Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Snowflake Buster said:
Watch out you guys, we got a badass over here.
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That shit didn't happen.

"Oh, I, Adam Sessler, host of G4TV's X-Play and internationally beloved video game journalist, was shopping at the 100% organic non-GMO food repository when a bunch of white male CHUDs presented me a vile petition to recall San Francisco's 12 district comptroller Flippity McNeverHeardaMe. I was so filled with hot white anti-neocon rage that I used all my 90 pounds of perfectly crafted muscle and slammed the man to the ground, and apparently none of his friends intervened and there were no cops or security to break things up or anything so basically after it happened there was like no aftermath of any kind and I just walked home."

Somebody send this shit into r/ThatHappened.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Did they? I didn’t even watch the video, it was just in my recommendations.

Is it the typical game journalism shit then?
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I was just skimming through to see if it looked as fake and useless as everything else sessler does and the scene at 1:55 when they are talking about Morgana the cat comes from P5:Strikers the chick with the red hearts is HUMANITIES COMPANION A character introduced in P5:Strikers as far as I am aware (I didn't play Royal but she wasn't in vanilla and her plot makes no sense if she was in Royal)

Edit : No he just unironically shows footage from the wrong game..WTF.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
I was just skimming through to see if it looked as fake and useless as everything else sessler does and the scene at 1:55 when they are talking about Morgana the cat comes from P5:Strikers the chick with the red hearts is HUMANITIES COMPANION A character introduced in P5:Strikers as far as I am aware (I didn't play Royal but she wasn't in vanilla and her plot makes no sense if she was in Royal)

Edit : No he just unironically shows footage from the wrong game..WTF.
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Yeah, Sophie/Sophia was a Strikers exclusive character, like Zenkichi.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
I am playing through it, its..a very good game once you get used to it.

Sophie is adorable sometimes.
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I was very surprised how much Persona was actually in the game rather than a typical Warriors game. Enjoyed the hell out of it.

And to keep on topic, given all the stupid drama going on social media with P5, I don’t want to know what Sessler has to say about the game.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
I was very surprised how much Persona was actually in the game rather than a typical Warriors game. Enjoyed the hell out of it.

And to keep on topic, given all the stupid drama going on social media with P5, I don’t want to know what Sessler has to say about the game.
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Oh what the fuck happened now?
 
Snowflake Buster said:
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Hey you insulting women brah? Don’t you know that putting out a petition targeting a member of a marginalized community is a hateful act of misogyny? Get ready to body check your privilege bigot
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Pure fantasy lmao. similar vibe to this classic webcomic
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
I was just skimming through to see if it looked as fake and useless as everything else sessler does and the scene at 1:55 when they are talking about Morgana the cat comes from P5:Strikers the chick with the red hearts is HUMANITIES COMPANION A character introduced in P5:Strikers as far as I am aware (I didn't play Royal but she wasn't in vanilla and her plot makes no sense if she was in Royal)

Edit : No he just unironically shows footage from the wrong game..WTF.
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I still have no idea what the hell is going on with this relaunch - I look at their reddit once a month and they're always hiring people and acting like it's totally happening despite having no info. The people there LOVE Sessler, though.
 
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Adam, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you're getting too old for this. I know it's the only thing you've done for like the past 20 years but I think it's time to start transitioning to a new kind of career, or some other kind of hosting format. Because when I see a guy who looks old enough to be my grandfather talking about Persona 5, and he actually knows what's going on, it just comes off like you've in a rut.

Maybe do some videos telling us about video game history, or tech videos, or something that advances your public image beyond what it is now.
 
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