A thug pulls you over and says he'll only let you live if the next song on your playlist kicks ass. Will you survive?

[Larkin N Likin]

He's wearing face coverings so you don't know what race he is.

 

[Medulseur]

I think I'll make it. Who doesn't like Clutch?

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Fuck I'm dead. Not because the concerto doesn't kick ass but because the thug demographic tend to not appreciate classical music.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Music tastes are fucking retarded. I'll play the most banging shit ever and I'll still get judged to hell and back because people truly only give a shit about music they're already familiar with. If my life depended on some random fucker liking my Spotify playlist, I'd tell him to shoot me then and there.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Hopefully this song doesn't give off mixed signals.

 

[User names must be unique]

I got 5 seconds of silence, quiet kicks ass right?

 

[Coelacanth]

Hope the thug likes Ghost.

 

[Just A Butt]

No I will die because thugs are uncultured and I only listen to the finest symphonies while I drive around smoking crack.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well either we fuckin or fightin to this.

 

[Buff Wellington]

not sure how hes gonna feel about this....

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at least its a cool song to go out on.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think I'm good.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Bryan Ferry - Reason or Rhyme

If the thug is dressed for a black tie event, and knows the correct fork to use when eating turbot, then I'm home free.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I can only put my faith in one of the hardest hitting driving songs ever.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

with nothing but Slayer on the car stereo I'm safe

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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Niggerz Bop, I'm going down with a grin on my face.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think I'll make it. Who doesn't like Clutch?

Those strippers from Rotterdam, probably. Gives them flashbacks to that biker massacre.

Fuck I'm dead. Not because the concerto doesn't kick ass but because the thug demographic tend to not appreciate classical music.

Thugs prefer Satie. They feel very strongly about (what they believe to be) the excessive ornamentation of the Romantics, and long to be freed from the artifice of high society, through the purity and haunting simplicity of Minimalist Impressionism.

It's why they're so full of rage, and prone to violent criminal behavior!

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

My playlist is 90% guilty pleasures, I don't fancy my odds lads...

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Even with a mask you could still see his forehead, so I can probably still guess the race (unless he is a super light skin hispanic or black dude).

I'm going to die because I've been listening to country music lately. Yeah, I know, I probably deserve to. But fuck it, I like what I like.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yeah what could have been a bad ass moment probably turned into an erotic thriller moment, I guess.

I'm dead. Rip

 

[KittyGremlin]

Thematically relevant AND kicks ass.