Disaster Active Shooter at Youtube HQ

Confirmed reports of an Active Shooter at YT HQ in San Bruno (outside of San Francisco California).

SUMMARY:
Shots first reported on Twitter around 12:57PM PST via Vadim Lavrusk @Lavrusik who is now confirmed he has been evacuated.
Large police presence in the area.
Reports of a FEMALE shooter.
4-5 Victims transported to hospital at 3:30 PM PST

San Bruno police now reporting to clear the area.

Source:
http://www.ktvu.com/news/active-shooter-situation-at-youtube-headquarters
https://gizmodo.com/possible-active-shooter-reported-at-youtubes-san-bruno-1824294859

 

[Robotron]

That's because men are more likely to snap and pump people at Walmart full of led while women are more likely to snap and drown their own children.

I remembered seeing a post somewhere on the internet about a woman killing her own children so that her husband couldn't get custody of them.

 

[TiggerNits]

Hey Michael, remember the last time anyone cared about you? It was 25 years ago when Kids in the Hall still aired. Go back to America's Hat.

LOL he wasn't even in that, you're thinking of Bruce McCullough

I'm sure he gets that a lot and you know it has to kill him

 

[wes]

So the bitch shot up YouTube because her ex?
At least she HAD a loving relationship...
#FemininitySoFragile
#EmotionalWomen

tfw you couldn't score high enough to get lesbian ghost pussy

 

[Hecate]

susans twitter has been awful quiet the past 5 days, but ill chalk that up to it being easter weekend

 

[Red Hood]

LOL he wasn't even in that, you're thinking of Bruce McCullough

I'm sure he gets that a lot and you know it has to kill him

fftopic:Holy shit, I just got Berenstain'd.

Then what had this guy ever fucking done? Who even is he? You don't have to answer, I know he's just some knob on Twitter.

 

[Jack Awful]

Holy shit, Michael Ian Black deserves his own thread.
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I figured out what's wrong with him:

(Just kidding, he's probably got deep seeded emotional issues and/or an inflated sense of self worth with a massive savior complex)

 

[Fervent Champion]

I wonder if this actually is an ex-employee. Given how Google likes to hire crazies I'm amazed something like this didn't happen sooner. Granted it could be just a nutjob or make-up reviewer.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

susans twitter has been awful quiet the past 5 days, but ill chalk that up to it being easter weekend

Fuck her, I'm waiting for PornHub to issue a press statement.

 

[TiggerNits]

fftopic:Holy shit, I just got Berenstain'd.

Then what had this guy ever fucking done? Who the hell is he?

Check his IMDB https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085438

It's literally bit parts in semi-memorable things and then a whole lot of failed comedy central sketch shows and stoner comedy specials

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and guess it was a 'woman' not a woman.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

@Techpriest Eat the fucking hat.

This guy better hope he has one of these hats:

 

[Jack Awful]

susans twitter has been awful quiet the past 5 days, but ill chalk that up to it being easter weekend

I mean, she works for Google, a company that doesn't even put up a doodle for Easter.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Hey Michael, remember the last time anyone cared about you? It was 25 years ago when Kids in the Hall still aired. Go back to America's Hat.

He wasn't in KitH, he was from The State & Stella

 

[Berserker Armor]

when the company you created gets shot up but prayers

 

[Basic Bitch]

I figured out what's wrong with him:
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(Just kidding, he's probably got deep seeded emotional issues and/or an inflated sense of self worth with a massive savior complex)

Definitely a massive complex

http://www.michaelianblack.org/

 

[GreenJacket]

when the company you created gets shot up but prayers

Yeah, what an asshole. How dare he send his condolences to the victims rather than heading out to San Fran himself to solve the problem.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Definitely a massive complex

http://www.michaelianblack.org/

When you consider that the people who wants to ban guns should never have guns because they're batshit insane, their position makes a lot more sense. They're self aware enough to know they wouldn't be a responsible gun owner, but not self aware enough to realize the problem is just them.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Yeah, what an asshole. How dare he send his condolences to the victims rather than heading out to San Fran himself to solve the problem.

damn right

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

It was a drunk Lindsay Ellis.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Definitely a massive complex

http://www.michaelianblack.org/

Surely THIS will be the end of Blimp.