A Question For Musicians

[BlueArmedDevil]

I had a single improper contact with a teen forty years ago

That makes you a pedophile, how many times do we have to go over this with you old man?

 

[AnOminous]

How has COPD impacted your sax playing? I can imagine it is more difficult to play while gasping for air.

This only really applies to talented sax players. All Tom can do with a sax is embarrass himself with his pathetic incompetence.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That makes you a pedophile, how many times do we have to go over this with you old man?

Also, he has this poster on the ceiling above his bed.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

All Tom can do with a sax is embarrass himself with his pathetic incompetence.

FTFY

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

It depends on what you mean by "started". The first instruments I ever fucked around with were baby keyboards, and yes, I still play piano/keyboard. However, it was mostly just me pounding away at the things; I didn't "play music" on my baby Casio keys except in the very loosest possible sense of the term.

The first instrument I took lessons for was either the flute (parents made me) or maybe the recorder (dad played recorder). Flute I gave up in like a month or two without ever learning anything (I was being obstinate; I wanted to play either the harp or drums, and resented being trundled off to flute classes), and recorder isn't really an instrument.

The first instrument I actually tried to learn and took seriously enough to "play" "music" on was the guitar. I probably still remember stuff, but no, I don't play guitar anymore, as I switched from strings back to keys in highschool.

I've heard you play sax, Tommie, but never guitar or keyboard. Do you have any videos you could share?

I haven't had a guitar play me in over 30 years, so there are none of that. There are a few spots in my you tube videos where i play keyboards but i can't say where. some recent ones start out with drumming. I'll make something with the keyboard soon for you.

For once I’m going to actually answer your question without being a dick.

My first real instrument besides like a Recorder or a Maraca was Accordion. A member of my family was a somewhat famous Accordion Player and had a spare one laying around and I started with it. I wasn’t any good. I still have it somewhere but I haven’t really messed with it in years.

I was a drummer and a keyboardist mostly. Sure I tried Bass and I still want to buy a set of Tabla just to play around with but I mostly just stick to Drums these days. I’m told by a buddy I was always too hard on myself about Bass but I really do get more enjoyment out of drums and keys are just fun in general. I also very briefly tried Oboe but it was in Middle School band, I was okay at it but again I prefer percussion.

My dad is a pretty good Guitarist, not like Clapton level but he can play some pretty good tunes both Electric and Acoustic. When I was a kid he used to play Sweet Child of Mine for my sister and I pretty much every night. No vocals, my dads a terrible singer. However he did get the Guitar just right. I wanted to play guitar for a while but too many people were already taking it up. Figured it would be better to try Bass and when I got around to it, I still thought my drumming was better.

I played with a few Post-Punk and Indie groups for a while, those were some fun times. Eventually though I kind of got burnt out on both scenes. I still play my Keyboard here and there, an old Casio. I sold my Drum Kit because I wasn’t using it anymore. It takes up a lot of space. Good thing is I have a friend with a really nice one I can play here and there. I really should pick up that old Accordion again and give it a try.

Tom, even if I absolutely despise you. If you do enjoy music keep at it. I don’t know the first thing about Sax. You aren’t great at it but with practice you will improve. It’s a better hobby than posting about Gender Politics and whatever sexual fetishes you have. I do not like you, I can’t say that enough but even someone I don’t like, if I share a passion with them I’ll swap a story and give advice to.

Hope that helps.

Thanks for trying, but if you really don't want to be a dick, you'll call me Tommie. I don't have sexual fetishes that I post about. I deny the sexual fetishes people claim that I have. I post about gender politics, zionism/corporatism and their perpetual war machine driving the planet toward the 6th great extinction, but I also post a lot about music. Can you honestly say you despise me because of something I've actually said or done and not something somebody told you that I said or did?

Tommy you should play the electric guitar, then jump in a bath and drop the amp in with you while it’s plugged in.

Make a tutorial video, please?

How has COPD impacted your sax playing? I can imagine it is more difficult to play while gasping for air.

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

 

[Ol' Slag]

I haven't had a guitar play me in over 30 years, so there are none of that. There are a few spots in my you tube videos where i play keyboards but i can't say where. some recent ones start out with drumming. I'll make something with the keyboard soon for you.

Thanks for trying, but if you really don't want to be a dick, you'll call me Tommie. I don't have sexual fetishes that I post about. I deny the sexual fetishes people claim that I have. I post about gender politics, zionism/corporatism and their perpetual war machine driving the planet toward the 6th great extinction, but I also post a lot about music. Can you honestly say you despise me because of something I've actually said or done and not something somebody told you that I said or did?


Make a tutorial video, please?

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

The rotten food and your living conditions make your breathing worse, not dust pollen or other bullshit.

 

[Sammich]

He should be on a website for killing himself. He needs to find a website where killing himself is the main subject. So he can kill himself.

I think this fine lad wants you to kill yourself, pedo dogfucker, I tend to agree with him thinking you should kill yourself, pedo dogfucker. Why haven't you killed yourself tom, you pedo dogfucker?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can you honestly say you despise me because of something I've actually said or done

I had a single improper contact with a teen forty years ago

Yes, yes I believe we can.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I haven't had a guitar play me in over 30 years, so there are none of that. There are a few spots in my you tube videos where i play keyboards but i can't say where. some recent ones start out with drumming. I'll make something with the keyboard soon for you.

Thanks for trying, but if you really don't want to be a dick, you'll call me Tommie. I don't have sexual fetishes that I post about. I deny the sexual fetishes people claim that I have. I post about gender politics, zionism/corporatism and their perpetual war machine driving the planet toward the 6th great extinction, but I also post a lot about music. Can you honestly say you despise me because of something I've actually said or done and not something somebody told you that I said or did?


Make a tutorial video, please?

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

Last time I try to be nice at all to you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

...Maybe if I flood my thread with non-sequitur posts, people will forget I'm a dog fucking pedophile.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

Personally, I play the Tooter. All I have to do is poke it once in a while and it makes funny noises.

...Maybe if I flood my thread with non-sequitur posts, people will forget I'm a dog fucking pedophile.

Don't forget that here and AMB are literally his only sources of social interaction. Even if it means reminding him of the facts that he's a dogfucking child predator who alienated his family, he's still desperate to talk to us because he's getting some kind of response.

Last time I try to be nice at all to you.

Many, many people have tried. If Tom was even 1% of the genius that he claims to be, he might have eventually realized that it's his own fault that he's hated.

 

[Nigella]

"I've had really well tuned guitars handed to me that just flew under my fingers until i had ripped the pads off all my fingertips, but i can't consciously play the thing"

I have played guitar for over a decade and this has literally never happened to me and should never happen.

 

[Fireman Sam]

A good question. And for once this isn't a blogpost about trans issues or some shit.
I dabble with piano, recently picked up a keyboard, taught myself because I was too autistic to take classes when I was younger.
It's fun, don't yet have the confidence to play in public, but nothing beats camping with a guitar, late at night with naught but the crackling of the campfire to accompany the music.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Don't forget that here and AMB are literally his only sources of social interaction. Even if it means reminding him of the facts that he's a dogfucking child predator who alienated his family, he's still desperate to talk to us because he's getting some kind of response.

I like how the only threat he has against us is the ignore button. Imagine being so pathetically lonely that you use your ability to see people’s insults as a bargaining chip.

Many, many people have tried. If Tom was even 1% of the genius that he claims to be, he might have eventually realized that it's his own fault that he's hated.

I used to try, but Tom is a prick however you address him. The only benefit to being polite is that he momentarily feels less bad about himself before sharting out more weak insults.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

Tell that to yourself as you are gagging and wheezing to death you disgusting fat tub of COPD.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Tom wanna join my black metal band? Your shrieking could be put to good use.

 

[TheShedCollector]

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

Maybe if you cleaned your disgusting hovel of an apartment and didn't smoke pot every day you'd be in a better position.

But nobody expects a dog fucking pedo like you to make good decisions.

 

[GooglePuppet]

"I've had really well tuned guitars handed to me that just flew under my fingers until i had ripped the pads off all my fingertips, but i can't consciously play the thing"

I have played guitar for over a decade and this has literally never happened to me and should never happen.

It flew under his fingers like an 11 year old doing a shitty EVH impression; the complete opposite of SRV, in terms of talent.

 

[Pizdec]

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

Try inhaling pepper spray, you'll clear those passages right up and you're used to the sting anyways.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I don't have COPD. I have chronic upper respiratory issues due to dust, pollen and smoke allergies. the main impediment is when my nose is stuffed i can't do cyclical breathing, inhaling through my nose while exhaling through my mouth.

Man, that must be hard on you when you’re sucking a dogs dick. Feels Thomas, feels...