Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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I'm a corrupt city with overpaid babysitters teachers, corrupt politicians, and in the state that is losing people fleeing the blight by the second. We might have to declare bankruptcy one day, renege on our pension promises, and hopefully the feds will bail us out. Justice for Juicy! WOOO!

But our pizza is good and worth all the trouble.
 
We're two Siamese twins that were abused, but are looking for true love. Very talented with the saxophone and trumpet.

Although, I, Violet, am the smarter one. We both lives our own lives conjoined with each other. I enjoy a murder mystery every one in a while.
 
Witcher! Go and and leave me alone with my children’s and that creepy monk.
 
T̸̉̈́̎̈́͋̿͗̕҉hȇ̴ͮ̂͋͂̆̀ͭ͆͌ͧͩ́͠ ͘w̸̡̳͒͝o̳̬͔̦͙rͨ̈́̈̾ͧľ̏ͤͦd ̊̄̐̋̆ͦ̆̌̂ͮͭ͑ͩ̚҉i̴̛̽ͬ̓ͭ́ͮ͆ͤ̏̿͟s̶͏̝̳̮͉̠͎ ̼̼̻ͤ̍̈́b͇̙̞̳̙̜̀̉͌̄̈́̓͢͞ut̨̬͉͎̖̼̭͈̙̳̹͖͍͉̱̯͘ ̖̥̗̻͚̬̳̼̣̦̊̾́̌̌̈ͣ̾̅̚a̧̓̍͒̏̈́̾̔̉ͫ͛̉͆̊͊͟͡ ͙̝͍̮̬̺̥̐͗̑ͫͫ̊̓p̶̧̞̯͚̜͔̬͖̺̥̦̖͙̕r̯̳̥͖̠͓̽ͧ̐ͨ̆ͦ͘͟͞i̸̶̪̱̮͇̼̪͚̩̯͇̔ͥ́͛ͨ́́ͤ́̒ͫ̚͟ͅͅs̶̘̘̗͚̮̞̠͇̼͇̥͊ͩ͐ͯ́ͩͦ̾̏ͫ̃ͨ̀ͅo̜̺ͫ͌n̶̢̪͖̥͕̞̤̭͎̻̹̲̜̲͙̍̊̐͐̑͆̒̂͂ͥͥ̓̚̚̕,̸̃͑̐͊ ̨̲ͪo̽f̴̠͈̗̂̓ͦ͘ ̟͕͈̰̪̜͍̰̼̲̝͖̰̌̆ͥ̇ͤ̈́ͮ͐͆͑́ͨ̏e̷̡͖͔̗͉̞̹̬̱͚̊́́̀ͯͫ̋ͧ̚͜n͙̺͋͗d̺ͨl̸̢͙̦̼̰͇͈̰̟̥̹̟͕͉͇e̶̦̱̙͓̪̥͙̮̬̘̩̝̳̼͉̊̆ͯͤ̉͒̅ͤ̿ͭ̈͋͒̍̚̕sş̡̮̦̙̱̻̹͍̙̹̞̺̤͔ ̴̹͖̤̪͓̳̖̺͑͐̏͑̿̉ͮ̈s̵͟u͋ͦ͆ͣ̂̊͛̿̾͆͞͡f̣̗̟̻̭̥̘̣̘̭̮̣͎̻ͬ̽̾̄ͮͭ̄̄̏͑ͣ̓ͥ̇̕͝f̿̔̆̀̀̌͏͚͎̱͇̗͓͘è̶͈̠̳̠͉ͥ̑̀̅r̴͞ȋ̷̲̼̹̦͙̣̗̝͚͎̬̔̋̐ͮͭͦ̅̄̇̚n̈ͥ̈ͦͪ͋͏̴ģ̨̡̪̯̙͙̯̖̟̳̯̟̲̤̮̑̆ͪ̏ͨ̉̍͋̈ͪ̀͑ͣ,̶̻̜͔̳̦̥̘̟̟͢͠ ̝͓̻͇͙̜̗̻͕͚͉̻̙̟a̴̛̼̘̮̱̙l̷͙͕̝̱̲l̦̦̙͉̺̝ ͤ̏͊́ͭ͒̋͑͋ͩr͏҉o͓̮͗̆͜͟ad̪̥̣̖͉̖̬͉͙̹̩͖́̓ͩ̈͛̃ͣͤ̏̌̓͐ͫͨͅͅs̜͈͙̙̻̟͖͕͓̮̲͇̭͌̏̿̅̆̍̓͒̾̄̊̇́̾ͅ ͙͇̱̖̹̻̖̦̹̣̙͍̺͐̐̀͆ͣ̒͒̇̓̄͌̅ͦḑ͉̱̞̃̊́͠e̫̺̟̦̳͉̙̳̗̻̺͋̋ͤ͊̈ͪͬͯ͋̽̄͒ͅc̼͚̘̦̦̳̫̩̙̘̠̝̓ͭͨ̋̄̾̒ͪ̎̊ͣͫì̪͕̝̝̮͕̲͇̹̙̣̙̦͙͜͠d̘̻͖̟e͠d ̞̦̥͍͙̗͔̤͕͇̜̞̥̲̖ͤͪͨ̆̓̉̂̑̅̅ͧ̑ͩ͗̒̕ḅ̥̳̀͋̃ý̲̫̯̼̜̝̞͍̮̗̰̕ f̴̡̫̙͔̟̠̝͇̩͔̯̹̘̟͘ͅͅa̸̛͝te͋̋̎ͦͫ́ͪ̈̆ͤ̅̚̚҉̥̤͎͔̣̲͇͕̱̪͓̲̜ ̷̡̾͑̉͛̓̌̓́͢t̳̻̹͎͕̠̠̙̬̬̗ḣ̹̀̕ęͮͯ̅ͧͦ̈́ͫ̾ͬ͟͡ ̢̯̖̫̻̱̺͍̃̓ͩͤ͒͐̚͢s̩̻͓̯͉̭̲͕̘̖͙͈͚͓̒̊̈̎́̐ͩ̽̿ͤ͂͗̔̓â̸̢̰m̴̧̡̳̖͔̭ḙ̣̟͈̝.̌̄̑ͩ͗ͯ
 
*stands silently holding a bloody machete* starts stomping around until I find a young couple having sex in a tent, cuts a hole on the tent making them scream and pull apart from each other, grabs the guy by the neck and shoves machete in his chest and crushes his throat with my rotted but strong fingers, the girl hides in her sleeping bag like it'll save her,grabs the sleeping bag drags it around to a tree and them slams it into the tree trunk with her inside she falls out her bones all crushed and blood all over the inside of the tent,


my work is done mommy


(Bonus points to anyone who knows which Friday the 13th movie it's a reference too There's a hint is in my Avatar)
 
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Honey, the remote's batteries are missing. You wouldn't happen to know where they disappeared to, would you?
 
I don't think I could capture the failure of being Joseph Sean Lemoine in one post so just take my word for it.
 
You know this... This really irritates me. I have worked very hard to give my family a good life, and suddenly somebody tells me there's a penalty to success? I'm sorry you had to go through this son.

When are we going to stop doing this to eachother?
 
ay Pa, that damn shitter dun backed all th'way up from all mama's tampons ageein. My eyes is burnin.
 
Twinkie is fine you guise. Y’all assume things about me that you don’t know.
 
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