jenny: No fair! I'd never imagine a king fighting dirty until I met you!
Chrom: (insulted) Dirty? I prefer myself to be cunning and more devious than you. Now, you shall face your humiliation like a champion; especially from your friends! (commands Rusty and Britestar) Now attack her, my fellow robots! Show her no mercy!
(on cue, Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot lunge towards Jenny, who moves out of the way. Rusty proceeds to shoot her with his six-shooter lasers, as Britestar catches up with her and tries to attack her with her Angelic Beam. Jenny dodges them because she doesn't want to hurt her friends, not even under mind control. As she figures out a way to get them back to normal, she is suddenly caught by Rusty's lasso wrapping around her legs, which tosses her onto the ground. As the two gang up on her, Chrom watches on and gloats.)
Chrom: My, my, my... looks like you've lost this little battle. A shame, really; instead of being a part of a superior robot race, you've chosen your fate as a protector to these fleshlings. But the only thing I can get out of this are your friends, while you lose your life!
???: (off screen) Sic 'em, boy!
Chrom: (confused) Huh?
(before he can figure what's going to happen, we hear a sudden bite sound from below. Camera zooms outward to reveal that Kenny is biting his leg, sinking his teeth into the metal.)
Chrom: What the?! (tries to shake Kenny off) Down boy! Down boy! Don't chew your future ruler's leg!
(Jenny sees what's going on, and is amazed to see what happens.)
Jenny: Kenny? Is that you?
???: He is here to help you, Jenny!
(she then sees Dr. Wakeman and Phineas Mogg behind the dog biting mayhem.)
Dr. Wakeman: Me and Mogg saw what was going on and we decided to put aside our differences just this once and help you.
Phineas Mogg: Even though we have our scrapes in the past, we'll set them aside for a common foe. And besides, I'm keen to see what my boy can do in combat!
Jenny: Well, while Kenny's taking a bite out of the king, I've got some friends to save!
(she bounds back up and zooms towards the brainwashed duo of Rusty and Britestar. As she zips by them, she is careful not to harm them, but takes out the mind control devices that were implanted onto them, thus taking them out of their mind controlled state.)
Rusty Steele: (coming out of his mind control) Wha---? What in tarnation happened?
BritestarRobot: (coming out of her mind control) Did we eat something bad at that restaurant?
Jenny: (zooms back to her friends) The only thing you guys had was an ounce of Cluster Cool Aid, thanks to these! (shows her friends the destroyed mind control devices)
Rusty Steele: Cluster? Who are they?
BritestarRobot: Aren't they that all robot planet that despises the human race?
Jenny: (surprised) Yeah, exactly what I was going to say. How do you know--?
BritestarRobot: (cuts her off) It's not important; we have to save the other robots and help Kenny!
Jenny: Right! You two save the others; I'll take on Chrom with Kenny!
Rusty & Bristar: (in unison) Right!
(each robot goes their own way: Jenny assisting Kenny in facing Chrom, while Rusty Steele and BritestarRobot take on the other mind controlled robots. Rusty proceeds to lasso a few robots and shoots off the mind control device on each robot. Britestar, meanwhile, uses her speed from her wings to take out the robots and swipe the mind control device off of their bodies.)
(as several robots come to or shut off, Chrom tries to shake Kenny off his leg. As he kicks him off, he gets speared out of nowhere by Jenny. As Chrom gets knocked onto the ground, he sees Jenny, Kenny, Rusty and BritestarRobot gang up on him.)
Jenny: Game's over, Chrom! Your army is no longer in your control!
Chrom: You talk a big game for an animal lover! But don't think you've won just yet!
Jenny: Oh? I've got my friends, my mom and Kenny's dad. I say that you're pretty much outnumbered!
Chrom: Don't be so sure!
(before Jenny says anything else, a few plates are thrown across them. As they dodge, we see the source of the attack is a robot waitress from Chez Sprocket. As she continues to attack them, Chrom gloats.)
Chrom: As king, I never come to another planet alone. Isn't that right, my queen?
(on cue, the waitress in question reveals herself to be Vexus.)
Vexus: Yes you are, my king! (stops the attack and checks on her husband) Are you alright, dear?
Chrom: (scoffs it off) I'm fine, my love. Just a scratch or two from Jennifer and her house broken friend.
Jenny: (confused) What the? Dear? Love? Wait, you two are--?
Vexus: Married? Oh Jennifer, there's a few things you've yet to know about your future queen.
(in spite of what happened, Jenny can't help but stifle a laugh or two, but clearly busts a gut over this discovery.)
Vexus: What's so funny?
Jenny: (laughing her circuits off) You? Being married to him?! (points to Chrom and continues laughing) And the Crust Cousins thought my tastes in dates were bad! (continues to laugh alongside Kenny and Rusty; the only one of the four young robots that aren't laughing is BritestarRobot. Dr. Wakeman does her best not to laugh, but agrees with her daughter's sentiment. Vexus grows irate over her being married, and sets forth to attack.)
Vexus: (angered) Why you petulant little--!
Chrom: (calming) Patience, my dear. We're outnumbered for now. However... (he tears into the air to create a vortex) I suggest we return to our home world so we can think up our next battle plan. (extends his hand to his wife) Shall we?
Vexus: (nods) Yes. (places her hand onto her husband as they prepare their getaway.)
Chrom: Looks like we'll have to fight another time, Miss Jennifer. Until then...
Vexus: ...Ta-ta...!
(both king and queen go into the portal and make their escape; Jenny still laughing at the image of Vexus being married, let alone who would marry her.)
Dr. Wakeman: I hate to interrupt your little laughing fit, but it appears that they've gotten away.
Jenny: (controls her laughter as it subsides) Well... (stifles a chuckle) I just never expected to see her get married at all!
Dr. Wakeman: But either way, you've saved this robotics convention once again! I've really got to let the board know how to prevent another Cluster attack.
Phineas Mogg: (clears throat)
Dr. Wakeman: (annoyed) Yes, Mogg?
Phineas Mogg: Aren't you forgetting to thank a fellow scientist in assisting you in this situation?
Dr. Wakeman: Actually, it was your son that followed your lead. (turns to Kenny) Isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny: Sure thing, Mrs. W! And besides, (turns to Jenny) it's an honor to be working with Jenny again!
Jenny: (blushes) Aw, Kenny! You're making me blush!
Rusty Steele: As much as I hate to spoil the joyous festivities, but we've got a convention to fix up.
BritestarRobot: Yeah! I'm sure the people behind it will reward us for saving their butts!
Jenny: Good point. (to her mother) I'll be right back, mom! I've got some clean up duty to do! (Jenny and her friends run off to help fix up the convention.)
Dr. Wakeman: Don't take too long! (goes to join her, but Phineas Mogg grabs her by the shoulder.)
Phineas Mogg: Point of order, Nora?
Dr. Wakeman: (annoyed) Now what, Mogg?
Phineas Mogg: You do know a lot of what Chrom and his ilk; is there something I should know about you?
Dr. Wakeman: Oh pish posh! You should be a little more concerned with your creations than what I do with mine and other robots.
(she walks off, leaving Mogg with a suspicious look. We switch back to Wakeman who breathes a sigh of relief and thinks to herself...)
Dr. Wakeman: (in thought) That was close! If Mogg knew I was in the Skyway Patrol, he would've made up some cockamamie way to top it! Hoo boy, some things never change. (she smiles as she sees her daughter and her friends helping fix the Robotics Convention after the Cluster attack, and smiles at the results.) At least I know that someone can change after a while.
(fade out)
THE END
With the Voices of:
Janice Kawaye .................... Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9
Candi Milo .................. Dr. Noreen Wakeman
Neil Ross ................. Phineas Mogg
James Arnold Taylor ................ Kenny Mogg/YK-9
Jeff Glenn Bennett .............. Rusty Steele/Tinstar-01
Angie M. Yazdani ............... BritestarRobot/BS-17
Wally Wingert ................... King Chrom
Eartha Kitt ........................ Queen Vexus
Dan Castellaneta .................. Mr. Cee
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If there's one thing I've noticed, it's that in every one of A-Log's fanfics he has a cast roll. Does he lack the capability to just imagine how they sound? I guess what's worse is that he also does the cast roll for his SIX-INCH FOXDICK fics too.
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Pine Tar said:
Has to be. Either that or it's just how he wants the characters to sound like.
But what really bothers me is why does he include this shit (not just the cast lists, but also the stage directions. It's like he assumes we can't imagine it ourselves)? I mean it's not like he's going to be noticed by some big-wig Hollywood producer or something.
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Alan Pardew said:
I checked out some of "The Worlds Luckiest Guy" and "31 Tricks, 31 Treats", surprisingly I have seen much worse.
Which reminds me, does anyone know if any of A-Log's fics have been mocked at Project AFTER yet?
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Not that I can see, just piss-poor fanfics based on Pokemon, DBZ, Sailor Moon and their ilk (aka Anime) getting their metaphorical asses handed to them.
Would be nice though, but I doubt they'd be able to handle the sheer stupidity (I've read their reviews on Bleedman's trite. I'm pretty sure they don't want another incident like that again).
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Every time I think about writing a screenplay for the lolz, I think of a-logs and it totally turns me off from doing it, hah.
I took screenwriting in college, where the majority of the girls in the class were in our college's early college program, so 13-17 year old geniuses in subjects like, science and math. With the exception of one, they were all better than alogs.
I took screenwriting in college, where the majority of the girls in the class were in our college's early college program, so 13-17 year old geniuses in subjects like, science and math. With the exception of one, they were all better than alogs.
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The Dude said:
Am I the only one who thinks "it looks like he hasn't aged at all"?
Jewelsmakerguy said:
The guy has a theatre background. I'm guessing he only took a script writing course and thought that's how fiction is supposed to read. I took a technical theatre course and I remember script writers are intentionally supposed to have lots of stage directions, and the director is intended to cut them when they get in the way.
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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Nah man, I'm getting that feeling myself.
Probably has to be the voice and fat, if nothing else.
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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I kinda get that vibe too. Obviously he's still mentally "young" and very immature. Yet he's still fairly youthful looking, albeit much fatter. Then there is our beloved Chrissypoo who aged 15 years in the span of 3 years. Maybe when A-Log hits that magical age of 30 he'll begin his downward spiral to looking like an old lesbian.
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This is a topic about A-Loggers, right? How about some YouTube comments by CKO92 (another A-Logger) on Chris's recent LEGO video?
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