A Question About Q-Sands

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I've looked everywhere but can't find an explaination for this:

What is a Q-Sand? I see you guys talk about them all the time, specifically Chris eating them.
I assume it's a chris-lingo type thing; I can't find the term anywhere else on the web, but I can't figure out what it means exactly.

It sounds almost like "croissant", so I imagine that's what it must mean, but I can't imagine Chris has the culture/taste to know anything about French food. :alog:

So seriously, what's a Q-Sand?
 
It's something Chris said in the Jackie emails.

It's a sandwich. Specifically one smuggled into a diner and eaten by his mother. Origin of the sandwich; McDonald's probably.
 
It is a Abysinian term of measurement.
1 Q-sand equals aprrox. 6.5 inches.
 
Somebody please make an article on the CWCki about "Q-Sands."

No shit is too minor.
 
People use it when they say something purposely A-Loggy to form a distinction between their true motive and a joke.

Then again you could use it for anything AUGH YEAH
 
A-log was chris's homosexual lover for a while in the 60's. We don't like to talk about it.
 
Can we put the q sand explanation in the almanac? I've seen like 10 threads asking what a q sand is.
 
Q-sand == Quarter of a Sandwich.
Snorlax keeps some of them festering in her mobile hoard, to feed upon when The Hunger overwhelms her. She likes to whip one out and eat it in other peoples restaurants; because she is too autistic to get how that could be insensitive/insulting to the patrons/owners of said eating establishment.
 
A-Log was apparently some dude who tried to make a schtick of YouTubing how horrible Chris was and how he deserves to die.

Not necessarily "mean" stuff, but more like "harmful". Cutoff is somewhere shy of "WORSE THAN HITLER".
 
Just an FYI, putting :alog: at the end of an A-Loggy post doesn't negate or soften the actual A-Logging. Although saying "No homo" after going down on a dude makes it totally not gay.
 
Stone said:
Also quick question:

The :alog: symbol is just for when you say mean stuff about Chris, right?
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No, I've seen it used against Barb, Loveshys, Bronies, Wizards and other lolcows.

but it does get rather off-putting after a while (this coming from someone who has used it before).
 
Q-sand: technically a one-off CWCkism for a "quarter" (probably closer to half given Chris' grasp on fractions) of a McChicken eaten by Barb inside Riley's Diner on Barb's last dinner out with Bob, upon which date Chris also made the Aerostar break down and ran the battery down on the Mitsubishi. We do frequently use the term to refer to any fast food or gas station sandwich.
 
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Q-sand == Quarter of a Sandwich.
Snorlax keeps some of them festering in her mobile hoard, to feed upon when The Hunger overwhelms her. She likes to whip one out and eat it in other peoples restaurants; because she is too autistic to get how that could be insensitive/insulting to the patrons/owners of said eating establishment.
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Not to mention the health code.

Some kind of a FAQ might be useful, yeah. Q-sands and Brian Griffin's death should be the first two questions.
 
Its funny how these CWCism terms just stick with us.

I mean, look at the term "Niggo." It's apparently only used once during all of Christory (in fact, perhaps Chris didn't even say it at all and the audio was fucking up) yet it's used everywhere on the CWCki when its needed to describe someone who's African-American.

Its as stupid as that picture of "Stressed Chris."
 
DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS I believe was only used once too, despite it's widespread infamy.
 
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