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A mod is about to perma-ban you. What is your last post?
- Thread starter Vlinny-kun
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Dear (insert mod name here),
It appears that I, as you have discovered coming back from the grocery store to buy 6 liters of ice cream, accidentally had sexual congress with your mother. I must admit, trying to pass off as a lamp post wasn't the best course of action I could've done to avoid getting caught, but she recommended me to do so, for reasons I can only speculate, but i'll keep such thoughts to myself.
I never would've guessed she was your mother,this came as a shock to me; what were the odds? Regardless, this isn't the purpose of that message: I merely wanted to clarify the situation.
That fateful day, while I was browsing an application recommended by my friends called Grindr, I stumbled upon your mother's profile, where it was written "lkin 4 big strong blak dik", naturally, being a man of "curvy" tastes and fitting the description, I immediately sought to contact her, and succesfully did so.
After some quality conversation (where we ended up talking about your full-time non profit job as an internet forum moderator, which one I did not know yet) she dropped quite the bombshell: she told me she wanted me to, and pardon my french, "shoot my strong smart goo raw in her wet clam" so "(she) could have a second chance" (once again, I'll keep personal interpretations to my own discretion). Moved and seduced by this demoiselle's charms, I had no choice but to accede to her request and injected her direcly with my genetic material.
Then came the aformentionned conclusion , I believe you found me out due to her leaking informations about which websites I frequent. I do not care about being banned and I do not believe you'd take apologies, but I'f you do, then I apologize for having your mother bear my child.
Now I'f you'll excuse me, I have to prepare for business trip to Swiss.
m.p.F.H.
It appears that I, as you have discovered coming back from the grocery store to buy 6 liters of ice cream, accidentally had sexual congress with your mother. I must admit, trying to pass off as a lamp post wasn't the best course of action I could've done to avoid getting caught, but she recommended me to do so, for reasons I can only speculate, but i'll keep such thoughts to myself.
I never would've guessed she was your mother,this came as a shock to me; what were the odds? Regardless, this isn't the purpose of that message: I merely wanted to clarify the situation.
That fateful day, while I was browsing an application recommended by my friends called Grindr, I stumbled upon your mother's profile, where it was written "lkin 4 big strong blak dik", naturally, being a man of "curvy" tastes and fitting the description, I immediately sought to contact her, and succesfully did so.
After some quality conversation (where we ended up talking about your full-time non profit job as an internet forum moderator, which one I did not know yet) she dropped quite the bombshell: she told me she wanted me to, and pardon my french, "shoot my strong smart goo raw in her wet clam" so "(she) could have a second chance" (once again, I'll keep personal interpretations to my own discretion). Moved and seduced by this demoiselle's charms, I had no choice but to accede to her request and injected her direcly with my genetic material.
Then came the aformentionned conclusion , I believe you found me out due to her leaking informations about which websites I frequent. I do not care about being banned and I do not believe you'd take apologies, but I'f you do, then I apologize for having your mother bear my child.
Now I'f you'll excuse me, I have to prepare for business trip to Swiss.
m.p.F.H.
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