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Aaron Michael McCluske (born December 11th, 1990) is a trainwreck of psychological disorders, an unstable family, and attachment issues from Houston, TX.
You might be thinking "gee Collie, what does he do, upload videos all day?" Yes, he does exactly that. I can't even give you a proper count of videos because by the time I post this I'll be off by 20. Tomorrow this thread title will be off by literally hundreds.
McCluske was born on December 11th 1990. I've done my best to try and figure out "what went wrong", since he's a cute kid and it kind of saddens me to watch his old footage, but the best story that I can piece together is that his father was not in the picture from a very young age, and ultimately passed away in 2005 due to complications with diabetes.
McCluske does not seem to get along with his mother, who raised him for some time, because in 2011 she ran off with her new husband and left Aaron and his sister Sarah in the care of their grandparents, both of whom are either invalid or incontinent or both. McCluske has, on video, wished death upon his mother.
He dropped out of high school in 2013 at the age of 22.
McCluske is obsessed with a childhood friend named Carrie as well as some other galpals from his past. A significant portion of his YouTube uploads are directed to her and he has tracked her down on YouTube and left comments on her videos.
Aaron's YouTube
The bulk of McCluske's uploads are bumps and plugs for radio stations all over the country; his favorite is K-LOVE, a Christian radio station that simulcasts to affiliate branches all over the United States. He obsessively uploads videos of radio broadcasts, him taking medication, or repetitiously chattering about being special needs. It's generally understood, and partially confirmed by Aaron's sister, that he uploads these routine videos as a coping mechanism.
It's what differs from the norm that becomes attention-grabbing, and it's what has helped me put together somewhat of a psychological profile on this guy. We may never fully know McCluske's story however, because he's constantly inundating YouTube with content to the point where YouTube stops working when clicking "Load More" on his account. You have to use the search tool on his account to view videos older than a week or more.
That's right, he uploaded so many videos he broke YouTube.
Here are McCluske's known YouTube accounts that haven't been deactivated:
Carrie Law
(1/12/2016 UDPATE: Due to developments between Carrie and the McCluske's [additional info in the following section], many of the video links regarding Carrie videos and content are now unavailable.)
Carrie Law is a childhood friend of McCluske; they met in the third grade while McCluske and his family lived in Pittsburgh. McCluske maintains very fond memories of Law and treasures the only three pictures he has of the two of them together. It's quite sad.
Something happened between him and Law resulting in a serious amount of animosity on McCluske's side. He claims that Law has said derogatory things about the mentally disabled, though there is nothing I can find that substantiates this claim; Law's YouTube channel are just videos of her singing. The likely situation here is that Law was friendly to him in grade school and he read into this way too much. (See also: Chris.) @Yellow Yam Scam unearthed this video where McCluske mentions that Law may have called him a "retard" at some point.
McCluske harbors a stupid amount of resentment, but he still post videos as recently as today asking her to marry him.
12/31/2015: I Fought The Law, And The Law Won
On December 31, 2015 a YouTube user with the name "Carrie Law" began leaving comments on many of Aaron's videos that discussed or showed pictures of her. @Asperchewy provided the original scoop:
This account is perceived to be a belligerent ween or some sort of poor trolling attempt, and over the course of the days following Aaron deleted many of the videos he had uploaded about Carrie. Specifically, all videos that mentioned "Carrie Law" in their titles were taken down, while ones that say only "Carrie" still appear to be online. Likewise, "Carrie Law" videos on Aaron's other channels are still online because his sister confirmed he lost the passwords to those accounts.
Aaron fell into radio silence on January 8, 2016. This absence went on for three days until @Fyot discovered that the Carrie Law account had been active on one of Sarah McCluske's videos and was pseudo-arguing with her about Aaron. Sarah confirmed that Aaron had his computer taken away by his grandmother as punishment for making the harassing videos. In the exchange between Sarah and Carrie, Sarah discusses how Aaron becomes violent when agitated and that she is worried for her grandmother's safety since at the time her grandfather was away on a hunting trip.
Aaron returned to YouTube on January 13th uploading his usual routine of videos.
5/1/2016: Maximum Autism & New Channel
This section to be written. Check back soon!Aaron's Greatest Hits
Below is a list of videos I've found in McCluske's accounts that I feel are noteworthy and worth sharing in this thread. The context of most of these videos are lost and most of them have that "accidental art" feel. This is by no means a complete collection; he has almost 60,000 videos. I invite you all to try out various search terms on his accounts to see what you find.
- "C'mon Supergirl, crush me into a little ball and bounce me like a basketball."
- "Oh man, Supergirl looks hot!"
- McCluske asks for photographic proof of Santa Claus.
- His mom says she won't get mad if he calls her names. He does this.
- McCluske for president.
- Getting kicked off the bus for not wearing a seat belt.
- McCluske's bad boy streak continues: candy theft.
- His mom was still wiping his ass in 6th and 7th grade.
- Singing the Pokemon theme song.
- A Carrie slideshow that gets dark real fast.
- A "my disabilities" slideshow that goes off the rails after about 40 seconds.
- 9/11 footage set to "I Want Candy" and the Kidz Bop version of "Ghostbusters".
- Cleaning a toilet = doing slave labor. One troll has already found this video.
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