War A ninja with a sword assailed a U.S. Army special operations unit in California

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It seems unlikely, but it did indeed happen: A man "wearing full ninja garb" attacked members of a U.S. Army special operations unit in the middle of the night in the California desert, setting off a scramble for safety and resulting in at least two injuries, according to police and other records.

The incident occurred a little after 1 a.m. on Sept. 18, when authorities in Ridgecrest, Calif., got word of a sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja on the loose at the Inyokern Airport in Kern County, north of Los Angeles.

Kern County sheriff's deputies found "the suspect had assaulted a victim at the scene with a sword, and thrown a rock through a hangar window, hitting an additional victim in the head," the sheriff's office said on Friday.

The attack came without any warning​

The victims are members of the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (SOAR), according to the Stars and Stripes newspaper, which states that the military personnel were at the airport as part of training exercises.

The incident report quickly drew attention after it was posted on Instagram. It describes how a staff sergeant was smoking a late-night cigarette near an airport hangar when "an unknown person wearing full ninja garb" approached him with a question.

"Do you know who I am?" the man asked. The sergeant said he did not. "Do you know where my family is?" the man asked. When the sergeant said he did not know, "the person in ninja garb began to slash" at him with a katana sword, the report states, adding that the sergeant's leg and phone were struck.

The sergeant ran, jumped a fence and reached a building where he joined others from his company. As he and a captain locked the doors and called 911, the assailant kicked and punched doors and windows, according to the report, which has redacted the service members' names.

The Ridgecrest Police Department's blotter entry from that night says a report came in at 1:19 a.m. of a suspect in a ninja outfit, complete with a sword, at Inyokern Airport. The report cited "at least one victim." More than 20 minutes after the initial contact, the blotter says, a 911 call came in from someone at the airport saying 26 special operations military members were "hunkered down in a hanger [sic] wondering where help is."

The ninja did not obey deputies' orders​

Police officers located the ninja suspect on a nearby road. But the man "refused to follow commands and brandished the sword at deputies," the sheriff's office said. Projectile rounds were used "but were ineffective," it added. Instead, the man ran. When deputies used a Taser on him, he dropped the sword, and deputies were able to take him into custody. He was identified as Gino Rivera, 35.

Rivera was arrested "for attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, brandishing a weapon, brandishing a weapon with the intent to resist or prevent an arrest," along with vandalism and obstructing or delaying a peace officer in the performance of their duties, the sheriff's office said.

Both the sergeant and the captain required stitches for their wounds but were cleared to return to duty, the incident report says.

The 160th SOAR's missions include using helicopters to insert Navy SEAL teams and other special operators. It trains for night missions, as some of its operations take place under cover of darkness or in the very early morning. The soldiers in Inyokern were attached to the regiment's 2nd Battalion, which uses Chinook and Black Hawk assault helicopters as well as Gray Eagle drones. The battalion is based at Fort Campbell, Ky.

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With finger guns I guess?

What is this with weird expectation that all of the rear-echelon guys should be strapped? You know they would just fuck it up, right? Lose it, or ND, or swallow it, or something else dumb.
It comes from the expectation of the military being nothing but high-speed operators who live to kill and are ready to kill on a moment's notice. The term "Tip of the Spear" exists for a reason. Maybe our ninja friend should have hit up a Marine base. At least then we could complain about the jarheads not shoving the guy's own sword up his own ass.

Honestly, the MPs should have had this shit handled.
 
So, these guys. Their job is mostly helicopter support for the the various real SF guys, US Rangers, and even SEALS. They're weapons trained, but I'm assuming they lacked both firearms and the White Rage to deal with a nut job out of the blue. That said if I was a crazy Ninja I'd just hope that, after they're done laughing at them for getting jumped by a ninja, a bunch of Rangers or SF don't decide a find and pay said Ninja a visit. I don't know that Rangers would pass up an opportunity to fight a Ninja, schizo or not. The SEAL would be too busy trying on sunglasses and trying to angle for a book deal.
 
Motherfuckers act like everyone in the military is some snake-eating hardass

Because a majority of the people in the military act like they are some snake eating hardass. As proven with these pilots classifying themselves as spec ops.

Putting all that aside, I have to once again ask, isn't this whole thing exactly why there are supposed to be MILITARY POLICE on base? What if this was some loon with a semi auto again?

Even helicopter mechanics were armed and loaded at all times? Seems pretty unnecessary but ok.

Are you aware that the P90 was originally designed for REMF's, the truck drivers, supply clerks and administrative guys, because of fears of Russian Paratrooper attacks?

There was a time when even the REMF's were expected to carry and be able to use weapons, you know. What a quaint time the cold war was.
 
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So, these guys. Their job is mostly helicopter support for the the various real SF guys, US Rangers, and even SEALS. They're weapons trained, but I'm assuming they lacked both firearms and the White Rage to deal with a nut job out of the blue. That said if I was a crazy Ninja I'd just hope that, after they're done laughing at them for getting jumped by a ninja, a bunch of Rangers or SF don't decide a find and pay said Ninja a visit. I don't know that Rangers would pass up an opportunity to fight a Ninja, schizo or not. The SEAL would be too busy trying on sunglasses and trying to angle for a book deal.
Bold of you to assume the SEAL wouldn't take a bunch of coke and then try to fight the ninja. Hard to think of a better book deal than "Coke fueled fight with a ninja".

EDIT: Forgot the three naked strippers the ninja had tied up in his basement that the SEAL totally wasn't having a coke-fueled orgy with when he decided to go fight said ninja.
 
Bold of you to assume the SEAL wouldn't take a bunch of coke and then try to fight the ninja. Hard to think of a better book deal than "Coke fueled fight with a ninja".
Oh, the SEALS would do it, if there's something in it for them, like playing themselves in the movie. Rangers would do it because they need Ninja filled in on the "Things I have Killed" bingo card. Also, the SEALS would probably crash an expensive stealth helo and run away while their attached forward air controller does all the hard work.
 
With finger guns I guess?

What is this with weird expectation that all of the rear-echelon guys should be strapped? You know they would just fuck it up, right? Lose it, or ND, or swallow it, or something else dumb.
This right here is what is wrong with the modern military.

We were strapped back in the day off post just moving a fuel truck from one post to the next. Airfields had guards on them. The MP's rode around actually doing their fucking job.

But now?

"Oh, all the REMF's are too stupid to carry a weapon."

Usually said by line slime who can't count to 11 without whipping out their dick.

Those guys were off post, with sensitive items and equipment, and weren't strapped? AND they're SOAR? Not exactly REMF's.

And NOBODY had a firearm?

And then "Oh, they'll just fuck it up!"

That expectation that everyone will fuck up is why you have retards infesting the upper chain of command and micro-managing dickheads running units.

The whole "privates are as drunk and stupid as ever" was half joke.

If you can't trust these people with weapons, WHY ARE THEY IN THE MILITARY?

I carried a weapon all the fucking time. Hell, if we left post, EVERYONE had their weapons heading to the work sites. The fucking fifties and M60's were loaded just doing trash runs.

In Germany.

You know, maybe if they treated you motherfuckers like adults and actually in the military, and acted like the REMF's were soldiers, and quit making SF do shit the infantry is for, and didn't have leaders that treated you like literal children and couldn't plan a combat operation to save their lives.

Maybe you wouldn't have fucking lost.
 
This right here is what is wrong with the modern military.

We were strapped back in the day off post just moving a fuel truck from one post to the next. Airfields had guards on them. The MP's rode around actually doing their fucking job.

But now?

"Oh, all the REMF's are too stupid to carry a weapon."

Usually said by line slime who can't count to 11 without whipping out their dick.

Those guys were off post, with sensitive items and equipment, and weren't strapped? AND they're SOAR? Not exactly REMF's.

And NOBODY had a firearm?

And then "Oh, they'll just fuck it up!"

That expectation that everyone will fuck up is why you have retards infesting the upper chain of command and micro-managing dickheads running units.

The whole "privates are as drunk and stupid as ever" was half joke.

If you can't trust these people with weapons, WHY ARE THEY IN THE MILITARY?

I carried a weapon all the fucking time. Hell, if we left post, EVERYONE had their weapons heading to the work sites. The fucking fifties and M60's were loaded just doing trash runs.

In Germany.

You know, maybe if they treated you motherfuckers like adults and actually in the military, and acted like the REMF's were soldiers, and quit making SF do shit the infantry is for, and didn't have leaders that treated you like literal children and couldn't plan a combat operation to save their lives.

Maybe you wouldn't have fucking lost.
Tell me more stories about how you saved America from commies by patrolling the smoking area with your M3 greasegun, grandpa.
 
Tell me more stories about how you saved America from commies by patrolling the smoking area with your M3 greasegun, grandpa.
Hey, at least I could be trusted with a weapon.

Eh, it's no sweat. Times change, and the faggot LT's who would run down and check on you or call you every 30 minutes so you spent 10 minutes going uprange, 5 minutes telling him "Yeah, we're all still here", and 10 minutes going back, only for him to call again, all made General and fucked the rank and file in the ass.

I've seen a couple of big time officers I knew of or served under when they were below O-4 that I was not surprised at all they completely dropped the ball.

It doesn't surprise me at all the same faggots who collected bolts and/or mags going into Iraq in 91 are now the same ones demanding their troops go without ammo/bolts in a war zone and saying "But.... but... you can totally trust the Bell County PD and the Killeen PD to save you!"

It's still grating to see shit like this and know it's the continuation of the pussification of the USA.
 
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