A Proposal to help Null escape the confines of the flesh

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We are all trapped. In this manmade hell, we rot in our organic coffins. We pursue this value called happiness, but yet another figment of our imaginations.
Here we rot, we rot until our bones begin to brittle, our backs begin to break and the very organs we relied on all of these years begin to strangle us.

So anyway I want to put Null in a robot, to preserve the Kiwifarms forever.
heres my rough draft:


A: Null's head, oobviously necessary
B: A Railgun: like the ones in quake 2, super cool.
C: A Chaingun: not like the one in quake 2 because that one sucks
D: Pizza Oven/ Margaritaville: for sustenance
E: Bluetooth speakers: to play MATI for the masses to hear
F: Roller Skates: cuz that shits cool

Let me know what you think!

 

[BirdUp]

Pretty good design. I'll forward this to Elon Musk.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Is this Null?

Good boi! I'll hang it on the refrigerator!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Is this Null?
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Good boi! I'll hang it on the refrigerator!

It's a doggy that represents the man that goes by Null

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

He should have a mortar battery on his back, also the roller skates should have rocket boosters and little spinners.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Needs a giant butterfly net to catch troons with

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Maybe instead you could shrink him down and place him inside someone's ass where he could control them with a series of wires and levers.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

I like the overall design but you may want to add some perches for birds. Maybe rockets on the skates so he can shitpost even faster?

 

[Near]

Just make him like Mr. House. WW3 is just around the corner anyway and we could have a New Kiwifarms somewhere in Nevada.

Just make the platinum chip and deliver it on time so the nuclear defenses work.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He should have a mortar battery on his back, also the roller skates should have rocket boosters and little spinners.

This has been suggested by our top scientists and will be considered in the final model.

Needs a giant butterfly net to catch troons with

We need to remove the stigma that we are an anti-troon forum, that's why the railgun is there to evaporate them instead.

Maybe instead you could shrink him down and place him inside someone's ass where he could control them with a series of wires and levers.

Unfortunately we do not have the technology to change Null into Eric Clapton, and even if we did he would still be confined by the flesh.

I like the overall design but you may want to add some perches for birds. Maybe rockets on the skates so he can shitpost even faster?

Bird branches are something we have never considered but will be added to maintain the ecosystem in Null's closet.

Just make him like Mr. House. WW3 is just around the corner anyway and we could have a New Kiwifarms somewhere in Nevada.

Just make the platinum chip and deliver it on time so the nuclear defenses work.

Good suggestion, but robots are cooler.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Will he be able to defend against a George Droid attack?

 

[SofondaCox]

Maybe instead you could shrink him down and place him inside someone's ass where he could control them with a series of wires and levers.

I suspect him of being part gypsy, due to his sly and clever nature. This will make the shrinking a simple affair.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Will he be able to defend against a George Droid attack?

You'll notice, I put "knee" joints for such an occasion

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Would get more mileage if interred upon a golden throne

 

[Schwarzwald]

Damn, bro. You're only 32 and drew that all by yourself?

I'm not easily impressed, but that drawing is impressing me very much so.

 

[mofu mofo]

 

[MrTroll]

A: Null's head, oobviously necessary

Is it, though?

 

[Mop_Bucket]

For our dear feeder's sustenance, a direct feeding method of banana peppers should be prototyped. A good start may be a hopper directly above the head tank to fish feed him.

 

[the rat]

Does it run on double A.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Unfortunately we do not have the technology to change Null into Eric Clapton, and even if we did he would still be confined by the flesh.

If I could change the world...