Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Anytime I see ardent male feminists or #FeministAllies like Sessler respond the way they do on social media, two reasons for his behavior come to play for me:
  1. Sessler did something awful in real life, and he's using social media and hiding behind SJWs and feminists in order to make himself feel like a hero on a website that creates made up villains to fight. Male "allies" are typically made up of awful people who know that they're awful people. But, social media gives these crazies villains to fight against, like even right-wingers/Trump supporters, the alt-right, toxic men, etc. Pile on these people long enough, and male feminists will feel like heroes in comparison, heroes fighting from the other side of a black computer screen.

    Or hell, maybe he touched a kid. Think of how man male SJWs and male feminists were revealed to be sexual criminals, rapists, or worse, child predators. No one on social media knows what you do behind the scenes when you're hiding under the guise of an ally. Which I guess brings me to -

  2. Sessler is a sexual deviant of some kind who is playing the role of ally as a way of getting pussy. Male feminists are likely male feminists because they think it'll get them closer to chicks. Sessler may say that he hates it when women are objectified, but we all know he has a Morgan Webb/Olivia Munn folder he opens and beats off to. Male feminists are really just repressed sexually and don't REALLY believe the bullshit they spout, but will go through it if it means getting close to a chick and scoring some pussy. It doesn't work, especially since most feminists today look like something out of the Toxic Avenger and look ugly as fuck. But they keep the charade up with the hope that they'll eventually get laid.
This is just a personal opinion, but I think Sessler, and people like him, are just overcompensating faggots who are trying to hide something. We've seen tweets about what he thinks of his own family. Who knows what the fuck elseAdam does behind closed doors.
 
So are any of us really surprised that this G4 Reboot is a dumpster fire so far? Adams been a surly bitch for god knows how long and Kevins desperately trying to relive those glory days in this hollow shell of a new network. Shit, I knew it was gonna be bad the second I saw Fiona Nova and Froskurrin as part of the roster.

Frosk sucked when she was apart of the LoL community where she was just as bias and blatantly wrong about shit all the time too. I was so happy to see her leave since she always pulls the sexism card whenever people shit on her for being an idiot. That and seeing the ass kissing threads for her whenever people called her out was super fucking annoying too.

And Fiona? I mean christ she was a complete anchor in modern AH Videos and she will be an anchor in G4 too.

No amount of Jirard and Austin Creed was going to salvage it after those 2 were brought on.
 
Anytime I see ardent male feminists or #FeministAllies like Sessler respond the way they do on social media, two reasons for his behavior come to play for me:
  1. Sessler did something awful in real life, and he's using social media and hiding behind SJWs and feminists in order to make himself feel like a hero on a website that creates made up villains to fight. Male "allies" are typically made up of awful people who know that they're awful people. But, social media gives these crazies villains to fight against, like even right-wingers/Trump supporters, the alt-right, toxic men, etc. Pile on these people long enough, and male feminists will feel like heroes in comparison, heroes fighting from the other side of a black computer screen.

    Or hell, maybe he touched a kid. Think of how man male SJWs and male feminists were revealed to be sexual criminals, rapists, or worse, child predators. No one on social media knows what you do behind the scenes when you're hiding under the guise of an ally. Which I guess brings me to -

  2. Sessler is a sexual deviant of some kind who is playing the role of ally as a way of getting pussy. Male feminists are likely male feminists because they think it'll get them closer to chicks. Sessler may say that he hates it when women are objectified, but we all know he has a Morgan Webb/Olivia Munn folder he opens and beats off to. Male feminists are really just repressed sexually and don't REALLY believe the bullshit they spout, but will go through it if it means getting close to a chick and scoring some pussy. It doesn't work, especially since most feminists today look like something out of the Toxic Avenger and look ugly as fuck. But they keep the charade up with the hope that they'll eventually get laid.
This is just a personal opinion, but I think Sessler, and people like him, are just overcompensating faggots who are trying to hide something. We've seen tweets about what he thinks of his own family. Who knows what the fuck elseAdam does behind closed doors.
Do you think Adam Sessler has any criminal records that he's hiding?
 
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Ah, yes, this G4 reboot is coming along exactly as I figured since this is how these reboots always go.

1. Court the original audience in your advertising.
2. Make the actual product alienate the original audience and, instead, cater to a niche audience that doesn't actually care about your product.
(Optional 2b.) Get ripped apart and boycotted by the niche audience for a small perceived misstep since all they're in this for is to call attention to themselves and take credit for destroying something "evil"
3. Fail miserably.
4. Blame the original audience and/or white men for the failure.
5. Repeat with some new thing people used to like.
That was a glorious trainwreck. Stupid bitch tried to deflect from the fact she was spouting childish console war drivel. The viewer base of G4 is now men in late 20s and early to mid 30s, basically fucking Dads, people that have better things to do than rage about overpriced toys online. Fuck most of them will have moved onto PC at this point. She got called out on it and had an absolute brain fart and start spouting stuff about how she is not as bangable as previous female hosts and how everyone is sexist (that in itself screams self esteem issues to me). Dads don't care about bangable hosts or what console is outselling the other.

*edited to add than to a sentence. Excuse my poor english.
 
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Do you think Adam Sessler has any criminal records that he's hiding?
Doubtful tbh. Tmz or someone would probably have covered it, or it would have come out by now.
If he did, it would be posted online. Every state in America has a public database for people who committed crimes or went to court for something. There are even sex offender lists for every state.
 
That was a glorious trainwreck. Stupid bitch tried to deflect from the fact she was spouting childish console war drivel. The viewer base of G4 is now men in late 20s and early to mid 30s, basically fucking Dads, people that have better things to do rage about overpriced toys online. Fuck most of them will have moved onto PC at this point. She got called out on it and had an absolute brain fart and start spouting stuff about how she is not as bangable as previous female hosts and how everyone is sexist (that in itself screams self esteem issues to me). Dads don't care about bangable hosts or what console is outselling the other.
I may *cough* be one of those dads. I can tell you that the G4 reboot barely registered with me. I knew Sessler was involved which made it pretty much toxic from the start. Theoretically, nostalgia done the right way might have drawn interest from someone like me. Even though 80% of the vidya stuff would be lost on me these days, I'd still throw it on in the background if it was done well.

However, 15 years ago might as well have been 150 years ago in regards to how much the culture has changed. G4 Reboot was doomed the minute they conceived it because none of the people conceiving it were willing to weather the storm if it was done the right way. But someone will realize that there is an appetite for blatant, virulently anti-woke, but still professional content. Someone will do The Man Show 2.0 or something like that and make some bank on it.
 
I may *cough* be one of those dads. I can tell you that the G4 reboot barely registered with me. I knew Sessler was involved which made it pretty much toxic from the start. Theoretically, nostalgia done the right way might have drawn interest from someone like me. Even though 80% of the vidya stuff would be lost on me these days, I'd still throw it on in the background if it was done well.

However, 15 years ago might as well have been 150 years ago in regards to how much the culture has changed. G4 Reboot was doomed the minute they conceived it because none of the people conceiving it were willing to weather the storm if it was done the right way. But someone will realize that there is an appetite for blatant, virulently anti-woke, but still professional content. Someone will do The Man Show 2.0 or something like that and make some bank on it.
Agreed. The new G4 barely resembles the old G4. I wish they would just sell all the old G4 shows in one complete collection so I could buy it. I miss when they showed movies too.
 
That was a glorious trainwreck. Stupid bitch tried to deflect from the fact she was spouting childish console war drivel. The viewer base of G4 is now men in late 20s and early to mid 30s, basically fucking Dads, people that have better things to do rage about overpriced toys online. Fuck most of them will have moved onto PC at this point. She got called out on it and had an absolute brain fart and start spouting stuff about how she is not as bangable as previous female hosts and how everyone is sexist (that in itself screams self esteem issues to me). Dads don't care about bangable hosts or what console is outselling the other.
Not only all that but she isn't new to the platform from what I hear so I'm 100% certain that it isn't coming out of left field that youtube comments/chat are "toxic". It isn't the gaming community, she could be on a political channel, movie channel, current events channel, etc and you will always be able to find asshole comments. It's the nature of the beast, it's how it works, it's raw humanity at its very worst.
So her deciding to soapbox about it is like someone who signs up to be a shark diver and then is absolutely aghast when they find out the sharks are treating them aggressively. They knew damn well what they were getting into and they just want to make it all about themselves.
 
I know this has already been said about Olivia Munn being hired for her looks and thats it but an interesting thing to note about Morgan Webb.

For those that might not know Morgan got her career started a show call The Screen Savers before X-Play and the gamer fame it carried. Im sure some of you have heard of it. Whats interesting is that in the book "Eagle Semen: The Story of TechTV Employee Number One" one of the members who worked on Screensavers in the 2nd Era after ZDTV said about Morgan, more so a Producer called "Mr. George" and how that led to Webb. I quote

"Mr. George's first order of business(after conscripting the tech heads), was to scour every nook and cranny of the TechTV offices for women. Particularly those with large breasts. We were then asked to set up a camera on the studio during off hours and run these girls through screen tests. I dont remember much about those screen tests. except that there was a lot of line flubbing, more then a little giggling and that Mr. George wanted to make sure that the camera was getting their tits. The girls who could read from a prompter and smile at the same time were given a free pass to pseudo stardom. It was from these sessions that Morgan Webb, Cat Schwartz, and Jessica Corbin got their starts on The Screen Savers."

Morgan was easily the hottest of the Screen Savers group, least in my opinion during the era of 2002. Not to say the other girls werent attractive but Morgan, specially as a blond in those early days as most remember, was the hot one. Thus prolly why she also got picked up when Extended Play got turned into X-Play because well, Kate Botello while a nice lady with a decent voice was not going to draw in the teenage young male demo they were wanting to pull in for that show.

While I can admit Morgan is was more of a gamer and geek then Olivia, and thus easily more likable, she ABSOLUTELY got where she was because of her tits and "bangability". I wouldnt expect Frosk to know this, she prolly was only a fan of G4, not TechTV or G4TechTV. Im not shocked she doesnt know the history of the company that came before or understand that G4 literally had the kind of skeezy programming and use of women that she so claims to not like. Every chick on that channel was made to look hot and attractive, and were picked not for the knowledgeability of the industry but well, because they were hot thin women with tits.

For what its worth to stay on topic, I dont think Adam in the TechTV or ZDTV era was a bastard like he is now, he didnt seem to have a super crazy ego, and prolly at worst was skeezy and perverted. Shit to be honest if he was angry a lot or kind of a cunt about his fans, I can understand that too, he was given the role of hating Final Fantasy when it was the hottest shit, him and Morgan both had idiots on the forums talking mad shit all the time. But I never remember hearing him go off on the forums. Ive never heard bad spoken about Morgan either really. Lord knows they had plenty of fan meetings and chances for bad stories to start but I never had heard hide nor hare. Which I think kind of leads to where it is now, they both prolly got sick of the fans and how annoying it can be to be a celeb, where as Adam grew resentful and alone, Morgan married a super rich author and doesnt have to stay connected to the gaming culture at all, Adam still does to stay relevant.

I knew this revival was bad from the thanksgiving special where they only jerked off on nostalgia and didnt talk about how the Comcast fucked TechTV, all of them, and G4 in general. When their return tag was "We never stopped playing". Thats how this was just a corp trying to cash in nostalgia because if they never stopped playing, explain all the Cops reruns at the end of the channel run. I tuned out after that special and their calling for new talent. I didnt even know they brought X-Play back until this Frosk shit and while I consider everything after the San Fran era to dip in quality with each set revision, even the worst that X-Play ever got, was better then this bullshit. RIP in piss, nothing was lost.
 
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Just a reminder of how smoking hot Webb was back in the day.

*Countdown to some D-bag saying "brahh, that's not hot" in 3...2...1*

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I'll give Cliffy this, unlike adam at least he cared about vidya at one point instead of purely using it to flex his lit degree for reviews
Cliffy B is a wal-mart brand post-Doom John Romero who never got over the fact Unreal and Epic didn't need his edgelord ass after GOW.
He only cared about games as long as he saw it as his ticket to stardom and fame. Once he saw that he wasn't going to be a rockstar and that he spewed out trash games when left to his own devices, he showed his true colors.
 
Frosk sucked when she was apart of the LoL community where she was just as bias and blatantly wrong about shit all the time too. I was so happy to see her leave since she always pulls the sexism card whenever people shit on her for being an idiot. That and seeing the ass kissing threads for her whenever people called her out was super fucking annoying too.
Doing a little digging on Frosk it seems to be a pattern. She worms her way into a community, sucks up to established personalities to boost her, starts a fight that blows out of all proportion because Frosk is an overly emotional idiot, wears out her welcome by continuing the fight that everyone knows was blown out of proportion, cries victim when she realizes she's into deep, bails whilst decrying everyone as being problematic (i.e. the problem) before moving onto something else to start the cycle anew. Difference is with this G4 thing is it seems to be the audience she's picked a fight with and given G4's need for an actual audience this is going to sink the entire deal.

It's sadly a cycle I'm all too familiar with as I have a number of people in my family with BPD. And given my familiarity with people with BPD, Adam Sessler and anyone else involved, are fucking idiots for bringing one so close to them. These people are fucking vampires, do not invite them in or you will regret it. They will destroy and fuck up whatever you've got going on, I suspect a lot of the formerly peaceful online communities we've seen over the years implode (like Channel Awesome for instance) have done so because they've let BPD people get a foothold.

For those who like a good trash fire from afar however I will say this. Frosk is going to be someone to follow due to the reasons stated above, both for this G4 thing and whatever future thing she latches onto. All I can do sitting here is think "Thank god it is them and not me who have to deal with it" in regards to Adam Sessler and the rest of the G4 crew. I'd wish you good luck but that ain't going to help you.
 
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