Again, excuse the double-post, I decided to condense this part. Some parts of the game may as well get to the save point much quicker than others. Also, if this is really a VN that has no RPG elements whatsoever, it's pretty weak in that it's all words with very little choices to make (so far).
-After a little talk with the inside voice over Kila being the other winner, Cocksuk remembers being told that the universe bends based off choices he makes. If he makes certain choices, could this OC wank-fest of a universe implode? Would Klace be hated like Bieber in real life? Radioactive Rook finds the idea of a maid cafe cliche but lets it happen since Kila and I get to choose in where we want to go. Being a furry that knows of Japan, Rook says we go to Akihabara*.
*Take another shot, Klace owns some places in Akihabara. I have to ask, did a famous celebrity like Michael Jackson even own any stores in any country? Because this just comes off as more Mary Sue wankery.
-After a little more talk on Klace, we have an internal monologue where we are glad in not breaking the NDA. I'd hate having to deal with whatever lawyers Klace would have for breaking his contract. We come to another save point.
-With our asphyxiated friend and neon-tattooed guide, we leave the station to note how the outside air feels different. Because that is important apparently. Japanese air must be higher quality than American/Canadian air. We then get another dialogue over the odds of Cocksuk and Kila being on the same plane which Rook says is obvious. Cocksuk then calls him (with inside voice) "The Social Assassin". That may be fitting or not. This of course makes Kila defeated even though I'm sure most people would just give off a reaction "oh, right then". The squirrel probably has problems (that we may or may not solve depending on how much this game rips off Persona).
-Rook says we are suppose to be low-key but Klace was apparently nice to have us transported by limo. This makes Kila happy and excited. Just to say from experience, there isn't much special things about riding in a limo but perhaps that's just Kila's character: being a guy who may or may not be emotional.
-We then meet a new character that is the limo driver, a bird lady whose name is labelled ???. Though she does have a name (Jade), this game is one I'm trying to riff as I play. To make her stand out like the others, she'll be called Bird Tits since this is a game I can't take seriously.
- At first, I (and by extension Cocksuk) thought Jade was cool when she says Klace isn't that good of a person. Those hopes were later crushed when she said she was just joking. Oddly enough, what she said in her joke of Klace can be fitting if you consider him being a popufur who tried damage control and had friends who, iirc, harassed Trancy Mick, the creator of Sergals. Anyway, Bird Tits Jade says she is still trying to learn humor. One could say her's could probably be slightly above the level of Anthony Logatto but I digress. Cocksuk notes she'd have to make giant leaps to even get it done right in joking. We later learn she is trying to learn from Rook. What she could learn is trying to violate Cocksuks personal space by touching his chimpy shoulder.
-Jade exposits on Klace being like all of us, a (furry) person. While that is true in that Klace is (within the boundaries of this game) a person, he's also eligible in being a dick. Kila, being notified of Klace's character, then thanks Jade and tells her she's doing a good job in jokes (which we note may be a lie.)
-We then enter a limo and note how it looks bigger on the inside. Once we get the asphyxiating squirrel Kila to appear, stock music kicks in (specifically, music that, despite having different instrumentals, is the same music you'd find in older versions of RPG Maker). Kila then notes how amazing the interior of the limo is even though we say to ourselves it's no bigger than the train. Social Assassin Rook then tells Bird Tits that we're going to a maid cafe to which Jade says she takes us to the best there is. A new character named Inumi pops up. Like Klace, Inumi is a freaking sparkledog and Klace's brother to boot (something that astonishes both Kila and Cocksuk, the latter who thinks is this were an anime, there'd be an angry vein on Rook. Please don't be a weeb Cocksuk.). However, Rook notes Inumi isn't really his brother, it's just an act that we have to play along with. This could hopefully creep out Cocksuk while making me hope this ends up being one of those creepy situations involving rich people with mental problems but this won't be the case unfortunately.
-Rook tells us to speak a few Japanese words to people who assume we speak Japanese. The phrase is just the equivalent to No habla Espanol. Rook notes that we need to mark ourselves as foreigners while noting "gaijin" is a term of endearment. I don't know much about Japanese words but would "gaijin" even be an endearing term? We internally note how this seems polite of our radioactive tattooed guide. Perhaps Rook is something of a two-faced dick or something.
-It is here Rook then touches upon something grim and dark: the Persona rip-off! Our guide speaks of the Midnight Deaths which has something to do with lots of crime and self-harm in Tokyo. Me thinks it could just be rowdy Japanese equivalent of gangbangers going around while Japanese emo's try to do their own thing. Rook then notes this sort of thing happened around the time Klace and his tour arrived in Tokyo. Saying the Japanese are spiritual and superstitious, we may be seen as ill-omens. I don't know about Cocksuk being an omen but a sparkle dog, a blue squirrel, and a badger/ferret/whatever animal our radioactive ink guide is, those three would be more of an ill-omen. And wouldn't this come off as offensive to the Japanese? Speaking of foreigners and ill omens, I hope a bunch of Japanese furries come up and yell the equivalent of this:
-Our neon ink guide says Klace fought with his manager so we could have this limo and notes we shouldn't speak of any association with Klace lest we be shunned. I hope I get the choice of turning on the group so I can have them all driven out of Japan except for maybe Bird Tits, she's the only one so far that doesn't look like a rejected furry raver. That aside, Rook then notes how the curse makes people be out of the streets at night at an earlier time, noting that death will come to anyone wandering outside at midnight. If it's a ghost, perhaps they should get a girl and her mentally-challenged brother to fight the ghost. Just as Kila notes how he is being scared by this, the limo comes to a stop and we are reminded to not speak of Klace to anyone. Rook leaves while Jade enters, telling us as we arrived to our destination. Finally, the save point pops up yet again.
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