Lolcow Aaron Fechter - Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

Titus the bar owner is officially a dang dirty troll
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Wow. 21+ crowd pleasers are offensive but "nigger" in every other song parody isn't?
Sure, Gramps.

But seriously... was wondering how the animatronic characters, as well as their "creator" have been doing. Given the new interest in animatron repair and restoration, I mean.

No happy ending for old robots, it seems. :(
 
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pickleniggo said:
Aaron Fetcher is the original Daddy Derek, and the Rock a Fire Explosion documentary was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Animatronics are - and always will be - creepy as fuck. On the plus side, the only good thing that has come out of this?
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Thank you for the nightmares.
 
Oh Jesus Christ this guy... I watched his documentary and then looked up more about him and it's just sad. I can't help but feel a bit bad for the guy, his entire life peaked in his early twenties and if I remember right, his company and everything completely tanked before he was 30 and he just never could come back from it. That's got to have messed him up pretty good.

He invented a super-efficient revolutionary car, which is literally just an ordinary go-kart. He had something called the Star Launcher that was like a karaoke machine and a VHS recorder and camera all stuck together in a huge monstrosity that was supposed to help you get famous by making your own music video. In the age of YouTube.

And speaking of not sullying his family-friendly characters, here's Billy Bob (voiced by Aaron himself) singing the first new song from the 2011 Rock-Afire comeback album. Surely it'll be grea-
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Oh for fuck's sake

Mod edit: Locked due to inactivity. If OP wants to come back fix, they can have it reopened.
 
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Apologies for the Necro, but I promise it's worthwhile

Aaron has been taking advantage of the current pandemic by making his own masks. Not to donate to hospitals or other places of need, but to sell of course! Made with high-quality $2.99 styrofoam bowls and, of course, signed by him.

The best part of all this is that he is blatantly lying about these masks being CDC approved, and more effective than other manufactured masks.
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(http://archive.vn/tDmfF)
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(http://archive.vn/lANet)
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(http://archive.vn/gJKby)

This is especially interesting as this article interviews Dr. Andujar Vazquez. (http://archive.vn/j8GOT)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOZxN5HQh8A (http://archive.vn/tDmfF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_CqPF0XSV4 (http://archive.vn/lANet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNfRyFbX3KE (http://archive.vn/gJKby)

Bonus grotty fingers touching the inside of his masks
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TheTism35 said:
How exactly does one breathe through styrofoam?
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My guess is that there are gaps around the edges which would make it even more useless than it already is. Isn't styrofoam very porous, meaning it just collects and holds onto any microbes which attach to it?
 
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What a fantastic lunatic Aaron is. It's a shame this thread isn't as well noticed.

It hasn't been mentioned here, but he received a lot of flack for using Budsie (a manufacturer that allows clients to commission their own custom designed plush dolls) to make a doll based on the Youtuber 'The Carpetbagger'. The doll was of dubious quality (as were the other Rock-Afire budsie dolls that paled in comparison to the original 80s gift-shop toys) and these were being sold for a few hundred dollars a pop. Moreover, when a couple playful trolls of the Carpetbagger purchased Aaron's dolls, he de-listed them and started telling potential customers that he would have to vet them before he was willing to take their money.
Another fairly recent controversy is when he attempted to sell the Rock-Afire Explosion service manual, something for which the .pdf is already available for online viewing, for $300. This was essentially a poorly photocopied paperback too. It most certainly did not cost him even a third of that to print one.
The adults that are fans of the Rock-Afire, with the money, passion and skills to actually prolong the lifespan of the IP, are not interested in paying those prices to be ripped off. Essentially, Aaron has based his entire livelihood on manipulating children who started paying attention to him thanks to Five Nights at Freddy's.

Here's a screenshot of a facebook post pertaining to his high-tech COVID masks. I wonder what the 'super sexy' mask is like.
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Edit: Correction, there was a pdf of the Service Manual available for online viewing, but all hosts have since been copyright struck by Aaron himself. This .pdf came from other owners of Rock-Afire shows, who'd scanned theirs in long before Aaron decided he wanted to sell it. The file is still in circulation among fans.
 
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heavycream said:
What a fantastic lunatic Aaron is. It's a shame this thread isn't as well noticed.

It hasn't been mentioned here, but he received a lot of flack for using Budsie (a manufacturer that allows clients to commission their own custom designed plush dolls) to make a doll based on the Youtuber 'The Carpetbagger'. The doll was of dubious quality (as were the other Rock-Afire budsie dolls that paled in comparison to the original 80s gift-shop toys) and these were being sold for a few hundred dollars a pop. Moreover, when a couple playful trolls of the Carpetbagger purchased Aaron's dolls, he de-listed them and started telling potential customers that he would have to vet them before he was willing to take their money.
Another fairly recent controversy is when he attempted to sell the Rock-Afire Explosion service manual, something for which the .pdf is already available for online viewing, for $300. This was essentially a poorly photocopied paperback too. It most certainly did not cost him even a third of that to print one.
The adults that are fans of the Rock-Afire, with the money, passion and skills to actually prolong the lifespan of the IP, are not interested in paying those prices to be ripped off. Essentially, Aaron has based his entire livelihood on manipulating children who started paying attention to him thanks to Five Nights at Freddy's.

Here's a screenshot of a facebook post pertaining to his high-tech COVID masks. I wonder what the 'super sexy' mask is like.
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Yes, because “Super Sexy” is definitely a type of color.
Also what do the Budsie dolls look like, I’m really curious.
 
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