Culture Activision Inexplicably Introduces Tool to Rate Character Diversity Metrics - Hahahahahaha woketard mad at retarded corpo virtue signalling

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I don’t know if you have heard, but corporate oligarch Activision-Blizzard-King has an image problem when it comes to marginalized groups. Whether it’s about the decidedly cartoon villain-like actions of CEO Bobby Kotick, the labor lawsuit from California that seems to even involve the Governor acting improperly on the company’s behalf, or just more wild shit about Bobby Kotick, ABK doesn’t have a lot of reputation left to salvage.

So when the company desperately needs to make fundamental changes in how they hire and treat diverse employees and public-facing characters, I’d argue the solution is not in making and publicizing a tool that boils diversity design down to pre-defined metrics.

And yet, that’s kind of what King is doing according to a blog post published yesterday on Activision-Blizzard’s website. The thrust is that employees at King — by their own admission, working off-hours — created a tool that breaks down character attributes and rates them on how diverse they are. The idea, the post argues, is to guard “against unconscious bias and exclusion when it came to the creation of their games and characters.”

These metrics listed are culture, race, age, cognitive ability, physical ability, body type, facial features/beauty, gender identity, sexual orientation, and socioeconomic background.

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Using Overwatch character Ana as the example, she has points in culture, race, age, physical ability, and gender identity. Essentially, the tool seems to start with the idea that a cis heterosexual white male character is the default and that factors away from that are essentially diversity points, which is a mildly problematic assumption to codify even if it tends to work out that way in practice. Ideally, decades of bad results should not create a default as much as they should be something to recognize as unnecessarily ubiquitous.

It’s…uncomfortable, a little bit. Chiefly because this seems like a bad idea as a failure of simpler, purer solution of simply hiring and listening to diverse designers. Getting them on a team is one thing, taking their feedback or letting them lead designs and teams is a different scenario, one that this tool only helps in the weirdest and most dystopian ways. Again, we’re focusing on quantifiable results rather than thinking about why those results are happening.

I don’t think this thing was created with malice, but it’s a tech solution around a problem that already has a solution. Diversity & Inclusion isn’t a vending machine that you keep popping effort tokens into until a badge that says “You can’t yell at me anymore” pops out. It’s a sustained process that requires people at all levels to listen to people that are trying to make themselves heard.

You can’t make “objectively” diverse games, you can only make games that come from diverse minds and cultures and experiences and let their design work do the talking.

The blog post adds that Sledgehammer’s Call of Duty: Vanguard and Blizzard’s Overwatch 2 have both already used the tool to general enthusiasm from those teams. So we’ll see how this actually works out in practice, but it’s a bit of a strange tool for an industry that largely already knows how to hammer a nail.

https://www.fanbyte.com/news/activi...ces-tool-to-rate-character-diversity-metrics/ (A)

https://www.activisionblizzard.com/newsroom/2022/05/king-diversity-space-tool (A)
 
This is the kind of shit Resetera, Tumblr, Reddit etc have wanted for a long time, but now that it's embodied, they're enraged at how corporations can now cynically boil down "diverse" (read: tokenized) characters to a science to get these seals to clap with whatever scraps are thrown to them. This is the end result of applying the thought processes of "pop culture critics" like Anita Sarkeesian to the design of your game characters. A mathematic scale to see if your character hits enough social quotas to be seen as acceptable.

The funniest part is how they basically confirmed that every other Overwatch character besides Tracer and 76 is straight and now they're mad their fanfics will never be realized (until more overwatch 2 characters are revealed and we get our first non-binary or transgender character that they laud and celebrate).

I saw a few people coping that Brigitte might be bisexual because of the Support category's "Sexual Orientation" score too, and the only choices remaining are between her and Zenyatta.
 
But how can this not be the outcome of progressive activists clamoring for arbitrary "diversity", especially as the demands stretch into increasingly absurd lines like "ableism" and "ageism"?
It somewhat is. Since they wouldn't do this unless they thought they could benefit from it. But they do it in such an ingenuous way that it actually ends up pissing off leftists.
 
A cleverly disguised "HOW DARE YOU NOTICE THINGS!" This is how math/science/etc works, you use openly noticeable phenomena, and then quantify it. Don't be mad, it's SCIENCE™, which you should fucking love... bigot.

Oh, and... I want to run Mara through this diversity calculator. (Yes it's a green penis demon, shut the fuck up)
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The whole concept of diversity is intentionally supposed to be vague so it can mean whatever the current online zeitgeist decides it means and make it more difficult to criticize. Quantifying it in hard terms makes it tangible for critics, which is bad for grifters. You can say “no straight white cis men pls” behind closed doors but not in public, now the twitterati don’t have plausible deniability when people point out the reverse discrimination.
 
Her name is Mestawot Alemayehu, a 75 year old half-black quarter-jew quarter-chinese transgendered genderfluid-but-mostly-woman from Ethiopia (but she's culturally Somalian and is a Muslim.) She is pansexual, asexual, bisexual, and demisexual.

Mestawot grew up in complete poverty, subsisting on rats and other small animals, her parents died of starvation and she never went to school. She is autistic, and suffered from a traumatic brain injury at a young age, and was unfortunately born with a skin condition that makes her horrifically ugly.

Because of her intense trauma, which lead to being diagnosed with PTSD, she compulsively eats and now weighs 600lbs at 4'8. Because of her crippling weight gain she is now wheelchair bound. She has no special powers.

Diversity rating: 10/10
"I'd play the hell out of that"- A. Sarkeesian.
 
lol, SJWs keep claiming that the oppression olympics don't exist and now they have to contend with the existence of this perfect diversity grading system by one of their sacred cows. What a great day.
This is especially funny. They're always incredibly vague, probably purposefully, about what "diversity" actually is, they just tell us we need more of it, always. Now that a corporation has actually codified their desires into something tangible, they fucking hate it. Maybe now we can finally all agree that these people will never be happy?
 
A cleverly disguised "HOW DARE YOU NOTICE THINGS!" This is how math/science/etc works, you use openly noticeable phenomena, and then quantify it. Don't be mad, it's SCIENCE™, which you should fucking love... bigot.

Oh, and... I want to run Mara through this diversity calculator. (Yes it's a green penis demon, shut the fuck up)
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Mara is female in the English version of Strange Journey.
 
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Also lmao at how Overwatch devs made a literal diversity calculator just for their cast to be filled with slim, fuckable waifus.
They still wouldn't consider him diverse enough, because he's not a disabled trans lesbian.
 
Someone actually sat down, coded a program that attached a numeric diversity value to things like race and sexuality and didn't think "What the fuck am I doing?" If you're writing a program to decide if a one-armed Polynesian is more diverse then a fat white transsexual, then you're pretty much admitting that you think diversity in media is something you've got to minmax.
 
Progressives are the ones who took over the entertainment industry, they’re the ones who chased out anyone who wasn’t like them, and they’re the ones who demanded everything conform to their standards. They don’t get to bitch about getting exactly what they wanted.
 
Blizzard characters in 2023, designed under this model:

Her name is Mestawot Alemayehu, a 75 year old half-black quarter-jew quarter-chinese transgendered genderfluid-but-mostly-woman from Ethiopia (but she's culturally Somalian and is a Muslim.) She is pansexual, asexual, bisexual, and demisexual.

Mestawot grew up in complete poverty, subsisting on rats and other small animals, her parents died of starvation and she never went to school. She is autistic, and suffered from a traumatic brain injury at a young age, and was unfortunately born with a skin condition that makes her horrifically ugly.

Because of her intense trauma, which lead to being diagnosed with PTSD, she compulsively eats and now weighs 600lbs at 4'8. Because of her crippling weight gain she is now wheelchair bound. She has no special powers.

Diversity rating: 10/10
Shouldn't there be points deductions for it being non-vegan?
 
I always assumed that Blizzard's overtly "diverse" characters were designed algorithmically. Not at all surprised by this. Every character they make seems to exist just to fill checkboxes. I am also unsurprised by the reaction. The people who care about diversity got exactly what they wanted, but they are still mad. They demanded they be pandered to, so corporations instilled frameworks to streamline the pandering. They wanted their token characters, and now they are mad that they got token characters. It's easier to just ignore these people.
 
lol, SJWs keep claiming that the oppression olympics don't exist and now they have to contend with the existence of this perfect diversity grading system by one of their sacred cows. What a great day.

This is especially funny. They're always incredibly vague, probably purposefully, about what "diversity" actually is, they just tell us we need more of it, always. Now that a corporation has actually codified their desires into something tangible, they fucking hate it. Maybe now we can finally all agree that these people will never be happy?
I always assumed that Blizzard's overtly "diverse" characters were designed algorithmically. Not at all surprised by this. Every character they make seems to exist just to fill checkboxes. I am also unsurprised by the reaction. The people who care about diversity got exactly what they wanted, but they are still mad. They demanded they be pandered to, so corporations instilled frameworks to streamline the pandering. They wanted their token characters, and now they are mad that they got token characters. It's easier to just ignore these people.
I went browsing around for more reactions from the progressive crowd out of curiosity. I think the replies and 1200+ quote tweets to this Twitter thread by Austin Walker, the lauded commie academic from Giant Bomb and VICE Waypoint, is a pretty good point of reference

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I get the impression that they're really mad about this codification and ranking because it lays bare how absurd their activism over "diversity" is to everyone in a really simple way. They'll try to blame this on corporatism or capitalism or whatever, but I don't think there's any way to get around the fact that this is what their precious "intersectionality" and "progressive stack" amounts to. To run away from this as far as possible, it seems that the progressives are now emphasizing that the real solution is to get more diversity hires and give them free reign, the consultation grift that I mentioned before, but I can only imagine that their character designs would amount to the same thing, just without the explicit numbers as to hide the ball.

I also realized that Activision-Blizzard could very well run their employees and applicants through this very same system to make hiring decisions, especially with the activist clamor for diversity hires.
 
To run away from this as far as possible, it seems that the progressives are now emphasizing that the real solution is to get more diversity hires and give them free reign, the consultation grift that I mentioned before, but I can only imagine that their character designs would amount to the same thing, just without the explicit numbers as to hide the ball.
Nah, just see Riot and the Philipines shebang.
https://www.oneesports.gg/league-of-legends/zeri-lol-champion-filipino/
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Designed by a philipino, voice by a philipino, designed to represent their culture(?), people bitched because without context it apparently just looks like another white waifu bitch. SJWs are not a monolyth etc but it sure looks like it's very hard to win with them.
 
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