A man has ended up in the wrong Sydney - Youse goin' tha wrong way, yer berk!

What dumb fuck flies to Sydney Australia in summer? Even Sydney-siders can't bear Sydney in summer.

 

[heathercho]

Why would you want to come here, least of all in Summer?

The beaches are full of idiots with Beach Cabanas. There's nothing interesting even going on. It's a shithole in the best of times, let alone atm. If they nuked this shithole, no one would notice.

 

[Dalkgalbi]

Why would you want to come here, least of all in Summer?

The beaches are full of idiots with Beach Cabanas. There's nothing interesting even going on. It's a shithole in the best of times, let alone atm. If they nuked this shithole, no one would notice.

Sometimes you go when you can go, and not when it is the best time of year to visit. Also, he was going on a cruise that departed from Sydney. So he had to get there no matter how many idiots in cabanas there are.

 

[glass_houses]

Isn't summer when the drop bears are most active?

Nah mate, that's winter, when food gets short so the drop bears resort to preying on humans. Summer, the drop bears stay high up in the trees. They're afraid of the snakes.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I guess Sydney in Canada is safe from this genius because theirs is YQY - he'll never find it.

Before I read it, I thought he ended up in Sydney, Cape Breton.

 

[Dysnomia]

Seriously, that's like the Eurotrash mistake of thinking you can drive from New York to Chicago in 2 hours....

There's a reason why when IJN advances in the Pacific in WWII that cut off many islands from being used as refueling stops meant the only plane that could get you to Australia was a PBY on the "double sunrise" route....

I think that Euros just cannot comprehend how big the US really is. There should be a reality show where they have to drive across the country and make check ins at various locations. I guarantee they'd get lost going in a straight line because they think it's the wrong way just based on how long it takes to get from one podunk to the other in some areas.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Comparing all Americans with niggers who can't even talk properly is like me saying all Australians are gasoline sniffing, child fucking abbos

Yes, both statements are correct.