A Something Sensitive Slapfight

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Kayak dyke peels off her mask to reveal it was Cisscum this whole time.

Cisscum does some sick muy thai moves, then grabs Aran's least gay motorcycle, does a sick wheelie, and rides off into the night having taken the things Aran values most in the world: his legos and gaming laptop.
 
Silas said:
A faithful faggot, sure
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Before anyone calls aran rude for generalizing against asshole suckers, remember that he just got turbocucked by his dyke wife and is currently having trouble inserting legomen into his urethera through his chastity cage.
 
Mr. Shekel said:
LOL Aran getting owned by Wow the tranny.
Rekt

Really shitty behaviour exposing a poster's PM's, even more so that she's a woman...
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Certainly the behavior of a calm person. Definitely not the behavior a person who is not a person who is being severely owned about being a cuck.
 
Coolio55 said:
Before anyone calls aran rude for generalizing against asshole suckers, remember that he just got turbocucked by his dyke wife and is currently having trouble inserting legomen into his urethera through his chastity cage.
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Please don't tell lies like that. Aran would never do that with his Legos, aka his investments.

He shoves Megabloks figures in his urethra.
 
Silas said:
OH NO M'LADY NEEDS WHITE KNIGHTED
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i'm gay and yas doesn't like me, no one thinks i'm white knighting. i just feel bad for everyone in the community for my vote in giving you the site, minor as it may be. you're red faced posting on kiwifarms about how you're going to use the site's database to mess with people's irl's and instantly reacting to everyone's replies. its actually really gross. you came to post on here and make drama over deleting ss at the height of modern era sa relevancy, stepped in chewing gum looked stupid and now you're here threatening people... and like the white knighting thing, that's something i also don't have any personal investment in, i used to post on your nazi forum with a photo of my face as my avatar for hecks sake. everyone in my life already knows my politics and that i like saying the n word. it just feels so yuck, knowing how many people you may or may not have cringe little personal forum posting beefs with who would have their lives ruined if you decide to be a bigger faggot than wow.
 
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Silas said:
Also like I said, that database isn't going anywhere or to anyone
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You are the only faggot who keeps talking about the database, move on you fucking creeper cuck. No one is asking you for shit other than that you go play russian roulette with one of your glocks.

Try find some more nudes from someone who hasn't even been on the forum in two years because that is completely normal behavior.
 
polonium said:
It took you 11 minutes to come up with this banter, which is weaker than the gas strut in your computer chair.
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I wasn't staring at KF, forums are asymmetrical messaging. Just because you posted it right now doesn't mean I'll always see it right away.
 
Ghostse said:
You are the only faggot who keeps talking about the database, move on you fucking creeper cuck. No one is asking you for shit other than that you go play russian roulette with one of your glocks.

Try find some more nudes from someone who hasn't even been on the forum in two years because that is completely normal behavior.
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"a week and a half" is now two years


Edit: Didn't go looking either, got a hit on a word in the message with it doing a database search for something else
 
Well guys, you did it. You made the most boring fucking thread on the whole site. I can't think of a single slapfight thread on KF that managed to be less fun than this shitheap.
 
Silas said:
Didn't go looking either, got a hit on a word in the message with it doing a database search for something else
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That's about as true as "I'm not mad" and "My wife is not cucking me with an older woman".

Seriously you fat, sad little basement creep, no wonder your wife is going off on 'kayak trips'.
 
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