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In 2017, @Watcher said Adam would probably forget Synecdoche New York in a year. Unfortunately, five years later, his obsession has only increased.

Adam has gotten to a point where he only seems to comprehend his own aging and mortality in relation to Synecdoche New York. He uses the word synecdoche as shorthand for the inevitability of aging and death despite reading the actual definition in his review. He'll say things like "We're all dying of age synecdoche!" "Everyone dies eventually synecdoche." Once only an unfunny in joke for his streams, it has now made its way into the YMS reviews. In his review of Immortals he says "Why'd you make her mortal? You just killed her with old age synecdoche."

He's even said he wants the soundtrack of Synecdoche New York played at his funeral.
 
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Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
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I'm addicted to caprese salad and that is too much goddamn caprese salad for one person. That's a two or three person serving. Adam what the fuck
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
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lol keep eating fat boy. just beacuse it has veges, doesn't mean its healthy.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
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Learning a thing or two from Nikocado eh Squiddy?
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
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I don't get why he made this new channel, what's so wrong about putting this shit on his standard livestream archive channel?

Well ok, there's a good reason to do that, mainly so that people don't have to watch you fucking eat. But if we're going under the assumption that this mukbang shit's good enough to post why isn't it just on the livestream channel? I can't imagine there's a huge demographic of people who both care immensely about his stream archives, but are so repulsed by Adam's eating that they won't watch his archives unless the mukbang's quarantined on its own goddamn channel.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Here's Adam retweeting someone praising his disgusting food channel, because he really wants people to subscribe for that filthy fetish money
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Adam even mentioned it at the end of Lion King part 1 and said people were weirdly upset about it. He doesn't seem to understand filming yourself eat for fetishists is low effort garbage in the vein of fart streams, which he'll probably do too
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He mentioned the reason why you'd think he would do this during his gaming stream yesterday and yeah, even his core audience was like "wtf" when started obnoxiously shilling clips of himself eating a while ago. It just seems like he's trying to monetize all the mundane shit he does including giving his run-of-the-mill leftist takes on his clips channel.

 
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He mentioned the reason why you'd think he would do this during his gaming stream yesterday and yeah, even his core audience was like "wtf" when started obnoxiously shilling clips of himself eating a while ago. It just seems like he's trying to monetize all the mundane shit he does including giving his run-of-the-mill leftist takes on his clips channel.

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Idk why but listening to him say "lets quickly review this Dino sour...." made me lightheaded. Hes really gone off the deep end these days. Id give it a year before a lot more people start flocking to this thread.
 
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