Skitzocow Aaron Michael McCluske / Aaron Specialneeds - 65,000+ YouTube videos and counting...

Aaron might have more of a weight problem than his triple chin would just indicate. Around 6:00, he says his doctor told him to cut soda cold turkey:
He's probably already pre-diabetic. Not that things like amputation, going blind, or needles in your stomach are something he can comprehend. Only that he wants something sweet this second.
 
I'm happy to see Aaron active again, he's best when he's in his element. A couple days ago he posted a video with a strange title:


He doesn't normally say "mother". He doesn't in the video verbally, just the title. He leads in with a familiar "YOU'RE OLD LEL" gag but then bounces back and forth with all sorts of weird creepy compliments. He also informs us that his Pappy calls him a "fat pig". There's no context for that, however, so I don't know if it's an endearing term like Aaron's nonsense or if ol' Pappy is legitimately fed up.

Aaron mentions that he wishes it would snow, to which his mom says he's in the "wrong state" for that (Texas). He might be on some sort of low-key winter "kick" though, because he uploaded a video where he shows his house's central air and heat unit set on "78 with heat":

 
I'm happy to see Aaron active again, he's best when he's in his element. A couple days ago he posted a video with a strange title:


He doesn't normally say "mother". He doesn't in the video verbally, just the title. He leads in with a familiar "YOU'RE OLD LEL" gag but then bounces back and forth with all sorts of weird creepy compliments. He also informs us that his Pappy calls him a "fat pig". There's no context for that, however, so I don't know if it's an endearing term like Aaron's nonsense or if ol' Pappy is legitimately fed up.

Aaron mentions that he wishes it would snow, to which his mom says he's in the "wrong state" for that (Texas). He might be on some sort of low-key winter "kick" though, because he uploaded a video where he shows his house's central air and heat unit set on "78 with heat":


I know it's not even that funny, but I lost my shit at the second video. What is going through his head as he connects rebelling against his doctor via soda to needing more white bread?

For real though, because of the consistency of his videos you can clearly see him getting bigger and bigger. Maybe one day we'll get "Head Lump News" a-la Slatons.
 
I know it's not even that funny, but I lost my shit at the second video. What is going through his head as he connects rebelling against his doctor via soda to needing more white bread?

White bread is unhealthy, believe it or not - something having to do with the bleached flower used or something? I bet the doctor told him to stop eating Wonderbread or the equivalent of the same time he told him to knock off the soda.
 
White bread is unhealthy, believe it or not - something having to do with the bleached flower used or something? I bet the doctor told him to stop eating Wonderbread or the equivalent of the same time he told him to knock off the soda.

The issue with white bread is the use of "enriched flour", which has added vitamins and minerals. That sounds incorrect at first, but the reason for this is that most of the dietary fiber and other benefits of eating whole wheat bread are absent from things line Wonderbread and the benefit of the added vitamins and all that crap is negligible. It's basically just all carbs without anything of substance. It'll fill you up, and that's about it really.
 
holy shit, this thread got weird while I was away lol, now he has a twitter?!?!

He has about a half dozen of them, but they were all dormant and forgotten until very recently. His sister Sarah shed some light on the topic back in December when Aaron was taking down his videos about Carrie Law, that he has a ton of YouTube accounts that he's forgotten the passwords/emails too. It wouldn't surprise me if the same applied to his Twitter accounts.
 
I just thought white bread was just chock full of sugar and bullshit, so I ate wheat because it tasted better in the first place.

This cow really makes me kinda sad. He's a man who has nothing to live for, and thus records every single waking moment of his life, trying to reach out to anyone he possibly can. What a pitiful existence.
 
Seeing the thumbnail for this video, where Aaron is holding a photo of a woman for the camera, made me fear the worst. Fortunately, it's his aunt, who once came out of a serious car accident saying, "I had a near death experience, please subscribe."
Its funny how he uses her full name and where she worked and says very personal thing about them...Oh Aaron.
 
Aaron's mom screams in pain and Aaron reacts literally not at all.


Bonus still:

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This one actually makes sense, all of the things (except for Aaron) contain cocoa.

I like that you can kind of see his line of thought in that slideshow, as in he started with baked goods, then remembered chocolate milk was a thing, then rattled off a dozen candy bars, and then defaulted to types of ice cream.
 
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