Lolcow Aaron Fechter - Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

[Soda Soda]

As of right now you have to email him to make bids.

That's because Aaron knows absolutely nothing about programming, or even how to use Wordpress.

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Place your bets on how long it will take some troll to report him for running an unlicensed auction.

 

[Carlton]

My dude, if you're just gonna dump shit like this on an Aaron thread, go to Tumblr or something. Kiwi Farms ain't the place for this

Yes, you do! I for one would love to hear more about your interactions with Aaron. What does he think about your stories? I know he can be very protective of his creations.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Aaron has decided to make his own Auction website to compete with eBay. He admits he has no idea how to pull this off. As of right now you have to email him to make bids.

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There are many online auction platforms that extend the bidding for five more minutes after a bid until the bidding stops and they also require a credit card to bid and it’s charged immediately after the auction ends.

I love that Aaron thinks auctions should have “no time limit” - that’s by definition not an auction, just asking people to make offers on your junk which is all Aaron is doing.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

He's absolutely insane. Nobody bought this shit because his site wasn't even up. View attachment 2871253

"I cooooooouuuuld put $50 on top of my mortgage and live comfortably earlier in life. *OR* I could show off this sweet ass piece of ripped foam from a long-forgotten pizza chain... What's it gonna be... WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?"

 

[Soda Soda]

There are many online auction platforms that extend the bidding for five more minutes after a bid until the bidding stops and they also require a credit card to bid and it’s charged immediately after the auction ends.

I love that Aaron thinks auctions should have “no time limit” - that’s by definition not an auction, just asking people to make offers on your junk which is all Aaron is doing.

If he actually cared about that, he would just call a local auction house.

He’s doing this because he doesn’t want to pay fees or premiums.

 

[Wiz Kid Hackerman]

If he actually cared about that, he would just call a local auction house.

He’s doing this because he doesn’t want to pay fees or premiums.

I think he's doing this because he knows he can't afford to pay those fees and premiums. He could barely afford to renew the copyrights

 

[The Grimace]

Aaron continues to seethe over the existence of Billy Bob's Wonderland. If you're so concerned about them "violating copyright," why don't you take action lmao.

In other news, infamous child groomer @PeteFoxx continues to project and simp for Aaron.

Apologies for the double post, but this shit is too funny not to share. That autist Pete wants to march to BBWL to "protest" the "pirated" rubber masks for robots or something. Don't worry, I'm sure his mom will promise to drive him from SC or wherever lol

 

[Soda Soda]

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In other news, infamous child groomer @PeteFoxx continues to project and simp for Aaron.

“Eyepatch IS a puppet too, he is setting Aaron to be backstabbed”

I love how they think there’s some kind of grand conspiracy, when in reality it’s just a small handful of people laughing at an inept boomer.

 

[The Grimace]

Today, old man Aaron finds the simps and others going back in forth in numerous threads and decides to purge "troublemakers." But not before thanking his brain-dead fanboys first.

Of course, the shit-stirring groomer is still in there. Today he's talking about how he'll open up his own restaurant with RAE (with blackjack and hookers!).

Pete, Aaron's number 1 white knight, insists what he did wasn't a big deal (allegedly creeping on 13 year old girls and threatening suicide if they left him alone) because he was 17 at the time. I disagree, once a nonce always a nonce.

 

[billybobsgonorrhea]

Liking rockafire or chuckecheese or four nights at Freddy's is objectively autistic

There's a divide. People who like the Rock-afire for the characters predominantly are autists. People who like the Rock-afire for the engineering aspect and how it all works are just nerds. It gets less idiotic when you reach the "deep fandom".

 

[Torque Wheeler]

There's a divide. People who like the Rock-afire for the characters predominantly are autists. People who like the Rock-afire for the engineering aspect and how it all works are just nerds. It gets less idiotic when you reach the "deep fandom".

Both of those sound autistic

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course, the shit-stirring groomer is still in there. Today he's talking about how he'll open up his own restaurant with RAE (with blackjack and hookers!).

He sounds like every other loser who ever had an idea, told everyone how amazing it was going to be, and never did shit. If he was serious, he wouldn’t be talking about it — he’d be doing it. This chomo will never make anything happen.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Both of those sound autistic

Engineers often do tend to be on the spectrum, just for them it's potentially a career perk.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Engineers often do tend to be on the spectrum, just for them it's potentially a career perk.

There's useful and interesting autism, and then there's stuff like this

 

[billybobsgonorrhea]

Both of those sound autistic

It's the difference between low functioning and high functioning. LOL

 

[Cereal Eater]

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Today, old man Aaron finds the simps and others going back in forth in numerous threads and decides to purge "troublemakers." But not before thanking his brain-dead fanboys first.

Of course, the shit-stirring groomer is still in there. Today he's talking about how he'll open up his own restaurant with RAE (with blackjack and hookers!).
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Pete, Aaron's number 1 white knight, insists what he did wasn't a big deal (allegedly creeping on 13 year old girls and threatening suicide if they left him alone) because he was 17 at the time. I disagree, once a nonce always a nonce.

Peter is honestly deserving of his own thread. He has one but it was marked as a NYPA and has since been inactive. The amount of ass-kissing he does for Aaron is ridiculous and there is a large mass of evidence that he is a pedophile and pedo-apologist.

 

[The Grimace]

Peter is honestly deserving of his own thread. He has one but it was marked as a NYPA and has since been inactive. The amount of ass-kissing he does for Aaron is ridiculous and there is a large mass of evidence that he is a pedophile and pedo-apologist.

Honestly I think smaller rockafire cows probably just belong here for now, unless someone can find enough material to justify a new thread.

 

[palmtreesalad]

How did I not know about this thread? Aaron has been my entertainment for the last five years or so.

From what I remember, the owner of Billy Bob's kicked him out for being difficult to work with. That isn't even the first time that's happened. Many people refuse to work with him for being so stuck up about hunks of metal with clothes on. I don't even know why people go on tours in his warehouse, shits a safety hazard. It's cluttered, dark in some places, probably moldy dusty etc. It's not a cheap visit either.

Not to mention he's been getting in fights with kids even before announcing his love for Trump. He thinks very highly of himself, even says he's the one who invented whack-a-mole. Also I had no idea he likes trannies but I'm not surprised. He's made weird videos about his female dog before too

 

[Mr Sister]

Here we are, almost 30 years later, and he’s got his puppet character screaming about niggers and muslims to his fresh audience of 12-year-olds.-
https://youtu.be/RZtbYHrsAxY

Or when he had them perform his own version of Cee-Lo Green’s hit “Fuck You”. Not understanding the difference between “nigga” and “nigger”, the gorilla (lol) drops a big ole n-bomb multiple times during the song. -
https://youtu.be/cUeIr24cNkg

please tell me someone archived this

 

[The Grimace]

please tell me someone archived this

I want to say someone in the thread may have, but I'm not completely sure. I certainly hope so.