A Proposal to help Null escape the confines of the flesh

Daddy's Angry Juice

Found guilty of party rocking
True & Honest Fan
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We are all trapped. In this manmade hell, we rot in our organic coffins. We pursue this value called happiness, but yet another figment of our imaginations.
Here we rot, we rot until our bones begin to brittle, our backs begin to break and the very organs we relied on all of these years begin to strangle us.

So anyway I want to put Null in a robot, to preserve the Kiwifarms forever.
heres my rough draft:
nullbot.png

A: Null's head, oobviously necessary
B: A Railgun: like the ones in quake 2, super cool.
C: A Chaingun: not like the one in quake 2 because that one sucks
D: Pizza Oven/ Margaritaville: for sustenance
E: Bluetooth speakers: to play MATI for the masses to hear
F: Roller Skates: cuz that shits cool

Let me know what you think!
 
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He should have a mortar battery on his back, also the roller skates should have rocket boosters and little spinners.

This has been suggested by our top scientists and will be considered in the final model.

Needs a giant butterfly net to catch troons with

We need to remove the stigma that we are an anti-troon forum, that's why the railgun is there to evaporate them instead.

Maybe instead you could shrink him down and place him inside someone's ass where he could control them with a series of wires and levers.

Unfortunately we do not have the technology to change Null into Eric Clapton, and even if we did he would still be confined by the flesh.

I like the overall design but you may want to add some perches for birds. Maybe rockets on the skates so he can shitpost even faster?

Bird branches are something we have never considered but will be added to maintain the ecosystem in Null's closet.

Just make him like Mr. House. WW3 is just around the corner anyway and we could have a New Kiwifarms somewhere in Nevada.

Just make the platinum chip and deliver it on time so the nuclear defenses work.

Good suggestion, but robots are cooler.
 
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