a serious question about condiments

[NQ 952]

how come condiments taste neither like condoms nor mints

 

[Maltninja]

K.

 

[Recoil]

It's from the latin, Condimentum, which means "to pickle".

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Maybe there are prison contraband condiments: smuggled into jail in a durex rammed up a bent screw's ass using menthol lube.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's from the latin, Condimentum, which means "to pickle".

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

You bastard I clicked this expecting a serious question. And the word has neither condoms nor mints in it. Boo.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

More concerned that you know what condoms taste like, OP

 

[UE 558]

Since condiment sounds like “condom mint” do does that mean i can put mentos and Sweet Baby Ray’s on my before secks instead of that icky rubber thing

 

[UA 674]

@LordKaT how do you know what condoms taste like?

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Since condiment sounds like “condom mint” do does that mean i can put mentos and Sweet Baby Ray’s on my before secks instead of that icky rubber thing

MENTOS, THE SECKSMAKER.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

OP tasted condoms after he had a mental breakdown about Linkara, Spoony and Doug.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Everyone knows they're called condiments because you have to lube your food up before you shove it up errr i mean down your hole.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

But you can get condom flavored mints. Try to figure that one out.

 

[Timaeus Testified]

They also don't taste like condominiums either, how sad.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Your question creates quite the conundrument.

 

[ZehnBoat]

 

[AF 802]

They also don't taste like condominiums either, how sad.

Okay, that made me chuckle a bit. Have a winner sticker.

 

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Condoms are for fags.

 

[Eryngium]

Condoms are for fags.

But condoms exist to protect from unwanted pregnancies, so doesn't that make them overwhelmingly heterosexual?

 

[NerdShamer]

But condoms exist to protect from unwanted pregnancies, so doesn't that make them overwhelmingly heterosexual?

Condoms are for people who don't know when to pull out.