A Null Encounter

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Is this normal

  • yes

    Votes: 59 23.9%

  • no

    Votes: 12 4.9%

  • null why are you accepting free alcohol from strange black men

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WellManicuredMan said:
Null edited my post, he removed the fact that his dic is tiny
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Not normal, no. But I always figured you don't make eye contact with anyone on the street whether they're homeless or not, because acknowledging other people means that they might ask you for money or try to talk to you about the UFOs that live in their heads. So not normal, but not the worst way that interaction could've gone. Still, please don't drink any more mysterious liquids handed to you by strangers, Null. Sooner or later, Greta will be back for his revenge.
 
Slowboat to China said:
try to talk to you about the UFOs that live in their heads
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story time

One time I was riding the bus, and this guy next to me was eating some kind of fruit or something. It smelled weird, so I asked him what it was.

Apparently it was a pickle.

Pickles:pickle: being a subject near and dear to my heart, we started up a rambling conversation. Pickles led to kosher pickles, and that led to religion. We got into a pleasant, but spirited discussion about how the youth of today are turning away from god. I represented the fedoraman side of the debate and he represented the insane black preacherman side. He kept talking about how, come judgement day, "satan's gonna have a barbecue! satan's really gonna have a tasty barbecue!"

Our stop came up and we agreed to disagree and went our separate ways. (We actually did have a good conversation. No hard feelings or anything.) Anyway, he starts following me.

I thought he just happened to be going the same way, but then he started chanting. "Satan's gonna have a barbecue, satan's gonna have a barbecue!"

He followed me for like three blocks saying that.
 
RadicalCentrist said:
What is truly shocking to me is the subconscious racism in your account. "Must be homeless" "thinking he must be asking me to pay several times the worth in cash" "dressed street."
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>@Null
>"subconscious" racism
>responding this way to @Null actually acting like a human being

nigga plz.

This was a moving and relatable encounter between nool and another human being.

Also if you live in any urban environment with dangerous areas, yes, race is something you consider when someone is approaching you. If you don't, you're not progressive, you're just an idiot.
 
Marvin said:
Our stop came up and we agreed to disagree and went our separate ways. (We actually did have a good conversation. No hard feelings or anything.) Anyway, he starts following me.

I thought he just happened to be going the same way, but then he started chanting. "Satan's gonna have a barbecue, satan's gonna have a barbecue!"

He followed me for like three blocks saying that.
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I once had a guy sit down next to me on the train and start having a very intense, very one-sided conversation with me about THE TRUTH BEHIND THE CONSPIRACY. He was quiet but very, very focused, and he was insistent that I hear about how zeta waves (I think that's what it was) were a conspiracy to conceal the true nature of reality. I kept reading my book (this was before smartphones became a really widespread thing, and a book or a newspaper was important on the el for times just like this), but he apparently took my total lack of communication for agreement, because he handed me a flier for his self-published Lulu book about the zeta waves and then headed off to go spread the good news elsewhere. I kept that flier for years, just because it was the most oddly coherent, yet nonsensical piece of educated lunacy I ever read.

Then there was the weird smelly guy who straight-up tried to grope my baby brother in front of me. Put a stop to that shit in a hurry.

You meet a lot of ... interesting people in big cities. Don't freak out and assume everyone wants to kill you, but you also have to be aware that there ARE outliers who will ruin your day in very short order if you're careless.

TL;DR: Our Fearless Leader may well be autistic, but probably not in this case.
 
Why this kind of things keeps happening to you
 
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