Skitzocow Aaron Michael McCluske / Aaron Specialneeds - 65,000+ YouTube videos and counting...

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That's right, he uploaded so many videos he broke YouTube.
I am no joke opening a trouble ticket with youtube in the morning complaining that their video list feed breaks.

Every video you upload to youtube has an automated video workflow that's submitted to youtube's transcoding farm. That upload volume might be enough to keep a single elemental encoder at capacity..... pricetag $25,000

Between SSDI, food stamps, medicare, and the cost to google he's probably costs almost 100k/year to keep around and shitvlogging youtube
 
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How creepy. Why doesn't he just contact her?


Carrie has blocked him or otherwise does not respond to his attempts at contact, for good reason.

Also it's sad his grandparents aren't more involved in his life and have allowed YouTube to rule it. Presumably because it keeps him out of their hair. *sigh*

According to his Twitter profile, and the contents of some of his videos, his grandmother is an invalid and his grandfather is getting up there in age. Neither party is able to take care of the other.

The real question is how we're going to dig for stuff. You would have to be insane to slog through all of his previous videos. Even if he is an entertaining lolcow, anyone who looks through the video history must be as autistic as he is.

I just used the search tool on his profile and popped in things like "carrie" and "christmas" and "america" and stuff. It's literally the only way; he has uploaded so many videos to his account that if you just keep clicking "Load More" the page will eventually stop working, spit out his first few videos, and not load any more.


I've only watched a couple of seconds from a pair of videos. Does he always elongate the syllables of his words in that sing-songy tone in every sentence?

Yep, that's his voice. I've seen a few hundred of his videos over the past few weeks and he sounds like that in all of them. It's weird.

Like I feel bad for this guy. Maybe he's funny in some other videos?

Some of his content will hit you in the feels, however at the bottom of the OP are a collection of weirder videos that he's made that aren't as emotionally intense.

Wow, does he upload a video every 5 minutes or something? o.o

Literally yes.
 
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From one autist to another:
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Oh yeah, dude's a HUGE fan of Barney the Dinosaur. There are several videos of him singing (reciting) the lyrics. He also has it on in the background of some of his other videos. He's fixated on PBS programming, as there's a video of him listening to theme songs of kids cartoons from the early 00's PBS era.


"Preese susscribe right an commit"

My favorite McCluskeism is the "ooookaaaaay" at the start of 90% of his videos. :lol:
 
Haha, I can only do so much to make a dent in the 55,000+ videos he has across a handful of accounts. By all means, if other Kiwis want to take a swing I can guarantee you there are nuggets of gold that I haven't found in his account.

Finding them is a bit of a hit or miss game though, since you have to use the search tool and he has the bad habit of naming lots of videos the same thing. McCluske can be a team effort!
 
Haha, I can only do so much to make a dent in the 55,000+ videos he has across a handful of accounts. By all means, if other Kiwis want to take a swing I can guarantee you there are nuggets of gold that I haven't found in his account.

Finding them is a bit of a hit or miss game though, since you have to use the search tool and he has the bad habit of naming lots of videos the same thing. McCluske can be a team effort!
I will try to see if i can come up with a way to download the full list and then as a stretch goal if people donate to my patroen i'll download all the caption transcripts and let spergs search them.
 

"He leaves it out on the driiiiiiiiiiiiveway."

This made me giggle because of the bluntness of it.

So what I'm starting to realize is that a huge amount of this content is repeated - different videos, but he's saying the exact same words. He's also reading off of a sheet of paper in many of them. I feel like, perhaps, an authority figure told him to write down his thoughts on paper and read it back as some sort of exercise in expression and he's taken it to the extreme. The content in the videos "about special needs" changes but others like "what i did in school", "kingwood" and "god" are just different performances of the same words. Kingwood sounds like it's a printout from wikipedia.

This video is the one where he claims Carrie called him a "retard."

 
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Here's the thing about cows: 99% of them should know better. Brianna Wu should know better. Watermelon should know better. Phil should know better. Even Chris should know better, but they actively refuse to learn from past mistakes.

I don't think this man is capable of knowing better. I can't really laugh at that. I can only feel pity for how shit his situation is and that there's basically no hope for him or his sister.

This thread is the definition of "sadcow".
 
For a human probably, however the robot account "Webdriver Torso" has been uploading videos every 20 seconds since March 2013 and has amassed 420,000+.

It's like the internet version of a Numbers Station.


"I never had my first kiss... from a girl" :pickle::tomgirl::pickle:

These are easily some of the most creepy videos I've seen on YouTube.
 
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