A Question For Musicians

$hakerattle said:
Since you asked, I've had the most experience with the trumpet. Did piano when I was a kid, but I wasn't too interested. I've had some experience with the cello, recorder (lol so did every elementary kid), alto sax, ukulele, guitar, and probably other random shit I've forgotten about like the harmonica or something. I've lived in places with great music scenes and I have friends in bands, so music's always been around even if I haven't been participating directly.
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Nigella said:
Ok, I will concede the following. If you are new to guitar, and you are practising like a moron ( 0ver 2 hours a day) then this might happen because you haven't built up resistance.
So take your pick , I will only concede this if you admit to me you never practised enough, or played long enough to gain callouses.
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Glen Gross is the godfather of Jazz Trumpet on Tucson's live music scene.

In response to all the raging redundant retarded sperging of the Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army: be sure that you are a very tiny, extremely mentally unwell lunatic fringe who have been conditioned to interpret my words in the way you do by professional psyops agents. You project your own pedophilic and zoophilic fantasies at me, some of you in large volumes, all based on a single, harmless contact with a minor over fourteen forty years ago and a single dog that has been dead for twenty five years who liked to use people's hands and legs to masturbate on. Everything you think about those things beyond those simple facts is your own sick degenerate minds talking. Most people are astounded that you are so deeply committed to such a stupid interpretation of things I say.

I play sax and flute. i hadn't even tried to play a guitar since i was a kid. the callouses are totally different and they tore right off. what can i say other than only a real artist would understand why i kept playing after the first one tore?
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
I play sax and flute. i hadn't even tried to play a guitar since i was a kid. the callouses are totally different and they tore right off. what can i say other than only a real artist would understand why i kept playing after the first one tore?
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Ok, so you admit you can't play guitar. That's all I wanted
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
I play sax and flute. i hadn't even tried to play a guitar since i was a kid. the callouses are totally different and they tore right off. what can i say other than only a real artist would understand why i kept playing after the first one tore?
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You are not a real artist. The only real thing you are is a real child molester.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
In response to all the raging redundant retarded sperging of the Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army: be sure that you are a very tiny, extremely mentally unwell lunatic fringe who have been conditioned to interpret my words in the way you do by professional psyops agents. You project your own pedophilic and zoophilic fantasies at me, some of you in large volumes, all based on a single, harmless contact with a minor over fourteen forty years ago and a single dog that has been dead for twenty five years who liked to use people's hands and legs to masturbate on. Everything you think about those things beyond those simple facts is your own sick degenerate minds talking. Most people are astounded that you are so deeply committed to such a stupid interpretation of things I say.
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Tooter logic: "I only raped ONE dog and ONE teenager! Neither of them yelled that much so it obliviously wasn't THAT bad! The rest of you keep telling me how awful it is to have sex with
children and dogs... thinking about it makes YOU the perverts, event though I'm the one who actually did it!"
 
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Stormy Daniel's Lawyer said:
What the actual fuck is this shit? Do you play an instrument? Who the fuck cares? KF is not the place to unload your fucking faggot inquires into what the rest of us do.

This shit is so fucking gay!!!!
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He doesn't play any real instruments, he's fucking terrible at every single thing he does except for dying alone.
 
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Stormy Daniel's Lawyer said:
What the actual fuck is this shit? Do you play an instrument? Who the fuck cares? KF is not the place to unload your fucking faggot inquires into what the rest of us do.

This shit is so fucking gay!!!!
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He didn't even think up the question himself. It was a thread on the Musicians Unite FB page.
 
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So Tommy admits the dog had to be put down over 25 years ago after he and his degenerate friends raped it. What a sick bastard.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
it's called carrying the conversation forward, you ridiculous, transphobic talking turd of a self righteous sycophantic suck up.
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We've carried the conversation about your manner of death forward with multiple helpful suggestions.

Tom, you were supposed to kill yourself when the Space Jews didn't show up & magic you a cunt late last year. Opting instead for several more months of degradation & sloth, have you meanwhile settled on a likely method of suicide?

If you were to drink drano on a livestream in protest of age of consent laws you'd bring attention to this issue. It would be more dignified than your inevitable COPD related coughing & sharting death spazms. What say you, Tom?
 
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