Careercow Adam Sandler

[Super Collie]

I stumbled across this video of someone that my partner thinks is "a slow Adam Sandler".

...he's not wrong.

 

[OtterParty]

i was hoping he would die of autoeroticasphyxiation in 2016 but then i realized he was already dead inside

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

I think it's safe to say that a no-talent Muslim like Adam Sandler only hit it big because of the Arab control of Hollywood and the entertainment industry.

 

[TheJabroni]

Way to necro a shitpost guys. 10/10 would not bang

 

[OtterParty]

Way to necro a shitpost guys. 10/10 would not bang

what do you mean this is a shitpost here at kiwifarms we love eyeballing derelict quasi-humans in midlife crises and just because this one hasnt chopped off its peepee doesnt make it any less worthy

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

bad jew movies are cow material?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Hitler gave the world animal rights, proved that smoking is bad for you, and helped advance science.

Adam Sandler has only made unfunny movies his entire life.

Adam Sandler is objectively worse than Hitler.

 

[millais]

Hitler gave the world animal rights, proved that smoking is bad for you, and helped advance science.

Adam Sandler has only made unfunny movies his entire life.

Adam Sandler is objectively worse than Hitler.

If Hitler hadn't failed in his implementation of the Final Solution, we wouldn't be cursed with the presence of Adam Sandler. Hitler had the chance to preempt the existence of Sandler but failed to act on it, which in a way makes him complicit to Sandler's crimes.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

He has all the money, women, and fame an untalented Jew comedian in Hollywood can acquire. Yet, he is dead inside. No doubt his wife is cheating on him with some younger, buffer goyim who scrubs their silver for five cents an hour. Any children he has are probably drug addicts who hate his guts and steal any cash he has on him. Even his hired prostitutes can probably barely contain their disgust at him.

Ask not for whom the cow lols, my friends. It lols for thee.

 

[polonium]

I'd fuck him but only so I could make him cry

 

[OtterParty]

I'd make him cry but only so I could fuck him

 

[badluckfistfuck]

The only Adam Sandler film ever to make me laugh was Reign Over Me.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The only Adam Sandler film ever to make me laugh was Reign Over Me.

I don't disagree:

 

[Splendid]

One day, an Adam Sandler movie will lose money.

 

[OtterParty]

what if adam sandler wrote fluffy torture fiction and it became a snuff movie

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

I find it funny cause the character he portrayed in Eight Crazy Nights, Davey Stone, pretty much has that typical internet troll personality. Only difference is, instead of trolling random people on the internet, he pretty much trolls the whole town he lives in including the mayor.

 

[AnOminous]

what if adam sandler wrote fluffy torture fiction and it became a snuff movie

It would still be funnier than Jack and Jill.

 

[Billy_Sama]

It would still be funnier than Jack and Jill.

I like to think Jack and Jill was made by a team of scientists to make the quintessential Sandler movie nightmare.

 

[Floof]

Adam Sandler killed my dog and stole five bucks.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It would still be funnier than Jack and Jill.

Everything is funnier than Jack and Jill though.
Dead babies are objectively funnier than that movie.