A Something Sensitive Slapfight

They moved the *laugh every time Trump is President" thread back to GBS, as a fuck you to Lowtax's no politics rule.

No word on if they will allow the equivalent "laugh every time the Democrats fuck up" thread back.
 
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Ghostse said:
@Silas is also very generous with access to his wife, whether he knows it or not.

Mostly it is he eats (and looks) like a goon, his guns are all pink and chambered in .22LR, his knives are all sino-shit, and his motorbikes are all poser crotch rockets. Nigga eating tadpoles and calling it caviar.
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Have you gone outside lately?
 
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Ilmseil said:
I'm told his wife's canoe can fit eight
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But no room for Aran on that trip.

"Sorry honey, I already told Jamal, J'quarius, Tyrone, Daquan, Mohammed, Achmed, Pajeet, and Linda they could come. If I let you come at the last minute it wouldn't be fair to the three people who wouldn't feet. You just stay home with your legos and reload some .22LR and I'll be back monday. There are tendies in the fridge"


Mr. Shekel said:
You lost. She does home delivery...
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Like I'm spending an extra $10. Fuck that.
 
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The few times Aran has left his trap house, people tend to wish he hadn't
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His choice in Bikes is about as good as his choice of gun accessories. Which is about as good as his ability to select a slav mail order bride who wouldn't cuck him once she qualified for a green card.
 
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Silas said:
It's for the best.
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Aran's bitch titties
Envy of toons everywhere
No E, just butter.

Mail Order Bride,
thinks "might a well date a girl,
husband not a man."

Green card has arrived
Takes Kayak trip with girlfriend
Aran, left behind.
Aran, Perma-cuck

Homegrown Homophobia said:
The Aran theme song:

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Cuckaine.... cuckaine is a hell of a drug.
 
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Ghostse said:
The few times Aran has left his trap house, people tend to wish he hadn't
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His choice in Bikes is about as good as his choice of gun accessories. Which is about as good as his ability to select a slav mail order bride who wouldn't cuck him once she qualified for a green card.
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Well I'll still feel really sorry for that motor cycle anyway.
 
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White Devil said:
Not going to lie, the shitting on Aran fest is old and not really funny now.
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I hate to break this to you, but this is the new normal.

Aran seeks out negative attention online because he has never had any real friends or anyone who truly loved him. For a long time, Something Sensitive was his source of negative attention. Every time he felt lonely (which was often), he'd post about some new toy he bought, complain about mundane shit that any normal adult would ignore, or post heinous nudes in the coomer subforum. But now Aran is permabanned from Something Senstitive, so guess where he's going to post to seek negative attention? Yeah, that's right, Kiwifarms.

You're living in Aran's world now, bub, you just don't realize it yet.
 
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