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Let's have a special post about Carrie Law, since we've recently lost a ton of content about her from Aaron's main channel. Last weekend I spent some time thumbing through Aaron's other channels since they don't seem to get as much love here -- and holy shit, there's some weird stuff going on. (After all, that's where I found the "look at my new background" video with the spooky music.)
The last one is a fucking doozy.
"Once upon a time, in a land called Fairy Tale Land." And that's just the first six seconds.
A couple weeks ago a user here (I think @Darwin Watterson posted a recent video of Aaron saying he had an offer for Carrie to make a YouTube web show together. Sadly, that video was one of the ones deleted, however this video from November 2012 shows that he's been thinking of this plan for a long time. Stick around for the last thirty seconds for something pretty fucking poignant that Aaron ignored himself.
Let's just address the elephant in the room, I have NO idea who Matya Kole is. Her name only comes up in videos on Aaron's older channel and I can't find anything about her online save for an abandoned Facebook profile that doesn't look real. Anyways, Aaron holds a poll for who's the best kisser. Check the full description, the last option is pretty stellar.
This Matya girl is like the missing Beatle in Aaron's harem of galpals. This video is also fucking insane; Aaron asks for Carrie to invite the other three girls for a sleepover at her place, and then to call him because he has some "important things" to tell them about his mother. This video is heavily laden with the "you've gotta do what's best for you" routine.
The last of the Aaron's Quartet videos for this pack. Aaron throws down the "I'll always be there for you" card and urges the four girls to call him for whatever reason. Yes, this includes "guy problems". Also, if you pause the video when the annotations pop up, get a load of the one on the right -- it talks about child support from his father, which doesn't make any sense because Aaron makes it sound like he was close with his father until he died in 2005. (Skip to 1:20 for some creepy "I will always love you" sentiments.)
A really old video from 2011 of Aaron fawning over Carrie saying she needs a planet named after her. Of note is how well he speaks and articulates in this video. Aaron was 21 when this was filmed, and was still in high school. His language skills have significantly deteriorated in the years following, much like Chris'.
More begging for e-pussay from Carrie, this time from October 2015. Aaron tries underhanding the question of a relationship with "I don't want to stress you out". He mentions having her fly down to visit him, but says Carrie would need to speak to "some adults" to arrange it... and as you'd guess, he suggests talking to his grandparents.
Aaron shows off one of his pictures of Carrie from when they were kids. He narrates this video with some creepy sentiments, of which include "big much" and "huge much".
"Did you know that beautiful + gorgeous + good looking = Carrie Law?"
Aaron tries to use numbers to quantify how much he wants to kiss Carrie. This results in a number that only exists in a form of mathematics known in academia as "retard math".
AND FINALLY, THE BIG ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAM3LKvz0w4
Aaron makes a video showing how to tweet to Carrie Law. He demonstrates this by sending here not one, not two, but three creeper messages in one video.
The last one is a fucking doozy.
AND FINALLY, THE BIG ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAM3LKvz0w4
Aaron makes a video showing how to tweet to Carrie Law. He demonstrates this by sending here not one, not two, but three creeper messages in one video.
