A Something Sensitive Slapfight

my theory is Byron Looper killed a guy and by spilling innocent blood started a mystic curse that started when a man adopted his nickname and created a discussion board that later on splintered and became the gayest thing on the internet including the gay porn
 
Whatever happened to Jonathan Brown, anyway? Last I heard from him, he had just been humiliated in a porn shoot. Two girls comparing his tiny hobbit dick to a french fry, and the french fry was larger.
 
Whatever happened to Jonathan Brown, anyway? Last I heard from him, he had just been humiliated in a porn shoot. Two girls comparing his tiny hobbit dick to a french fry, and the french fry was larger.
He tried his at writing/directing a short film about a white supremacist and a jihadii gaying out. It's on Vimeo and it's decent.

I have a vague recollection that he had done more than that, really short films that were a minute or two. Horseshoe Theory is now listed on a producers page when it originally was not. He posted it on Reddit to good reception and then DFE it and deleted his account(JDBrown or something close to his name), the original link to the video and youtube/vimeo account was dead and it was there that I want to say I saw the short-short films.

Fortunately I still had the time to call him RiffleRaffle before he started deleting everything.

Here's a recent interview where he neglects to mention his early comedic career as RiffleRaffle. He also says he was involved in chanology, started reading Digg and drifted towards democratic socialism and organizing rallies against police brutality. He must have forgotten about desperately seeking the approval of the 888 niggerdeath crowd over at TNE.
 
Looks like the Something Sensitive Admin has been doxxed to the SPLC by the furries that own Discord.

R.I.P.

I warned you, bro.

edit:
For those confused about what the fuck is going on here:
tl;dr: super gay Something Awful offsite drama.

less short but still gay:
Something Sensitive was an offsite descendant of SASS, a group of Something Awful posters tired of the moderation there, as a place to discus and mock events where Admins could not control discussion.

@Silas is the KF account of former SomethingSensitive owner Aran, joins the SS Discord channel that formed last year in the wake of previous owner @Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 becoming a faggot and killing the site for like a month. Silas/Aran catches endless shit in the channel due to oversharing his life in a search for attention. This week he got critically triggered because he grumbled about his wife going on a "canoe trip" with some other woman, and as revenge against the people roasting him on discord + dealing with getting lesbian cucked, deletes SomethingSensitive like an overgrown pussy.
Cue everyone dunking on him for being a butthurt fat fag & a cuck.

The original Admin @NavyGuzzler aka GAPO also melted down a lot. At one point he got doxed by an angry poster and the google street picture of his house had a dead lawn, which is why all the dead lawn jokes.

I think that's everything worth explaining.

I'd be real mad if my wife cheated on me with a woman. Or anyone.

If I had a wife. Which I don't.
 
Please @Silas, now that time has passed and everyone has calmed down can we just move on from this? It's obvious you fucked up the database somehow and were committed to the puppetmaster 'I wanted everyone to hate me, also no YOU are mad' route by the time you realized how to fix it.

Let's all take a step back and admit that both sides were pretty mad at the internet, and please publish the archive or hand it over to honda or something. Don't let years of funny archives on SA cows end with this thread getting bumped every 6 months for some extremely forced burn about female canoe trip=lesbian cuckoldry.

Seriously, I'm begging you, I want to read about internet jannies sniffing women's hair on the bus again.
 
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Please @Silas, now that time has passed and everyone has calmed down can we just move on from this? It's obvious you fucked up the database somehow and were committed to the puppetmaster 'I wanted everyone to hate me, also no YOU are mad' route by the time you realized how to fix it.

Let's all take a step back and admit that both sides were pretty mad at the internet, and please publish the archive or hand it over to honda or something. Don't let years of funny archives on SA cows end with this thread getting bumped every 6 months for some extremely forced burn about female canoe trip=lesbian cuckoldry.

Seriously, I'm begging you, I want to read about internet jannies sniffing women's hair on the bus again.
If I fucked up the archive how could I give it to someone?
 
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Look what I found on an old hard drive I was randomly combing through:
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Don't say I never did anything for you.
 
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