A thug pulls you over and says he'll only let you live if the next song on your playlist kicks ass. Will you survive?

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MrTroll said:
How the fuck am I supposed to know which specific song is going to come up next on this hypothetical playlist at the exact time that this random thug "pulls me over"? How does a thug "pull you over" anyway? Why am I stopping for him?
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he stopped his bike in front of you in a narrow alley. he has a gun to your head so you can't drive away without dying immediately.
if you don't have a playlist then you are now his bitch and he gets to rape you twice a day while you live in a cage eating nothing but the cum of random thugs.
if you do have a playlist but aren't currently listening, you have to bring it up and have it play a random song. no funny business neither
 
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He drops the weapon and we share music together for the rest of the day. I wake up the next morning after letting the man sleep on the couch, I walk to the restroom and all the toilet paper is missing.
 
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Judge Larkin N Likin said:
he stopped his bike in front of you in a narrow alley. he has a gun to your head so you can't drive away without dying immediately.
if you don't have a playlist then you are now his bitch and he gets to rape you twice a day while you live in a cage eating nothing but the cum of random thugs.
if you do have a playlist but aren't currently listening, you have to bring it up and have it play a random song. no funny business neither
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Why are we driving through a narrow alley, and not on the street?

And why stop our car at all, why don't we just run him over? He's riding a bike, so we'd be doing him a favour.
 
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